Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315587 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #2400 on:** November 18, 2010, 08:42:44 AM »

Shinra · « **Reply #2401 on:** November 18, 2010, 08:43:33 AM »

They're specifically referring to the heritage of Native Americans who collaborated with the union cavalry in the extinction of the indian tribes, not subversive indian socialists like Sitting Bull.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #2402 on:** November 24, 2010, 09:57:10 AM »

Minnesota Republican caught outside Planned Parenthood with a gun, falls back on Just Stalking My Online Girlfriend (who I have no contact info for and can't even give you the website I met her on) for excuse

Mongrel · « **Reply #2403 on:** November 24, 2010, 10:02:37 AM »

Defenestration · « **Reply #2404 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:43:51 AM »

http://gawker.com/5700898/sun-now-owned-by-spanish-woman

The link really does say it all.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2405 on:** December 02, 2010, 03:13:45 PM »

Holy shit, there's some serious nerd story going on here.

Breaking news: Toronto man shot and killed. In a library. With a crossbow.

GUESS THAT DEAL TO BUY A USB STICK OF PIRATED WHITE WOLF PDF BOOKS WENT SOUTH.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #2406 on:** December 02, 2010, 07:52:31 PM »

Denver police in hour long stand-off with toy robot

This may qualify as worse than the Lite Brite bomb scare in Boston.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2407 on:** December 06, 2010, 01:56:09 PM »

Ted Turner advocates one-child policy for the whole world

Now I don't think he's right or that the idea is feasible or will work (a better solution is to raise living standards so that the observable trend in western nations extends everywhere - and we're actually on track for that in a lot of middling nations), and I certainly didn't post it because I give a damn about anything Ted Turner has to say.

I posted it because all I could think of was those Robot Chicken sketches. You know:

Captain Planet

Büge · « **Reply #2408 on:** December 14, 2010, 07:39:55 AM »

"I didn't mean to pee on these LGBT books in the Harvard library. It was an accident."

Mongrel · « **Reply #2409 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:12:49 AM »

"Oh no no no, it was merely an accident involving this perfectly ordinary jar of urine.

...

Of course we normally store jars of urine in the Library, under the LGBT section. Why do you ask?"

Catloaf · « **Reply #2410 on:** December 14, 2010, 11:51:56 AM »

Obviously someone just wet themselves and had explosive urination syndrome...

Or maybe a drunk just happened to take a piss in the library, didn't notice the section, and it just happened that the books were about LGBT topics...

Or perhaps the perpetrator misinterpreted what the books where saying and thought they wanted a golden shower...

Pacobird · « **Reply #2411 on:** December 14, 2010, 12:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Catloaf on December 14, 2010, 11:51:56 AM

Or maybe a drunk just happened to take a piss in the library, didn't notice the section, and it just happened that the books were about LGBT topics...

As the closest thing to an actual professional opinion this thread is probably going to see, this seems......plausible.