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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315587 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2400 on: November 18, 2010, 08:42:44 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2401 on: November 18, 2010, 08:43:33 AM »

They're specifically referring to the heritage of Native Americans who collaborated with the union cavalry in the extinction of the indian tribes, not subversive indian socialists like Sitting Bull.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2403 on: November 24, 2010, 10:02:37 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2404 on: November 30, 2010, 12:43:51 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2405 on: December 02, 2010, 03:13:45 PM »

Holy shit, there's some serious nerd story going on here.

Breaking news: Toronto man shot and killed. In a library. With a crossbow.

GUESS THAT DEAL TO BUY A USB STICK OF PIRATED WHITE WOLF PDF BOOKS WENT SOUTH.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2406 on: December 02, 2010, 07:52:31 PM »

Denver police in hour long stand-off with toy robot

This may qualify as worse than the Lite Brite bomb scare in Boston.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2407 on: December 06, 2010, 01:56:09 PM »

Ted Turner advocates one-child policy for the whole world

Now I don't think he's right or that the idea is feasible or will work (a better solution is to raise living standards so that the observable trend in western nations extends everywhere - and we're actually on track for that in a lot of middling nations), and I certainly didn't post it because I give a damn about anything Ted Turner has to say.

I posted it because all I could think of was those Robot Chicken sketches. You know:

Captain Planet
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2409 on: December 14, 2010, 09:12:49 AM »

"Oh no no no, it was merely an accident involving this perfectly ordinary jar of urine.

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Of course we normally store jars of urine in the Library, under the LGBT section. Why do you ask?"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2410 on: December 14, 2010, 11:51:56 AM »

Obviously someone just wet themselves and had explosive urination syndrome...

Or maybe a drunk just happened to take a piss in the library, didn't notice the section, and it just happened that the books were about LGBT topics...

Or perhaps the perpetrator misinterpreted what the books where saying and thought they wanted a golden shower...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2411 on: December 14, 2010, 12:09:29 PM »

Or maybe a drunk just happened to take a piss in the library, didn't notice the section, and it just happened that the books were about LGBT topics...

As the closest thing to an actual professional opinion this thread is probably going to see, this seems......plausible.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2412 on: December 14, 2010, 03:12:01 PM »

perfectly ordinary jar of urine.

"Well, don't look at me."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2413 on: December 14, 2010, 03:35:45 PM »

I suspect a Jarate reference was inevitable.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2414 on: December 14, 2010, 06:21:31 PM »

If you think jars of urine is bad, you should see what they keep next to the rare books.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2415 on: December 14, 2010, 06:53:02 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2416 on: December 15, 2010, 02:09:40 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2418 on: December 19, 2010, 03:11:02 PM »

What do they do when Massachusetts and New Hampshire somehow run out of money?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2419 on: December 19, 2010, 03:52:57 PM »

Presumably New New England.  With blackjack and hookers.
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