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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2520 on: February 20, 2011, 01:26:33 PM »
http://www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?S=14060178

The best part is when the interviewer is like "The unions were willing to agree with your financial concessions, what is up?" and Walker just says "IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED!"

In Wisconsin, yes means no, up is down, and budget surpluses turn into shortfalls.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2521 on: February 20, 2011, 04:28:45 PM »
I tried to read the transcript but the interviewer's name is Matt Smith.  And is written out every time he speaks, rather than switching to initials.  Ensuring that I keep picturing a man in a bowtie rambling the interview, half to himself, as he dashes about the room trying to singlehandedly solve the crisis himself at the last minute.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2522 on: February 23, 2011, 08:01:32 AM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2523 on: February 23, 2011, 08:33:25 AM »
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-youuuuuuuuuuuu-teeeeful.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2524 on: February 23, 2011, 08:59:25 AM »
Well he did say they were considering sending in agent provocateurs but decided it might be bad PR.  And accepted a bribe.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2525 on: February 24, 2011, 02:27:00 AM »
Does this mean he can be ousted before sitting as governor for a year as crazy Wisconsin law otherwise dictates?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2526 on: February 26, 2011, 05:05:07 AM »
I don't know if I should post this here or in cheerful news, because it made me laugh, but a Texas group is offering scholarships for young white males. :D I don't know, not really news, just white people being white people, but the name of the organization makes me laugh every time I read it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2527 on: February 27, 2011, 02:22:28 AM »
Five hundred bucks?

Man, it does not pay to be white anymore.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2528 on: February 27, 2011, 03:02:22 AM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2529 on: February 27, 2011, 03:15:57 AM »
Didn't they already try that?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2530 on: February 27, 2011, 04:02:52 AM »
That was Virginia.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2531 on: February 27, 2011, 04:11:46 AM »
Because that's what a distraught, often irrationally ashamed woman needs at that point. Fucking charges pressed against her. I've known women who have had multiple miscarriages, and, depending on the woman, it can be absolutely devastating. Fucking absurd.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2532 on: February 27, 2011, 04:30:26 AM »
I can't believe the fundies don't have enough miscarriages themselves to be aware of how stupid that is, especially given the whole Christian Science thing.

It's almost worth passing that law just to make them start feeling the pain of this whole War on Ovaries.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2533 on: February 27, 2011, 06:12:07 AM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2534 on: February 27, 2011, 06:24:44 AM »
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2535 on: February 27, 2011, 07:48:49 AM »
Quote from: Brentai on February 27, 2011, 04:30:26 AM
I can't believe the fundies don't have enough miscarriages themselves to be aware of how stupid that is, especially given the whole Christian Science thing.

Most of them do.

That's why you rarely see bills like this, and they never go anywhere.  What we're looking at here is the lunatic fringe of the lunatic fringe.  Their number is negligible and they are stupid.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2536 on: February 27, 2011, 11:19:19 AM »
That statement is always correct!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2537 on: February 28, 2011, 09:34:32 AM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2538 on: February 28, 2011, 10:12:42 AM »
I don't know, the message I got from that article is "The U.N and three countries' worth of emboldened radicals are now paying attention to that shit."

I doubt whatever security force he's got on that deathtrap has any loyalty beyond the next paycheck.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2539 on: February 28, 2011, 11:35:13 AM »
I was amused that something like a third of the comments were along the lines of "When you gonna sail that thing past Somalia?".
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