Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315117 times)

McFrugal · « **Reply #260 on:** August 01, 2008, 08:32:10 PM »

Hey. Hey hey.

Let's starve cripples to death!

Kazz · « **Reply #261 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:03:31 PM »

can we cancel the human race now??

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #262 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:12:03 PM »

No. I wouldn't be adverse to punching the parents' card, however.

Brentai · « **Reply #263 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:24:33 PM »

Is good thing I assumed white trash before see photograph of mother, or bad thing I after notice she am black?

Also, never leave life of human into hand of male man who name is 'Dana Poindexter'. I also possible take frustration out on retard girl.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #264 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:05:07 PM »

I assumed white trash at first, too.

edit: maybe there's a hidden assuption that criminal neglect is more white-trashy, while retarded violence is more ethnic-minority-y?

Catloaf · « **Reply #265 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:22:36 PM »

Anyone else immediately remember the Sloth scene from Se7en when they read this?

Saturn · « **Reply #266 on:** August 06, 2008, 11:29:54 PM »

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

Seriously, MEAT NOODLES?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #267 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:10:52 AM »

That does it, the human race has officially peaked. Pack it in, guys, we're done.

sei · « **Reply #268 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:32:59 AM »

Or they could just use fucking soba.

Mongrel · « **Reply #269 on:** August 15, 2008, 05:18:09 PM »

Forget 'old cat ladies', this one's all kinds of fucked up.

Saturn · « **Reply #270 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:35:17 PM »

Nils Olav knighted

Note: Nils Olav is a goddamn penguin.

Mongrel · « **Reply #271 on:** August 16, 2008, 06:31:12 AM »

Saw that. Few things generate as much hilarity as the bizarre minor military-historical traditions of the UK.

Thad · « **Reply #272 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:23:43 PM »

Destructoid: woman attempts to kidnap ex-boyfriend from Second Life; ties up her own dog in duct tape and runs away instead.

sei · « **Reply #273 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:28:30 PM »

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

Creep factor: over 9000.

Kazz · « **Reply #274 on:** August 24, 2008, 03:17:14 PM »

As much as I love the idea of sleeping on a bed made of women, I don't think I want to be anywhere near someone who'd attend a "Cuddle Party."

Many of us have significant others: use them!

Lady Duke · « **Reply #275 on:** August 24, 2008, 03:27:59 PM »

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.

Misha · « **Reply #276 on:** August 24, 2008, 04:36:53 PM »

I love cuddling but I don't think I would be comfortable cudding with people I don't know

Catloaf · « **Reply #277 on:** August 24, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on August 24, 2008, 03:27:59 PM

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #278 on:** August 24, 2008, 08:10:01 PM »

Cuddling is awesome because you need to work towards letting someone know that it's safe to do it with you.

That's just a cheap high of cuddling.

PhilosopherDirtbike · « **Reply #279 on:** August 25, 2008, 08:21:28 AM »

Quote from: Rygaron on August 24, 2008, 08:10:01 PM

Cuddling is awesome because you need to work towards letting someone know that it's safe to do it with you.

I dunno, that maybe changing to the realm of sex, primarily. I have met quite a few girls who will cuddle or make out with aquantences because it seems safer to them than going somewhere alone with the guy to risk potential rape. Those crazy kids, nowadays.

Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.

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