Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Pages: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 13 [14] 15 16 17 18 19 ... 189

Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315117 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

McFrugal

  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 621
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #260 on: August 01, 2008, 08:32:10 PM »

Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #261 on: August 01, 2008, 10:03:31 PM »

can we cancel the human race now??
Logged

Cthulhu-chan

  • Tested
  • Karma: 10
  • Posts: 2036
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #262 on: August 01, 2008, 10:12:03 PM »

No.  I wouldn't be adverse to punching the parents' card, however.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #263 on: August 01, 2008, 10:24:33 PM »

Is good thing I assumed white trash before see photograph of mother, or bad thing I after notice she am black?

Also, never leave life of human into hand of male man who name is 'Dana Poindexter'.  I also possible take frustration out on retard girl.
Logged

Cthulhu-chan

  • Tested
  • Karma: 10
  • Posts: 2036
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #264 on: August 01, 2008, 11:05:07 PM »

I assumed white trash at first, too. :shrug:


edit:  maybe there's a hidden assuption that criminal neglect is more white-trashy, while retarded violence is more ethnic-minority-y?
Logged

Catloaf

  • Tested
  • Karma: 14
  • Posts: 1740
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #265 on: August 01, 2008, 11:22:36 PM »

Anyone else immediately remember the Sloth scene from Se7en when they read this?
Logged

Saturn

  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 1670
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #266 on: August 06, 2008, 11:29:54 PM »

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?


Seriously, MEAT NOODLES?
Logged

Royal☭

  • Supreme Court Judge President
  • Tested
  • Karma: 88
  • Posts: 6301
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #267 on: August 07, 2008, 05:10:52 AM »

That does it, the human race has officially peaked.  Pack it in, guys, we're done.

sei

  • Tested
  • Karma: 25
  • Posts: 2085
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #268 on: August 07, 2008, 06:32:59 AM »

Or they could just use fucking soba.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #269 on: August 15, 2008, 05:18:09 PM »

Logged

Saturn

  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 1670
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #270 on: August 15, 2008, 08:35:17 PM »

Nils Olav knighted


Note: Nils Olav is a goddamn penguin.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #271 on: August 16, 2008, 06:31:12 AM »

Saw that. Few things generate as much hilarity as the bizarre minor military-historical traditions of the UK.
Logged

Thad

  • Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65394
  • Posts: 12111
    • View Profile
    • corporate-sellout.com
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #272 on: August 23, 2008, 12:23:43 PM »

Destructoid: woman attempts to kidnap ex-boyfriend from Second Life; ties up her own dog in duct tape and runs away instead.
Logged

sei

  • Tested
  • Karma: 25
  • Posts: 2085
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #273 on: August 24, 2008, 02:28:30 PM »

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

Creep factor: over 9000.
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #274 on: August 24, 2008, 03:17:14 PM »

As much as I love the idea of sleeping on a bed made of women, I don't think I want to be anywhere near someone who'd attend a "Cuddle Party."

Many of us have significant others: use them!
Logged

Lady Duke

  • Shiny Ranger
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 2339
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #275 on: August 24, 2008, 03:27:59 PM »

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.
Logged

Misha

  • Pro-Choice
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 837
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #276 on: August 24, 2008, 04:36:53 PM »

I love cuddling but I don't think I would be comfortable cudding with people I don't know
Logged

Catloaf

  • Tested
  • Karma: 14
  • Posts: 1740
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #277 on: August 24, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.

Is that what they're calling it these days?
Logged

Beat Bandit

  • be entranced by my sexy rhythm
  • High-Bullshit
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65418
  • Posts: 4293
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #278 on: August 24, 2008, 08:10:01 PM »

Cuddling is awesome because you need to work towards letting someone know that it's safe to do it with you.


That's just a cheap high of cuddling.
Logged

PhilosopherDirtbike

  • Wouldn't dream of it, my good chap.
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 110
    • View Profile
Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #279 on: August 25, 2008, 08:21:28 AM »

Cuddling is awesome because you need to work towards letting someone know that it's safe to do it with you.

I dunno, that maybe changing to the realm of sex, primarily. I have met quite a few girls who will cuddle or make out with aquantences because it seems safer to them than going somewhere alone with the guy to risk potential rape. Those crazy kids, nowadays.

Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 13 [14] 15 16 17 18 19 ... 189