Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315978 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #2780 on:** July 04, 2011, 07:16:21 AM »

I'm pretty sure that even the average Fox News staffer knows that jokes about assassinating the president tend to garner a negative response that's a little stronger than mere social disapproval.

I mean, they maybe be horrible people for any number of reasons, but they're no different than most when it comes to saving their own hide.

A² · « **Reply #2781 on:** July 04, 2011, 09:30:56 AM »

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Fox News realizes that that sort of thing is going to have the FBI knocking on their door for a polite chat, so they damn well better hope it was an actual hack and not employee hijinks.

Thad · « **Reply #2782 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:10:15 PM »

...seems to me that claiming it's a hack INCREASES the likelihood of an FBI investigation.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2783 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:45:15 PM »

You were saying, Thad?

As if on cue.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #2784 on:** July 04, 2011, 05:48:08 PM »

After that Weiner fiasco, there was pretty much no way that was going to get a free ride.

Thad · « **Reply #2785 on:** July 04, 2011, 06:42:09 PM »

I'd say it's less about Weiner and more about Lulzsec. A bunch of powerful companies have been caught with their pants down and the FBI looks helpless.

Saturn · « **Reply #2786 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:43:32 PM »

pretty sure the Secret Service normally investigates all presidential death threats, this isn't a case of them being called in because the FBI keeps fucking up on computer security.

Joxam · « **Reply #2787 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:12:27 AM »

pretty sure thad knows that

Friday · « **Reply #2788 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:59:45 PM »

Woman steals 18,000 dollars from 18 month year old with cancer.

TA · « **Reply #2789 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:01:22 PM »

Woman suffers anaphylactic shock and dies after having sex with a dog.

Friday · « **Reply #2790 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:16:59 PM »

what if the dog was drunk

sei · « **Reply #2791 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:59:05 PM »

what if the woman were an opponent of neutering and of bestiality laws

Brentai · « **Reply #2792 on:** July 08, 2011, 03:20:42 PM »

What if she died in a city whose name is synonomous with mocking this sort of thing?

A woman once died out in Limerick
From a surprising reaction allergic.
She had always thought
It was her husband's old cot...
Who knew it could be Rover's dick?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #2793 on:** July 08, 2011, 04:05:09 PM »

The way that died is not funny, just tragic.

Sexy tragic.

Bal · « **Reply #2794 on:** July 08, 2011, 04:54:54 PM »

I can laugh at it, because it's sick and bizarre, but I'm not really taking any pleasure in it.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2795 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:51:59 PM »

I can laugh at it and Kayin can masturbate to it. That's just efficient dying right there.

Büge · « **Reply #2796 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Bal on July 08, 2011, 04:54:54 PM

I can laugh at it, because it's sick and bizarre, but I'm not really taking any pleasure in it.

Oh, so laughing at a woman who dies from sperm poisoning is okay, but laughing at a guy who dies protesting helmet safety laws is crass? Hypocrite.

Bal · « **Reply #2797 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:29:08 PM »

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid, illiterate cunt? I laughed at both.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2798 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:33:23 PM »

One in five people worldwide thinks aliens walk among us.

Oh hey, I can feel kinda-sorta mildly proud of Canada for a short while.

Büge · « **Reply #2799 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:03:25 PM »

Quote from: Bal on July 08, 2011, 07:29:08 PM

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid, illiterate cunt? I laughed at both.

Whoops, you're right. My apologies.

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