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Friday

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #280 on: August 25, 2008, 12:06:36 PM »

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Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.

honestly it won't matter

I'm releasing it into the atmosphere so

unless you're the .001% that's naturally immune, I mean

and I have plans for you
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #281 on: August 25, 2008, 12:25:13 PM »

Sexy plans?

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #282 on: August 25, 2008, 06:23:52 PM »

and I have plans for you
Cuddle party!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #283 on: August 25, 2008, 07:03:01 PM »

and I have plans for you
Where's Demogorgon?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #284 on: August 26, 2008, 06:38:41 PM »

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Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.

honestly it won't matter

I'm releasing it into the atmosphere so

unless you're the .001% that's naturally immune, I mean

and I have plans for you

As long as I don't have to walk to Colorado or Nevada based off dreams about black women and corn fields, I can dig it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #285 on: August 26, 2008, 06:59:11 PM »

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.
His ass is that huge?

Nils Olav knighted


Note: Nils Olav is the goddamn penguin.

:;-(:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #286 on: August 26, 2008, 07:04:53 PM »

When Kazz goes tanning he has to do it in quarters.

Once Kazz sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Nobody can photograph Kazz because his gravity field traps light.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #287 on: August 27, 2008, 04:50:27 AM »

 :tears:

yeah well

when guild has

tons of friends

he has to

uh

make them laugh
and
and

be

happy

...

 :endit:


EDIT: tried to find the theme from Wargames for the end of this post but couldn't.  LIFE JUST GETS WORSE
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #288 on: August 27, 2008, 06:58:13 AM »

Tom Delay might be cleared of charges

Haven't heard much about the T-Man in a while, but he might be able to avoid his illegal money-laundering charges because apparently he used checks instead of cash.

 ::(:

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #289 on: August 27, 2008, 05:13:20 PM »

Tom Delay might be cleared of charges

Haven't heard much about the T-Man in a while, but he might be able to avoid his illegal money-laundering charges because apparently he used checks instead of cash.

 ::(:

Some rich asshole is going to get away with a crime that any of us would be doing hard time for? North American justice is the best!

On an unrelated not, hey, it's Bridget  :gay4: :wuv:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #290 on: August 28, 2008, 07:46:55 AM »

Breaking News!

The World Health Organization has completed its 3 year study and found that poor people are less healthy than rich people.

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The differences were so marked that genetics and biology could not begin to explain them.

Turns out poor people are not genetically inferior to rich people, they just have a lot less money.  Thanks, WHO!

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #291 on: August 28, 2008, 08:34:23 AM »

:pop:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #292 on: September 04, 2008, 01:42:57 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #293 on: September 04, 2008, 01:47:51 PM »

 :facepalm: is about all I can think of to say about that.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #294 on: September 04, 2008, 01:50:57 PM »

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Where's Demogorgon?

I killed him in the expansion

let me tell you imprison is some serious bullshit
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #295 on: September 10, 2008, 10:59:55 AM »

...PPFFFFTT! AHAHAHAHA! Oh man, what? Kim Jong-Il is the greatest golfer that ever lived, too? I'm sorry DPRK, but I just can't take you seriously when you go and say goofy shit like this. And by the way, ask the Dear Leader if he even knows what the Internet is before he goes and proclaims himself as an "expert" of it.

Link is old, but news to me. :shrug:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #296 on: September 10, 2008, 11:15:31 AM »

KIM JONG IL FACT: When Kim Jong Il jumps, he's actually pushing the entire Earth down.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #297 on: September 11, 2008, 10:41:45 AM »

Oh hey, it's The Annual Festival of the Crashing Arab.

It's a pretty good sign that I didn't have anybody trying to fucking remind me.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #298 on: September 11, 2008, 12:21:05 PM »

HEY BRENTAI.  HEY BRENTAI GUESS WHAT.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #299 on: September 11, 2008, 12:29:30 PM »

Oh yeah Tron sit on that Kobun's faWHAT?  GOD DAMN WHAT DO YOU WANT?  WHAT DO YOU GOD DAMNED WANT?
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