Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315123 times)

Friday · « **Reply #280 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:06:36 PM »

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Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.

honestly it won't matter

I'm releasing it into the atmosphere so

unless you're the .001% that's naturally immune, I mean

and I have plans for you

Royal☭ · « **Reply #281 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:25:13 PM »

Sexy plans?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #282 on:** August 25, 2008, 06:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Friday on August 25, 2008, 12:06:36 PM

and I have plans for you

Cuddle party!

sei · « **Reply #283 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Friday on August 25, 2008, 12:06:36 PM

and I have plans for you

Where's Demogorgon?

PhilosopherDirtbike · « **Reply #284 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:38:41 PM »

Quote from: Friday on August 25, 2008, 12:06:36 PM

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Still, cuddle party sounds like a great way to help along the next flu pandemic.

honestly it won't matter

I'm releasing it into the atmosphere so

unless you're the .001% that's naturally immune, I mean

and I have plans for you

As long as I don't have to walk to Colorado or Nevada based off dreams about black women and corn fields, I can dig it.

A² · « **Reply #285 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on August 24, 2008, 03:27:59 PM

Kazz does try to smoosh me at night.

His ass is that huge?

Quote from: Mr_Saturn on August 15, 2008, 08:35:17 PM

Nils Olav knighted

Note: Nils Olav is the goddamn penguin.

Guild · « **Reply #286 on:** August 26, 2008, 07:04:53 PM »

When Kazz goes tanning he has to do it in quarters.

Once Kazz sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Nobody can photograph Kazz because his gravity field traps light.

Kazz · « **Reply #287 on:** August 27, 2008, 04:50:27 AM »

yeah well

when guild has

tons of friends

he has to

uh

make them laugh
and
and

be

happy

...

EDIT: tried to find the theme from Wargames for the end of this post but couldn't. LIFE JUST GETS WORSE

Royal☭ · « **Reply #288 on:** August 27, 2008, 06:58:13 AM »

Tom Delay might be cleared of charges

Haven't heard much about the T-Man in a while, but he might be able to avoid his illegal money-laundering charges because apparently he used checks instead of cash.

PhilosopherDirtbike · « **Reply #289 on:** August 27, 2008, 05:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Constantine on August 27, 2008, 06:58:13 AM

Tom Delay might be cleared of charges

Haven't heard much about the T-Man in a while, but he might be able to avoid his illegal money-laundering charges because apparently he used checks instead of cash.

Some rich asshole is going to get away with a crime that any of us would be doing hard time for? North American justice is the best!

On an unrelated not, hey, it's Bridget

Royal☭ · « **Reply #290 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:46:55 AM »

Breaking News!

The World Health Organization has completed its 3 year study and found that poor people are less healthy than rich people.

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The differences were so marked that genetics and biology could not begin to explain them.

Turns out poor people are not genetically inferior to rich people, they just have a lot less money. Thanks, WHO!

Thad · « **Reply #291 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:34:23 AM »

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McDohl · « **Reply #293 on:** September 04, 2008, 01:47:51 PM »

is about all I can think of to say about that.

Friday · « **Reply #294 on:** September 04, 2008, 01:50:57 PM »

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Where's Demogorgon?

I killed him in the expansion

let me tell you imprison is some serious bullshit

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #295 on:** September 10, 2008, 10:59:55 AM »

...PPFFFFTT! AHAHAHAHA! Oh man, what? Kim Jong-Il is the greatest golfer that ever lived, too? I'm sorry DPRK, but I just can't take you seriously when you go and say goofy shit like this. And by the way, ask the Dear Leader if he even knows what the Internet is before he goes and proclaims himself as an "expert" of it.

Link is old, but news to me.

Brentai · « **Reply #296 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:15:31 AM »

KIM JONG IL FACT: When Kim Jong Il jumps, he's actually pushing the entire Earth down.

Brentai · « **Reply #297 on:** September 11, 2008, 10:41:45 AM »

Oh hey, it's The Annual Festival of the Crashing Arab.

It's a pretty good sign that I didn't have anybody trying to fucking remind me.

McDohl · « **Reply #298 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:21:05 PM »

HEY BRENTAI. HEY BRENTAI GUESS WHAT.

Brentai · « **Reply #299 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:29:30 PM »

Oh yeah Tron sit on that Kobun's faWHAT? GOD DAMN WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU GOD DAMNED WANT?

News:

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