Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315968 times)

sei · « **Reply #2880 on:** September 06, 2011, 01:32:48 PM »

Quote from: Norondor on September 05, 2011, 07:36:01 PM

NAAPOC sounds an awful lot like the kind of mesoamerican deity people used to get their hearts removed to appease

maybe had a bizarre sport in his honor

it involved throwing those hearts into high-mounted baskets

it helped if you were tall

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #2881 on:** September 07, 2011, 03:07:49 PM »

Man, they weren't kidding about Rick Perry being the next George W. Bush. Hell, Perry is actually more proactive: he abandoned his responsibilities during a time of crisis (Texas is on fire right now, if you weren't aware) for his own selfish reasons (he wants to be president), whereas it took Bush five years to get to that point.

Also good to see that his Pray for Rain Event panned out.

McDohl · « **Reply #2882 on:** September 07, 2011, 03:25:11 PM »

I'm pretty sure he was one of the dudes who snarked off at the one governor who left his state during that big snowstorm this past year.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #2883 on:** September 07, 2011, 03:31:58 PM »

Oh please, Perry was already on this situation like when he slashed the budget for the Forest Service earlier in the year

Thad · « **Reply #2884 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:25:14 PM »

So, uh.

How is it possible for ONE GUY to fuck up and knock out the power for 1.4 million people?

Friday · « **Reply #2885 on:** September 09, 2011, 02:02:59 PM »

Never underestimate what a really drunk guy can accomplish with a rocket launcher mounted on a bulldozer

Brentai · « **Reply #2886 on:** September 09, 2011, 02:37:33 PM »

Oh is THAT what the fuck happened. My place was fine but my mother thought it was the goddamed apocalypse.

Friday · « **Reply #2887 on:** September 09, 2011, 02:53:06 PM »

Well, you do live in LA. It's easy to make that mistake.

A² · « **Reply #2888 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Thad on September 09, 2011, 01:25:14 PM

So, uh.

How is it possible for ONE GUY to fuck up and knock out the power for 1.4 million people?

I must have missed this, but what happened where

Thad · « **Reply #2889 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:36:02 PM »

Somebody at a Yuma power plant did...something, and managed to knock out power to southwestern Arizona, southern California, and northwestern Mexico.

Friday · « **Reply #2890 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:54:29 PM »

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Somebody at a Yuma power plant did...something

So we're not actually ruling out drunken rocket bulldozer yet.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2891 on:** September 09, 2011, 06:03:16 PM »

Might've happened if the idiot in question found a way to cause a transmission collision. That was the cause of the massive blackout that hit from the northern midwest to the eastern seaboard and southern Ontario a few years back (2005? 2004? I forget).

Royal☭ · « **Reply #2892 on:** September 11, 2011, 08:20:07 AM »

Similar to when central Texas lost phone services because a construction worker was attacked by bees.

Defenestration · « **Reply #2893 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:46:38 PM »

A midget that looks like Food Network star Gordon Ramsey and played him in porn videos was found dead. In a burrow. Where it was drug by a badger. And it was being eaten.

Man, who could make this up?

Ziiro · « **Reply #2894 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:04:23 PM »

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who starred in such X- rated films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ae We Go

lost it

Mongrel · « **Reply #2895 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »

We were going nuts about that yesterday at work - I don't think any of us have ever seen such an unbeatable headline - but I didn't repost it 'cause someone pointed out the incrrrrredibly dubious source.

Though it seems it's being carried by quite a few outlets now and is in fact a legit story.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2896 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:54:03 PM »

Alright, I don't think this beats the midget story, but it does give it a run for it's money at least: Nicholas Cage awoken by a naked man with a Fudgesicle

Love this:

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A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Thanks, Yahoo!

Defenestration · « **Reply #2897 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:02:36 AM »

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Vampire-Photo-1870-Tennessee-/260821098271?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item3cba261f1f#ht_2021wt_1074

Nicolas Cage is immortal.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #2898 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:22:44 AM »

...and you didn't post this?

Vampire's Kiss - "I'm a Vampire!"

man, you just missed the lowest swinging fruit in the universe.

TA · « **Reply #2899 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:16:58 AM »

Link's already dead?

News:

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