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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3180 on: April 30, 2012, 07:48:02 AM »

no no no you don't understand they have a five point laserbeam centered around the heart of cardiff for that
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3181 on: May 01, 2012, 02:14:44 AM »

Quote from: @frankieboyle
Imagine they shoot down a passenger plane over the Olympics and a Muslim area is showered with whiskey minatures during Ramadan
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3182 on: May 03, 2012, 08:00:11 AM »

Hey guys you know what was cool? THE COLD WAR
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3186 on: May 26, 2012, 10:28:55 PM »

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But the judge said Tran's case was bigger than the individual situation of one student.

"If you let one run loose, what are you gonna' do with the rest of 'em?," said Judge Lanny Moriarty.

...wait a minute...

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Got it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3187 on: May 26, 2012, 11:31:50 PM »

Well he certainly made an example all right.

I don't think it's the one he had in mind.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3188 on: June 03, 2012, 06:34:44 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3189 on: June 03, 2012, 11:28:22 AM »

http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/israel-enacts-law-allowing-authorities-to-detain-illegal-migrants-for-up-to-3-years-1.434127

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Meanwhile on Sunday, Israeli daily Maariv published an interview with Interior Minister Eli Yishai, in which he stated that most of the "Muslims that arrive here do not even believe that this country belongs to us, to the white man."

At least they're being more honest than Arizona.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3190 on: June 03, 2012, 12:26:56 PM »

I didn't know Israeli Jews counted themselves as white.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3191 on: June 03, 2012, 05:50:07 PM »

http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/israel-enacts-law-allowing-authorities-to-detain-illegal-migrants-for-up-to-3-years-1.434127

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Meanwhile on Sunday, Israeli daily Maariv published an interview with Interior Minister Eli Yishai, in which he stated that most of the "Muslims that arrive here do not even believe that this country belongs to us, to the white man."

At least they're being more honest than Arizona.

It's a great analogy, because state sanctioned oppression of brown people has been Israel's modus operandi for 20+ years. This law just sounds to me like a great excuse for Israelis to round up and arrest Arabs in 'new settlements'.

God, fuck the Israeli government. I don't know why we're still supporting them at this point. Why anybody in the west is.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3192 on: June 03, 2012, 06:17:46 PM »

I bet, Shinra, that you can guess my first guess.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3193 on: June 03, 2012, 06:42:39 PM »

Holocaust guilt? Sorry, but at the rate Israel is going we might be saying the same thing about Palestinians 30 years from now. The ethnic Arab population of Israel and Palestine have had to deal with jackbooted oppression from the Israelis for decades. They annex their land, shell their hospitals, round up Arabs in the street. Employers in Israel favor Israelis over arabs. Likewise, there are areas of the country where Arabs can't buy homes. Is it somehow different when the people stealing land from their neighbors and rounding up the ethnic population into Ghettos are Jewish?

Honestly, I feel like it's somehow worse.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3194 on: June 03, 2012, 06:47:58 PM »

I was going to go with "RACISM!!!!"

My second guess was that Jews represent a significant voting interest in the US that could be lost. I guess?

I didn't even think of holocaust guilt. Really. I don't think anybody feels guilty about it anymore, even if many people still have pretty strong emotions on the subject.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3195 on: June 03, 2012, 07:15:10 PM »

Racism is a good one. There's no denying that America thinks one of the largest militaries in the world located in the center of the middle east is a great advantage to American business and policy aims.

But let's not forget the other reason:  :profit:

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« Reply #3196 on: June 03, 2012, 07:39:31 PM »

That second one Classic mentioned is BIG. The Jewish lobby in the US is wealthy [cue obviously racist comment], very well-organized, and has by-and-large been a kneejerk supporter of anything Israeli. Of course they're removed from the day-to-day conditions, but there's no indication that attitudes would change that much if a huge number of American Jews suddenly spent six months in Israel.

The more detailed picture is a bit more nuanced, with a number of prominent American Jewish groups (and even plenty of Israeli citizens) calling out the Israeli government for their actions, but they've never had a big enough voice to gain control over the debate (though they've come close sometimes). Worse, the demographics are going badly: The only two demographics with high birth rates in Israel are poorer Arab Israeli citizens and extremist orthodox Jewish sects.

Which is to say, sooner or later - perhaps in a generation or two - the slow fuse that's been burning for a while now will finally reach ignition and this will all come to a very very bad end.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3197 on: June 16, 2012, 11:51:36 AM »

The Karl Marx Mastercard

The original plan was to just send a band of midgets dressed as leprechauns to dance on his grave while throwing gold coins, but all agreed that this would be much more elegant.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3198 on: June 16, 2012, 07:12:19 PM »

Given that it was an Internet vote, I strongly suspect the irony is intentional on somebody's part.

That said, it's not exactly a far cry from the Che T-shirt.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3199 on: June 28, 2012, 08:57:50 AM »

New York Times interviews the guy who dresses like Elmo in Central Park.

He was picked up by the police and taken to the hospital for a psych eval after launching into an antisemitic tirade on Tuesday; apparently it's on YouTube but I haven't seen it.

Turns out his name is Adam Sandler; he had it legally changed after getting some pad publicity under his original name (not given in the article and I'm not about to look him up at work) for running a Cambodian porn site called Welcome to the Rape Camp.  He claims the rapes were simulated.
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