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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3201 on: July 01, 2012, 11:13:52 AM »

I can't find a non-obnoxious version but pretend I linked the youtube of who wants to be a millionaire french version where the guy and 56% of the audience answered that the sun orbited the earth instead of the moon
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3202 on: July 02, 2012, 08:01:04 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3203 on: July 06, 2012, 07:28:00 AM »

North Carolina state rep accidentally casts tie-breaking vote for fracking instead of against.

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Rep. Becky Carney, a five-term Democrat from Charlotte, burst into tears after mistakenly voting with Republicans to override Democratic Gov. Bev Perdue’s veto of the contentious legislation. The measure lifts the ban on hydraulic fracturing as a means for mining for natural gas.

Ms. Carney and other Democrats asked for a do-over, as is common when a member pushes the wrong button. But in this instance, Republicans said no. A change in Carney’s vote would have changed the outcome, which is against the House rules. But Ms. Carney asked for the rules to be suspended so she could change her vote, but got nowhere.

Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is no backsies.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3205 on: July 17, 2012, 10:06:53 AM »

First attack on cyborg. Purity First is apparently getting their licks in before genuine transhumans show up.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3206 on: July 17, 2012, 12:02:48 PM »

First attack on cyborg. Purity First is apparently getting their licks in before genuine transhumans show up.

I don't know what fantasy land that McDonalds manager lives in where it's acceptable to place your hands on a paying customer before just fucking asking them to leave. You would think McDonalds would be tripping over themselves to get ahead of this.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3207 on: July 17, 2012, 12:09:08 PM »

Apparenty it's not the first time McDonalds employees have gotten physical with a customer.  Afraid I don't have the link, though.

edit:  In France, specifically, that is.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3208 on: July 17, 2012, 12:12:53 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3209 on: July 19, 2012, 09:12:18 AM »

Appears that McDonald's is finally looking into it.

Perps claim they never touched him, are apparently unaware that there are pictures.  Which is kinda odd considering that the whole reason they were presumably fucking with him is that they didn't like the possibility that he was taking pictures of them.

Oh well.  Nobody ever said "Manager at a McDonald's" was a signifier of a brilliant mind.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3210 on: July 23, 2012, 07:57:53 PM »

http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00002403.html

The scientist reached out to publish information about Iranian nuclear systems getting struck by yet another cyber attack.

He wrote:


I am writing you to inform you that our nuclear program has once again been compromised and attacked by a new worm with exploits which have shut down our automation network at Natanz and another facility Fordo near Qom.

According to the email our cyber experts sent to our teams, they believe a hacker tool Metasploit was used. The hackers had access to our VPN. The automation network and Siemens hardware were attacked and shut down. I only know very little about these cyber issues as I am scientist not a computer expert.

There was also some music playing randomly on several of the workstations during the middle of the night with the volume maxed out. I believe it was playing 'Thunderstruck' by AC/DC.



I'm not sure what to think about this. We can't confirm any of the details. However, we can confirm that the researcher was sending and receiving emails from within the AEOI.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3211 on: July 24, 2012, 11:57:56 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3212 on: July 24, 2012, 12:23:34 PM »

whut you doin' russia?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3215 on: July 30, 2012, 07:22:36 PM »

I know I asked this years ago, but I don't think I ever got an answer.  Just what the fuck was Oprah revealing to get reactions like that?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3216 on: July 30, 2012, 07:32:56 PM »

"Everybody gets a car" I think.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3217 on: July 30, 2012, 07:35:50 PM »

Can't you see that she is giving bees to everyone jesus McDohl look at the gif a little harder.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3219 on: July 31, 2012, 04:56:19 AM »

My favorite part about Oprah giving out those cars was the one or two people who made it into newspapers a few months later loudly bitching about having to pay the taxes and how badly Oprah fucked them.

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