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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3380 on: October 27, 2012, 10:56:09 AM »

how horrible a person am i for immediately thinking "that has got to count as lethal damage"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3381 on: October 27, 2012, 10:58:25 AM »

I think you may have tapped that joke a bit too soon.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3382 on: October 29, 2012, 12:39:21 PM »

I guess the next point of escalation is for someone to be murdered for their WoW gear or something like that?
The real life pk ship sailed in 2005, if not earlier. Some guy in Shanghai stabbed someone over an item in Legend of Mir.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3383 on: October 30, 2012, 07:48:06 AM »

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/christian-preacher-blames-gays-hurricane-sandy291012

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. But he claims the hurricane is also punishment for the Madrid Peace Process!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3385 on: November 04, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »

By no means even think about reading the comments on that fucking story. People are seriously making excuses for this, and irrelevant ones at that. Blaming her for being out there in the first place, saying the kids were probably already dead, etc. Just... fuck. None of that matters. If you shut a door in a woman's face when she asks you to call 911, you're a fucking animal. And if you're part of that fuckload of uninvolved strangers grasping at any straw they can to make that somehow alright? You are living shit.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3386 on: November 05, 2012, 04:47:57 AM »

Speaking of hurricane sandy, as a brazilian, if there's anything i could have done to prevent this, i am sorry.

http://abcnews.go.com/entertainment/t/blogEntry?id=17626648

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3387 on: November 05, 2012, 09:18:59 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3388 on: November 05, 2012, 09:29:45 AM »

There's more than one reason Israel and US are the bestest buddies in the world.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3389 on: November 05, 2012, 09:37:18 AM »

I'm sure there's probably a cloyingly cutesy Japanese comic where anthropomorphic chibi-USA and Israel-tan bond over their love of misguidedly subjugating and terrorizing others to prevent their personal tragedies from recurring. Said subjugation represented by, I dunno. Ice cream.

When the ice cream falls and plops on USA's shoes they throw Afghanisu-tan in a dumpster because she was watching. It's adorable.

If this actually exists I really don't want to know about it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3390 on: November 05, 2012, 11:01:56 AM »

Politically conservative Jews have never really cared about oppression all that much as long as it's Jews subjugating goyim.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3391 on: November 05, 2012, 11:10:13 AM »

Well, they are the chosen people.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3392 on: November 05, 2012, 11:35:13 AM »

Politically conservative A have never really cared about oppression all that much as long as it's A subjugating A'.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3393 on: November 05, 2012, 11:45:32 AM »

I think what kills me so much is that the actions of the modern State of Israel are providing enough rocket fuel to sustain anti-semetism for at least another thousand years.

"See? See? Give them a country and see what they do!"

If I were actually Jewish (instead of just being a guy who has a last name that sounds Jewish and also looks like an 1890 caricature of a Jew) I would be incredibly pissed off that some middle-eastern pricks who can't get over themselves are placing my life and the lives of my descendents for generations in danger with their stupid bullshit.

Or shit, I dunno, maybe I'd drink the Kool-Aid and be like these North American idiots who buy Israel bonds for SOLIDARITY. Fuck.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3394 on: November 05, 2012, 12:06:28 PM »

The problem isn't with the Jews so much as the whole "give them a country" idea itself.  The moment you create a government on the basis of a specific ethnic group rather than a partitioning of regional concerns, you kind of give up the right to act surprised when it starts governing in favor of a specific ethnic group rather than regional concerns.
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« Reply #3395 on: November 05, 2012, 03:34:12 PM »

Yeah, just the sort of thing that tends to happen when you move into somebody else's house against their will while they're still living there. I dunno, maybe they could just do like we did and send all the Palestinians to Oklahoma. I mean, they have so much in common with the locals they should get along famously, right? They can get together on the weekends for tea, scones, theocracy, and blowing up government buildings.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3396 on: November 05, 2012, 04:45:55 PM »

I hate linking to huffpo, but this one's straight up factual, and  the teaparty ripping on an opponent because he doesn't have kids is just too fucking priceless.

Especially this part...

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Gabel said this includes parents wanting neighborhood schools and the ability to spank their children without fear of state officials. "Someone who does not have kids and does not sweat blood thinking they can't spank them -- if you don't have kids you don't understand that."

Because someone who doesn't have kids can't understand how badly we want to beat our kids? Fucking. Seriously. "Sweating blood" seriously.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3397 on: November 05, 2012, 05:57:28 PM »

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Whipple's opponent, Lindsey, also does not have children, but the Tea Party has not campaigned against him because Lindsey is more in line with the party's principles, said Gabel.  The piece also criticizes Whipple's experience as a public school teacher...

This smells funny.  I know I'm always the one telling others not to assume a measurable minima of human intelligence, but, hell.  The only way I can imagine walking into a pole this hard and this specifically is if you intentionally lined up and started running full-force at it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3398 on: November 08, 2012, 02:34:06 AM »

If you are sweating blood because you need to beat your children and there is no other outlet for your rage then you have a serious issue that your child should not be held responsible for. I've never been a parent but I have been a child.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3399 on: November 13, 2012, 06:06:44 AM »

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