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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315031 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3400 on: November 13, 2012, 06:56:40 AM »

Maybe he and Reiser will have some things to talk about in prison.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3401 on: November 14, 2012, 09:14:39 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3402 on: November 14, 2012, 09:34:36 AM »

Ass grease.  How delightful.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3403 on: November 14, 2012, 11:02:34 AM »

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This product does not smell like sh**. It is purely the smell of anus

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3404 on: November 14, 2012, 11:09:22 AM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3405 on: November 14, 2012, 11:23:38 AM »

A depressingly large number of seemingly-reasonable people are totally down with torture as long as it's happening to Anders Breivik.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3406 on: November 14, 2012, 03:16:07 PM »

Actual torture, or Anders Breivik's definition of torture?
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3407 on: November 14, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »

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"Looking at the internal environment I seriously doubt there's a worse penal facility in Norway, than the Basement of Ila prison, and I view being there as an additional punishment."

The Cell
 "The solitary cell that I am in is, as I said, stripped for furniture and has white walls that I'm not allowed to decorate. This worn cell from the 60s/70s is in the infamous cellblock that's nicknamed 'The Basement', where the only view you have is a prison wall that, with its nine meter height, blocks out everything except for the tops of a few trees."

Correspondence
 In his letter of complaint Breivik claims that only letters from "new-testament Christians and other people who don't like me" has gotten through censorship since the 8th of August. A short time before the central administration of the Correctional Services issued a memorandum to ensure that Breivik would not be able to control a criminal network from his cell.

Lack of daylight
 "As you know the windows have a dark foil applied to them, which reduses the available sunlight with around 60 percent. As a result of this I'm forced to take vitamin supplements to prevent Vitamin D deficiencies among other things."

Being unable to control the lighting
 "That the light- and TV- switch is outside the cell means that I have to call the prison officers through the intercom system for this (...) On several occasions when I was going to bed I've been forced to wait for up to 40 minutes before they've come to hand over my toothbrush and turn off the light.

The pen is bad
 Breivik claims that the rubber pen he was issued doesn't work for him. Using this pen he can only write around 10-15 words a minute. IT is also not very ergonomic, and according to the mass murderer it makes his hand hurt after using it for only a short while. "If it'd been theoretically possible to develop rheumatism, then I'm sure this rubber pen would have done the job."

Lack of common courtesy among the prisoners
 Breivik has four times complained that another prisoner in the solitary block at Ila has provoked him by increasing the volume of his stereo system. Breivik also complains about being scolded by the prison officers, as well as screaming from fellow prisoners. "I want peace and quiet. I want to be left alone."

No thermos-bottle for his coffee
 The terrorist is not allowed a thermo-bottle in his cell, according to the letter this means that he's forced to drink cold coffee 80 percent of the time.

Collection of cardboard plates and plastic utensils
 He describes the way the prison officers collect his cardboard plates and plastic utensils is a form of "low-intensity psychological terror", because he feels it requires him to hurry to finish eating and drinking.

Moisturizer problem
 He reacts to not being allowed to have a container of moisturizer in his room, but instead he's issued a plastic cup filled with cream. This means that much of the cream will be ruined during the day.

Gets too little butter
 The terrorist complains that at times he only gets enough butter for 2-3 of the 4 slices of bread he eats. "This creates unnecessary irritation because you ... either have to eat dry slices of bread or be made to have a bad conscience about asking for more."

Bad TV
 The mass murderer is upset that the TV has a very poor image and an echo to the sound, because it's locked up in a security closet made from steel and Plexiglas. Furthermore he's upset that his radio will only get channel P1 and channel P3.

Clothing
 "Since it is often quite cool in my living cell I usually wear a thick jacket / sweater at any given time (...) There are regularly problems when I ask for one of these garments. For some reason they often bring me a Lacoste sweater of the sort I use for special occasions. Despite the fact that I've pointed out several times that I don't want one of those, since they are quite valuable and should be spared a high degree of wear (...) I have therefore on several occasions wound up spending 1-2 days freezing until I manage to 'nag' my way into getting a prison officer to go into the storage area and fetch one of the correct jacket-sweaters."

Handcuffs
 "To be handcuffed is offensive and creates a mental strain. National guidelines for SHS requires me to be handcuffed before I'm moved to other rooms / the exercise area and/or before the prison officers open the cell door. During the last 14 months I've been subjected to handcuffing on average of five times a day – a total of more than 2000 occasions." The murderer who killed 77 and maimed many other for life says that he has six times has suffered "friction cuts where the steel edge on the inside of the handcuffs has ripped the skin on my wrists in a very painful way." This has led him to develop a fear of handcuffs.

Strip searches
 "The number of daily strip searches was reduced from January on, but even today it sometimes happens that I'm subjected to this twice a day. A strip search involves me being made to take off all my clothes, after which each garment is carefully examined." He describes in detail how such searches are conducted. "This is something I dread every day."

Feeling watched
 "The two cameras and the peephole in the door leads to a constant feeling of tension and of being watched (...) On occasion I am subjected to one of the daily 30-40 door hatch checks at the precise moment that I'm using the toilet, something which leads to a particularly great psychological strain. At times this can be experienced as a mental shock, especially if the hatch is slammed a the same time."

Controls
 "There is a hatch check every 30-60 minutes – 24 hours a day. AT night I occasionally wake up from having a flashlight shone into my face. It has also happened that they have woken me up if I've been sleeping without moving. It is known that they are not doing this for sadistic reasons, but to make sure that the prisoner hasn't committed suicide."

Cell searches
 Require him to rearrange his documents as they are occasionally brought into disarray. Breivik is also upset that he has to make his bed again after these searches.

Being moved
 In the letter Breivik expresses great frustration that he is apparently made to wait overlong to be moved to his training-cell, the study cell, or the outdoors area. He says that since 15 October he has stopped using the study cell. "The reason is that I feel the price I have to pay to use this offer is too high, as a daily struggle has to be fought to gain access to the cell for a full workday."

Denied art and a view
 "The solitary cell in which I live is, as I said, stripped of furniture and with white walls that may not be decorated. One is therefore denied the inspiration and mental energy that art and a view can give you."

Disturbed by prison wide messages
 Breivik asks to be exempt from receiving prison wide messages on the intercom, as "this is viewed as very irritating and at times an interruption."

Money
 "The requirement for my daily 'work money' allowance being raised from $7.2 / £4.5 a day to $10.25 / £6.5 a day from 1 October onwards was that in addition to studying, I would also wash the three cells that I use. In Skien prison I was given a mop with handle. In Ila on the other hand the only thing I'm given is a cloth, despite for my verbal complaints about this. I am in other words forced to scrub all three cells on my knees, something I view as degrading.

Some of it is him being whiny, other bits of it are kind of dickish.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3408 on: November 14, 2012, 04:55:01 PM »

Was TA serious about this being torture?

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Gets too little butter
 The terrorist complains that at times he only gets enough butter for 2-3 of the 4 slices of bread he eats. "This creates unnecessary irritation because you ... either have to eat dry slices of bread or be made to have a bad conscience about asking for more."

A bad conscience about asking for more butter, nevermind what he actually did to be there in the first place.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3409 on: November 14, 2012, 04:58:41 PM »

Get out of my mind, Charles Obama!

You know, this might me the first time I've actually rolled on the floor laughing my ass off. It helps that I was lying on the floor with the laptop in the first place, but still.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3410 on: November 14, 2012, 05:52:15 PM »

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All that stuff

Some of it is him being whiny, other bits of it are kind of dickish.

My god, they're treating him like some kind of criminal!
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3411 on: November 14, 2012, 06:10:20 PM »

Yeah, some of that is pretty dehumanizing, but no more so than, say, a regular prison visit (in fact, I think it might be nicer than a prison stay in the US, not that it'd say much). If he cut half the list and stuck to the most dickish bits, he might garner some sympathy, but as is reading it over I can't help but to think of a near autist complaining incessantly about some small change to their inflexible daily routine.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3412 on: November 14, 2012, 06:40:41 PM »

Oh god I accidentally started reading the comments on that article.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3413 on: November 14, 2012, 06:52:32 PM »

I'm checking my temptation to troll-post "Why are the liberals upset about this?  The child died, didn't it?"
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3414 on: November 14, 2012, 06:59:30 PM »

Actual torture, or Anders Breivik's definition of torture?

I consider sleep deprivation, being forced to wear three layers of clothes because your cell is unheated, frequent random strip searches, and having your wrists regularly slashed by your handcuffs to be torture.  Do you not?
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3415 on: November 14, 2012, 07:14:47 PM »

Not in the context that its described in smiler's quote, no. Not in the least.

They could turn the heat up fine I'll give you that, but he's being hand cuffed when he's moved, woken up to make sure he isn't dead and strip searched to make sure he has no contraband. All of these actions make sense to me.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3416 on: November 14, 2012, 07:42:14 PM »

The prison staff seems to be acting pretty dickish, I'll grant you (unlike Joxam I don't think waking a dude up to make sure he hasn't committed suicide is a reasonable gesture, and frequent strip searches are awful no matter the context), but cut dudes some slack when they can't get worked up over the treatment of a dude who complains about not being given the right kind of sweater.
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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3417 on: November 14, 2012, 07:46:18 PM »

I consider sleep deprivation,

Being woken up occasionally, rather than continuously, is not sleep deprivation.  Anders himself admits it's out of concern for his health and not malice:

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 "There is a hatch check every 30-60 minutes – 24 hours a day. AT night I occasionally wake up from having a flashlight shone into my face. It has also happened that they have woken me up if I've been sleeping without moving. It is known that they are not doing this for sadistic reasons, but to make sure that the prisoner hasn't committed suicide."

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being forced to wear three layers of clothes because your cell is unheated,

Oslo is at or near freezing at night.  I really doubt the cell is actually unheated, or he wouldn't be spending the night there even in three layers (a shirt, sweater and jacket in this case) without some obvious health problems.

Also, he refused a sweater because the one they brought was too nice for him.

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There are regularly problems when I ask for one of these garments. For some reason they often bring me a Lacoste sweater of the sort I use for special occasions. Despite the fact that I've pointed out several times that I don't want one of those, since they are quite valuable and should be spared a high degree of wear (...) I have therefore on several occasions wound up spending 1-2 days freezing until I manage to 'nag' my way into getting a prison officer to go into the storage area and fetch one of the correct jacket-sweaters."

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frequent random strip searches, and having your wrists regularly slashed by your handcuffs to be torture.

The only point I'll concede is that maybe Norway prisons could have less shitty handcuffs, but come the fuck on.  The man has killed 69 people, in person, premeditated, and is proud of it.  He is just a little bit dangerous.  I'd be far more outraged if the COs there didn't take the necessary precautions to make sure that Anders never got his hands on anything sharper than a marshmallow.

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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3418 on: November 14, 2012, 08:09:15 PM »

Still my favorite, though:

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Feeling watched
 "The two cameras and the peephole in the door leads to a constant feeling of tension and of being watched (...)

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Re: Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #3419 on: November 14, 2012, 08:59:27 PM »

I'm not advocating actually doing that, but... if he were sent to Guantanamo for a week, when he got back he'd be begging his guards to bring him an insufficient amount of butter.
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