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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3520 on: March 21, 2013, 05:44:47 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

That jackass was my representative.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3521 on: March 25, 2013, 06:44:34 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/assault-on-jetblue-flight-578312

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When the woman demanded to know what he was doing, Zorse reportedly said, “It’s not like I molested you. It’s not like I stuck my finger in your pussy or grabbed your tits.” Zorse followed up that statement by noting, “I wouldn’t mind a massage right now.”

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3522 on: March 25, 2013, 06:56:22 PM »

But is it okay if she has had sexual intercourse with other guys?

Also for some reason I find the "Submit a Tip!" graphic on that page amusing.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3524 on: March 27, 2013, 05:26:14 PM »

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and included the word “vagina” during his lesson on the human reproductive system in a tenth-grade biology course.

I was watching a video by Laci Green where she followed up with her thoughts on being on Dr. Phil, and one thing she talked about was her amazement that her saying the word "vagina" was bleeped out when it went to air, but another guest on the program got away with saying "bitch".

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According to McDaniel, the commission is also investigating a complaint that accuses him of using school property to promote a political candidate. The complaint was because he showed the climate change film “An Inconvenient Truth,” also in his science class.

Ooooh, Idaho.

This guy seems like a science teacher badass, too. Hope he doesn't get any kind of reprimand for this, but then again, the town has like 300 people in it so maybe they'll just lynch him?


Against my better judgment, I looked at the comments and was rewarded with the best comments section I've seen in a local newspaper. I take back what I said about Idaho.

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Our filter is set to default, meaning there is a long list of words that   aren't allowed that we didn't specifically choose. I've made a change   so that "vagina" no longer is filtered. Thanks. -Dan Warner, Online   Editor dwarner@magicvalley.com.

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Science teachers should not promote ideologically driven versions of a   subject. These parents are right to insist that reproductive biology is   not taught as fact; equal prominence should be given to all scientific   theories of human reproduction, including the Stork Theory and the   Gooseberry Bush Model. To teach children that babies are the result of   sex is to impose a narrow and materialistic view of the subject which   fails to properly credit the miracle of birth to Our Lord Jesus Christ.   With heathen teaching like this who knows, these kids may grow up to be   rapists, murderers or - surely worse! - atheists.

The climate   film is a different matter. That is clearly fiction. Everybody knows   that global warming is a chimera erected by liberals and all we have to   do to stop it is to legislate to prevent scientists using predictive   modelling. As soon as they stop with this modelling nonsense, the   so-called "problem" goes away.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3525 on: March 27, 2013, 05:52:54 PM »

There's some bullshit complaints mixed in with the real ones, yeah.  Hooray Idaho.

But, of course, being Idaho, there's gonna be lots of signed permission slip issues involve with sex ed, and biology class is not the place.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3526 on: March 29, 2013, 03:54:04 PM »

University of Rochester professor wonders why men shouldn't be able to "reap the benefits" of the bodies of unconscious women

He then goes on to compare rape to the photos from a light bulb hitting your body.

The University invokes the Reddit defense in why this shouldn't be a big deal.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3527 on: March 29, 2013, 04:29:30 PM »

By that rationale, I should be allowed to kill homeless people as long as they have no next-of-kin and I dispose of the body without a trace. After all, if nobody knows, then it's not going to impact the lives of others in any significant way and it means I can safely act out my murderous urges.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3528 on: March 29, 2013, 04:43:53 PM »

That is like, straight video game logic. "You gained resource: Unconscious Women. Increase satisfaction? (Cost: 1 unconscious woman)"

Do professors ever get fired for this shit or is the university WE SUPPORT ALL VIEW POINTS, INCLUDING THE REALLY STUPID ONES a pretty impenetrable wall (for good reason most of the time, at least)
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3529 on: March 29, 2013, 04:45:43 PM »

By that rationale, I should be allowed to kill homeless people as long as they have no next-of-kin and I dispose of the body without a trace. After all, if nobody knows, then it's not going to impact the lives of others in any significant way and it means I can safely act out my murderous urges.

Or if you were to kill Steven Landsburg in his sleep and then dump him in a river.  It's not like he would feel any pain, and any pain felt by people saddened by his disappearance (should such people exist) would be purely psychic, like knowing people watch porn or destroy the environment or raped you in your sleep.

Hey, I'm not saying anyone SHOULD kill Steven Landsburg in his sleep or anything.  I'm not making a value judgement one way or the other.  I'm just saying hey, just because it's an act of violence against another human being, how does that make it different from when religious people are sad that other people watch porn?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3530 on: March 29, 2013, 04:59:03 PM »

All I'm saying is that hospitals should allow people to have sex with comatose patients. But only if they've been comatose for a year or more. After all, we have to draw the line somewhere.

Also: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/29/health/oklahoma-dental-warning/index.html

Somebody warn Miss Cat Ears.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3531 on: March 29, 2013, 06:07:01 PM »

I have to go to the dentist in two weeks

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3532 on: March 29, 2013, 06:30:16 PM »

I was born in Rochester, and though I obviously don't remember what it was like my parents like to describe it as being about 95% populated by mafiosos.  If that's true then it might at least seem a little bit less bizarro.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3533 on: March 30, 2013, 06:43:35 AM »

what, are dentists raping people when they're knocked out now

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3534 on: March 30, 2013, 07:12:05 AM »

what, are dentists raping people when they're knocked out now

I don't even think that's new. I can't cite anything, but I'm pretty sure I've seen that exact thing in the news one more than one occasion.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3535 on: March 30, 2013, 09:04:09 PM »

That was a movie, 'She Woke Up Pregnant.'
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3536 on: April 02, 2013, 12:01:36 PM »

Hey, that's just a possible consequence of being unconscious while sharing a room with someone in possession of a penis. We can't just shut down everything because of this stuff.

Also, men get raped too! Like, way more than women do! If you think inserting this easily debunked fact into every unrelated conversation is infantile and inappropriate then you are a sexist and also don't take rape as seriously as you should.

Pretty sure that's the whole point of reddit. Though, to be fair, some sourced comments provided with a liberal dose of withering sarcasm usually swings the public opinion back to something at least passingly acquainted with sanity in pretty short order. And I get to torture a psychopath. The ongoing "argument" is a special treat to wake up to every morning, like a day-calendar where the Larson cartoons are replaced by self-contradicting keyboard slamming rants, culminating with a complete mental breakdown.

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No one. Fucking no one. Has the kind of venom and disgusting hatred needed to have this cunt fucker mentality but you piece of shit asshole radfem babyfucking shitstains. No one. Ever. Says that about ANYONE. But 'equality' gender feminists preaching their absolute hate of men and masculinity. No matter where the topic is raised.
I brought this conversation up because you made it absolutely, crystal fucking clear that you're a bigoted fuck of a sub-human nothing. And it confounds me how fucking proud of that statement you are.
Die. Fucking die. You and everyone like you. Fucking kill yourself. And save the rest of us a world that might someday be saved without your taint.
There's a whole world of decent people out there who could honestly live in fucking peace and harmony if absolute cunts like you could just be removed from the fucking equation. Fucking. Kill yourself.
Now. Fucking do it.
Kill yourself.
If you cure fucking cancer in the next twelve seconds, it won't do as much good as if you removed yourself from the gene pool.
Die.

He went on to wish rape and murder on me along with the obligatory "I will kick your ass in real life" bit. While speculating that I must be a rapist and murderer. I'm hugging myself and grinning like a sexy unicorn just shit a rainbow in my mouth. Just, warm fuzzies all over.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3537 on: April 02, 2013, 12:12:08 PM »

what, are dentists raping people when they're knocked out now

Talk about getting a filling
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3538 on: April 02, 2013, 12:14:49 PM »

what, are dentists raping people when they're knocked out now
Talk about getting a filling

I would grant you wishes for this if that were a thing I could actually do.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3539 on: April 02, 2013, 12:15:28 PM »

Yeah, you have to very carefully prune subreddits until you're left with something you'd want to read in a good day, and even so they're way too obsessed with North Korea and Republicans to be healthy.

Anyway that professor dude is a kind that you often see online - the person that claims to have a perfect logical world view, which just happens to disregard everyone else's values, property and dignity. 4chan just abbreviates that as "autism", when they're self-aware enough to recognize it.