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Koah

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #620 on: January 02, 2009, 04:55:31 PM »
"Man exploits man.  Under Communism, it's just the opposite."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #621 on: January 02, 2009, 04:56:13 PM »
Okay that's pretty zen too.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #622 on: January 03, 2009, 01:01:11 AM »
A bit old, but still mind-boggling
Quote from: the linked article
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.
:richiam:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #623 on: January 03, 2009, 02:24:46 AM »


He must've found Bubbles!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #624 on: January 03, 2009, 08:20:37 AM »
Haha, the only way the possibility of a laser-blasting, 50 foot tall Michael Jackson stomping Vegas to bits could be more awesome is if Godzilla showed up to stop him.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #625 on: January 05, 2009, 11:46:45 AM »
or GIGA PUDDING.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #626 on: January 05, 2009, 11:04:56 PM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #627 on: January 05, 2009, 11:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Misha on January 05, 2009, 11:04:56 PM
Babysitter steps on 4 year old's foot, 4 year old gets a shotgun and shoots babysitter

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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #628 on: January 05, 2009, 11:22:54 PM »
That... uh... uh

hmmm.

I honestly do not know what to think about that.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #629 on: January 05, 2009, 11:24:35 PM »
Srsly, this is the second time in a week, yanks!

What happened to lockers and trigger locks?

What the fuck people?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #630 on: January 05, 2009, 11:42:16 PM »
I'm betting the teens were probably fucking around with the gun, it went off, and they blamed the kid.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #631 on: January 05, 2009, 11:56:25 PM »
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The child has not been charged.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #632 on: January 05, 2009, 11:59:23 PM »
just another bully who got what he deserves tbh
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #633 on: January 06, 2009, 08:07:54 AM »
Later this week, the kid is recruited into the Israeli Ministry of Defense. "We like the way he thinks!"

(This joke has been brought to you by Geico. 15 minutes online could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.)
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #634 on: January 06, 2009, 03:30:22 PM »
Quote from: SCD on January 05, 2009, 11:24:35 PM
Srsly, this is the second time in a week, yanks!

What happened to lockers and trigger locks?

What the fuck people?

Er, did any of you happen to note the location of the incident? Hint:

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mobile home

Guess what THAT means! :whoops:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #635 on: January 06, 2009, 04:32:12 PM »
What, Iron Mongrel, what does it mean when someone lives in a mobile home?  Why don't you tell me?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #636 on: January 07, 2009, 01:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Crash on January 05, 2009, 11:56:25 PM
The child has not been charged.
I meant the teens blamed the kid.  The news is just reporting the only initial stories that are currently known.  Cops are hopefully frowning and going "Uh huh, sure."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #637 on: January 07, 2009, 02:27:01 PM »
I wasn't responding to anyone.  I was just pointing out that the article felt the need to say that.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #638 on: January 07, 2009, 03:43:14 PM »
Joe The Plumber to become War Correspondent Israeli Propaganda Hack

I was going to give the link a witty title, but really, a simple description is ridiculous enough.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #639 on: January 07, 2009, 07:09:36 PM »
This goes better here than the Economy thread:

Porn Makers want a $5billion bailout from Uncle Sam
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