Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315132 times)

Catloaf · « **Reply #640 on:** January 07, 2009, 07:25:32 PM »

Don't they know they have no chance of getting it? They're wasting Congress' time! The religious right would sooner send them to jail!

Brentai · « **Reply #641 on:** January 07, 2009, 07:44:10 PM »

Considering it's Flynt spearheading the thing, I'm inclined to believe they're just trying to see if they can get the U.S. Government to pay them.

Romosome · « **Reply #642 on:** January 07, 2009, 07:49:55 PM »

I figured Flynt was just doing it for fun. His arguments in favor of it are great.

Mongrel · « **Reply #643 on:** January 07, 2009, 08:40:48 PM »

All I have to say is this: "Balls."

Brentai · « **Reply #644 on:** January 07, 2009, 08:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on January 07, 2009, 08:40:48 PM

"Balls."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv34a9SdRZ8

A² · « **Reply #645 on:** January 11, 2009, 01:59:20 PM »

Child squeezes dog's balls, dog attacks child, mom is mad dog is not destroyed

Hopefully at least the child has learned to not grab balls anymore.

Brentai · « **Reply #646 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:03:21 PM »

The balls are in-

Okay ow fuck sorry.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #647 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:02:45 PM »

I don't see what she's complaining about. That scar is gonna get him tons of girls. He'll just have to creatively edit the story a bit.

Brentai · « **Reply #648 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:10:45 PM »

If nothing else, he'll have lots of money to blow on drugs.

King Klown · « **Reply #649 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:59:04 PM »

The child has a history of two previous animal cruelty charges.

Why is the child not ~~being put down~~ getting counseling for showing the beginning signs of Antisocial Personality Disorder?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #650 on:** January 12, 2009, 09:45:41 AM »

I blame his haircut.

Doom · « **Reply #651 on:** January 14, 2009, 11:17:21 AM »

The best part of the dog story is the picture.

Like seriously is there just some sort of gene linking "white trash, misshapen head" to "acting like terrible white trash?"

New Zealand! Could've fooled me!

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"He can't and won't be seated in a seat he didn't win, so he is trying this underhanded attempt to blatantly ignore the will of Minnesotans and the laws of the state," Sheehan said.

that underhanded fiend trying to claim the will of Minnesotans when he is 225 votes up

Guild · « **Reply #652 on:** January 14, 2009, 04:04:32 PM »

This is a thread to post the things that run through #finalfight all day. You know the things. Stupid things you waste time reading/looking at because you're bored at work. Those things.

Coffee responsible for human ghost mythology.

Mongrel · « **Reply #653 on:** January 14, 2009, 04:38:53 PM »

University of Texas discovers Skank Hormone.

Brentai · « **Reply #654 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:18:51 PM »

Some sort of bullshit topic, if you will.

Catloaf · « **Reply #655 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:26:33 PM »

そうなのか？

François · « **Reply #656 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:37:59 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on January 14, 2009, 04:38:53 PM

University of Texas discovers Skank Hormone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpR2-9EvsQ

Romosome · « **Reply #657 on:** January 14, 2009, 07:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on January 14, 2009, 04:38:53 PM

University of Texas discovers Skank Hormone.

clearly this hormone also directly encourages serial monogamy behavior

the sexy body it gives people couldn't possibly just enable them to "trade up" far more readily by making more men fawn over them

Catloaf · « **Reply #658 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Romosome on January 14, 2009, 07:45:16 PM

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on January 14, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
University of Texas discovers Skank Hormone.

clearly this hormone also directly encourages serial monogamy behavior

the sexy body it gives people couldn't possibly just enable them to "trade up" far more readily by making more men fawn over them

It sounds like it just make women sexy. That builds self-confidence--and a feeling of that they deserve/are better than other women--and then that leads them to become ~~whores~~ ~~skanks~~ ~~sluts~~ ~~bitches~~ easily distracted from relationships. It then also gives them the option to cheat on their lovers more readily.

Quote from: Thad on January 14, 2009, 09:40:40 PM

As I've been saying this whole time: shoe on the other foot, whose side would you be on?

Honestly, I'd just angrily say "Fuck it, he won reasonably fair and square."

Romosome · « **Reply #659 on:** January 14, 2009, 11:21:05 PM »

Quote from: Catloaf on January 14, 2009, 09:46:58 PM

Quote from: Romosome on January 14, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on January 14, 2009, 04:38:53 PM
University of Texas discovers Skank Hormone.

clearly this hormone also directly encourages serial monogamy behavior

the sexy body it gives people couldn't possibly just enable them to "trade up" far more readily by making more men fawn over them

It sounds like it just make women sexy. That builds self-confidence--and a feeling of that they deserve/are better than other women--and then that leads them to become ~~whores~~ ~~skanks~~ ~~sluts~~ ~~bitches~~ easily distracted from relationships. It then also gives them the option to cheat on their lovers more readily.

Quote from: Thad on January 14, 2009, 09:40:40 PM
As I've been saying this whole time: shoe on the other foot, whose side would you be on?

Honestly, I'd just angrily say "Fuck it, he won reasonably fair and square."

I was going more for the simple fact that it's easier to have a string of wild relationships if the men are lining up to volunteer. If you don't have an attractive body, it doesn't matter what your mindset is, you're just going to be less likely to go from mate to mate because there's less pickings.

Of course, that in itself assumes extreme examples that probably give the actual effects of CHEMICAL SEXY far too much credit.

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