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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315130 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #720 on: January 30, 2009, 09:51:16 PM »

there's always a lawful excuse to remove something you don't like

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #721 on: January 30, 2009, 09:52:12 PM »

Your face is disturbing the peace.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #722 on: February 02, 2009, 12:25:25 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #723 on: February 02, 2009, 05:25:41 PM »

You know what comes next. We're all going to have to start going barefoot at speeches.

Next stage: Full frontal nudity.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #725 on: February 06, 2009, 06:32:26 AM »

That last paragraph is pure gold.  In particular
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Sharkey was supposed to appear in court here in August, but got a delay by saying he had been hurt in a pro wrestling match.

That is hardcore.  Vampyre at night, wrestler also at night.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #726 on: February 06, 2009, 08:25:15 AM »

John Sharkey who was Scott Sharkey's brother was one day a vampyre campaigning for governor on a computer.  He got an email from his brother that said that vampyre hunters were attacking his place and axed him for help so he went.  John Sharkey got his computer shut down and went on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his vampyre cape.  John Sharkey got on his motorcycle and said "It's time for me to live up to my family name and face UN LIFE CONSEQUENCES."  So he had to go.  John Sharkey ramped off building and did a backflip and landed.  He kept driving down the road and made sure there were no vampyre hunters around because he had an injury from wrestling.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #727 on: February 06, 2009, 04:36:42 PM »

God damned vampyres.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #728 on: February 12, 2009, 10:28:43 AM »

Mother of Octuplets turns to internet donations for help

Turns out that if a woman already has 6 children, no job, and then goes to a fertility clinic to birth even more children she might have a rough time of it.  Another report on CNN puts her at $50,000 in debt.  That is crazy.

While this women is clearly bonkers and somebody should have stepped in before it got this far, I hope for the children's sake she gets the support she needs.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #729 on: February 12, 2009, 10:38:14 AM »

Or they could just, y'know, take the children away from their crazy-ass mother and put them in stable homes.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #730 on: February 12, 2009, 10:44:46 AM »

I've already made it clear in the Hitler baby thread that I don't much care for taking children from their parents because they're stupid.  The children actually have to be in a destructive environment before I give enough of a fuck.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #731 on: February 12, 2009, 11:28:10 AM »

I'd say a mother with no means of support who keeps having more and more children with absolutely no regard to the impact it will have on her existing children for no reason other than I WANNA HAVE LOTS OF BABIES LOL sounds like a destructive environment to me.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #732 on: February 12, 2009, 11:58:34 AM »

I'd say a mother with no means of support who keeps having more and more children with absolutely no regard to the impact it will have on her existing children for no reason other than I WANNA HAVE LOTS OF BABIES LOL sounds like a destructive environment to me.

Keep in mind this needs to be compared to foster homes. So, uh, yeah it'd have to be pretty bad.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #733 on: February 12, 2009, 12:09:42 PM »

Well, I was actually thinking of adoption, but yeah, chances are they'd end up in a foster home, and most foster homes are pretty horrible. So I guess the kids are screwed no matter what!

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #734 on: February 12, 2009, 12:50:32 PM »

Oh, and speaking of bad parenting...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #735 on: February 12, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »

Oh, and speaking of bad parenting...

I like how the comments on that story are nearly universally negative.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #736 on: February 12, 2009, 01:16:56 PM »

Well it's pretty much saying "Poor Area is Poor."

With a "PS it's your fault." 
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #737 on: February 12, 2009, 01:47:29 PM »

Oh, and speaking of bad parenting...

I like how the comments on that story are nearly universally negative.

Considering that nearly every comment on there is from someone claiming to be from the area, and have names consisting of three first names and numerics... I'll just chock this coincidence to there being no coincidence at all.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #738 on: February 13, 2009, 04:01:31 AM »

Plane crash in Buffalo.

I uh, couldn't say for sure, but there's a very good chance that I've recently flown in that exact same plane.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #739 on: February 13, 2009, 10:16:04 AM »

You must have weakened it somehow.

Did you scuff any door frames or windows while you were there?
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