Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315658 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #800 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »

I get the feeling that those are going to be the kinds of places where people are shocked, shocked to find that gambling going on in there.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #801 on:** March 23, 2009, 11:02:12 PM »

I've been saying for a while that the best post-apocalyptic fiction of the next decade is going to be set in Dubai. Lately I'm thinking not fiction so much as just events.

My job's getting harder by the day.

Büge · « **Reply #802 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »

Mother Jones: A Year Without a Mexican

Quote from: First Terrible Brentai on March 17, 2009, 01:15:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fGl9587X8

Saturn · « **Reply #803 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:05:18 AM »

HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT RETARDED

Kazz · « **Reply #804 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM »

He's smooth.

François · « **Reply #805 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:50:26 AM »

Chinese piglet born with three eyes and two mouths.

Suddenly Fallout's brahmin don't seem so far-fetched anymore. Though with China's environmental circumstances, we may be talking about a Blinky situation instead.

Brentai · « **Reply #806 on:** April 05, 2009, 03:28:28 PM »

Three police officers are shot to death over a dog pissing on a rug.

Jesus Christ, dude.

Arc · « **Reply #807 on:** April 05, 2009, 04:00:05 PM »

The shooter is also a discharged Marine, feared Obama would take his guns, sold weapons online, and was a member of StormFront.org, due in part to his abused girlfriend leaving him for a negroid.

No worries though, his MySpace has been scrubbed. We're all safe.

Kashan · « **Reply #808 on:** April 05, 2009, 04:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Second Bad Brentai on April 05, 2009, 03:28:28 PM

Three police officers are shot to death over a dog pissing on a rug.

Jesus Christ, dude.

In his defense, it was a really nice rug.
That Rug Really Tied the Room Together.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #809 on:** April 05, 2009, 06:52:14 PM »

Mongrel · « **Reply #810 on:** April 05, 2009, 08:11:05 PM »

Wait, they still ticket people for jaywalking?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #811 on:** April 05, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »

I've gotten one.

SCD · « **Reply #812 on:** April 05, 2009, 08:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on April 05, 2009, 08:11:05 PM

Wait, they still ticket people for jaywalking?

Even in places where Jaywalking is perfectly acceptable

Büge · « **Reply #813 on:** April 06, 2009, 08:01:23 AM »

Never drive a bar stool if you've had a few.

Brentai · « **Reply #814 on:** April 08, 2009, 08:32:13 AM »

Hack America.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #815 on:** April 12, 2009, 01:52:29 PM »

So...somebody shot my mailbox.

Mongrel · « **Reply #816 on:** April 12, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Ted Belmont on April 12, 2009, 01:52:29 PM

So...somebody shot my mailbox.

And the ten dolla question: Which state do you live in again?

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #817 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:52:58 AM »

Illinois.

Mongrel · « **Reply #818 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Ted Belmont on April 13, 2009, 06:52:58 AM

Illinois.

Well, while there are plenty of areas in IL where I wouldn't blink an eye at that happening, that at least precludes the automatic joke.

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #819 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:17:43 PM »

Wait, Guv Palin wants to appoint Wayne "Can't a guy rape his wife?" Anthony Ross as the attorney general in Alaska? I know that state is infamous for it's alcoholism, spousal abuse, and rape rates, but Fucking Mother of God...

I think I need a bigger exploding head avatar.

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