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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315658 times)

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Brentai

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #800 on: March 23, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »

I get the feeling that those are going to be the kinds of places where people are shocked, shocked to find that gambling going on in there.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #801 on: March 23, 2009, 11:02:12 PM »

I've been saying for a while that the best post-apocalyptic fiction of the next decade is going to be set in Dubai.  Lately I'm thinking not fiction so much as just events.

My job's getting harder by the day.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #803 on: March 29, 2009, 03:05:18 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #804 on: March 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM »

He's smooth.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #805 on: April 04, 2009, 05:50:26 AM »

Chinese piglet born with three eyes and two mouths.

Suddenly Fallout's brahmin don't seem so far-fetched anymore. Though with China's environmental circumstances, we may be talking about a Blinky situation instead.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #806 on: April 05, 2009, 03:28:28 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #807 on: April 05, 2009, 04:00:05 PM »

The shooter is also a discharged Marine, feared Obama would take his guns, sold weapons online, and was a member of StormFront.org, due in part to his abused girlfriend leaving him for a negroid.

No worries though, his MySpace has been scrubbed. We're all safe.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #808 on: April 05, 2009, 04:24:46 PM »

Three police officers are shot to death over a dog pissing on a rug.

Jesus Christ, dude.

In his defense, it was a really nice rug.
That Rug Really Tied the Room Together.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #809 on: April 05, 2009, 06:52:14 PM »

:endit:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #810 on: April 05, 2009, 08:11:05 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #811 on: April 05, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »

I've gotten one.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #813 on: April 06, 2009, 08:01:23 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #814 on: April 08, 2009, 08:32:13 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #815 on: April 12, 2009, 01:52:29 PM »

So...somebody shot my mailbox.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #816 on: April 12, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »

So...somebody shot my mailbox.

And the ten dolla question: Which state do you live in again?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #817 on: April 13, 2009, 06:52:58 AM »

Illinois.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #818 on: April 13, 2009, 06:56:44 AM »

Illinois.

Well, while there are plenty of areas in IL where I wouldn't blink an eye at that happening, that at least precludes the automatic joke.



CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #819 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:43 PM »

Wait, Guv Palin wants to appoint Wayne "Can't a guy rape his wife?" Anthony Ross as the attorney general in Alaska? I know that state is infamous for it's alcoholism, spousal abuse, and rape rates, but Fucking Mother of God...

I think I need a bigger exploding head avatar.
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