Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315136 times)

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #1360 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »

I've heard that being the pope isn't actually all that great.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1361 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:52:26 PM »

Quote from: ZedPower on September 20, 2009, 06:46:27 PM

Quote from: Catloaf on September 20, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
Tatoos? Piercings?

no wait

catloaf is first satan

Fuck, I've accidentally stumbled into the role of a Religion/Cult's 'First/Great Satan'....again.

Classic · « **Reply #1362 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:54:36 AM »

Well, you know the old saying: Some people are born to great satanness, etc. etc. You just have it thrust upon you repeatedly. Covering you in goopy slime.

Brentai · « **Reply #1363 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:16:14 AM »

I am the Satanness Thruster. I thrust Satanness.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1364 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:29:34 AM »

Quote from: Shinra on September 20, 2009, 11:04:46 AM

I want to point out to everyone that the killer in question wasn't just a maniacal killer, he was a maniacal killer who was still a documented escape risk and whom doctors had not been making substantial progress with.

You don't take the maniac killer to the state fair under light guard when you know he's going to escape the first time you let him go to the ferris wheel by himself.

If the administration at the hospital is extremely lucky, they'll catch him again, or he'll bump himself off, before he goes on a killing spree.

This is just so horrifying to me. Where is the common sense?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1365 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:38:01 PM »

I'm positive this was posted earlier but I was thinking about how pissed it makes me and wanted to say so. And I couldn't find it because I'm dumb.

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2009/09/neil_armstrong_isnt_worthy_of_texas_textbooks.html

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1366 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:29:02 PM »

Quote from: mce on September 21, 2009, 04:38:01 PM

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2009/09/neil_armstrong_isnt_worthy_of_texas_textbooks.html

Remember the Alamo, but not Niel Armstrong

McDohl · « **Reply #1367 on:** September 22, 2009, 06:07:41 AM »

in b4 TA says something snarky about Texas

In all seriousness, Texas, WHAT THE HELL? Just when I think you can't possibly embarrass me for being from you any more, you go and do shit like this?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1368 on:** September 22, 2009, 06:30:09 AM »

Fully agreed. It makes me wonder how any of us got out with any semblance of sanity.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1369 on:** September 23, 2009, 07:05:47 AM »

Impressive heist continues trend of daring and lucrative Swedish robberies.

Makes a fellow wonder if there isn't some kind of Swedish Moriarty at work!

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1370 on:** September 24, 2009, 09:51:54 AM »

Goddammit, Glenn! That's only supposed to be a metaphor! (mumble grumble Glenn Beck murdered(?) a frog with boiling water on national TV)

Mongrel · « **Reply #1371 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:10:31 AM »

Quote

Let’s just hope he hasn’t heard the one about Solomon cutting a baby in half.

Also: I guess this previous effort didn't have enough shock value for ol' Glenney-boy. Perhaps he was only trying to one-up himself?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNp9GSbFQhQ&feature=player_embedded

Mongrel · « **Reply #1372 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:16:09 AM »

You know, it occurs to the casual observer that in the space of a mere decade, you folks have gone from bland old right-wing shock radio to this.

I mean Glenn makes Bill O'Reilly look stable, sane, and evenhanded, and Bill in turn makes old hands like Rush Limbaugh seem like saintly elder statesmen.

God help us all this can't end well.

Brentai · « **Reply #1373 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:56:05 AM »

Fast track to irrelevance, okay with it. Well, other than the random destruction of wildlife, which I can't get too pissy about because I'd probably be snarky and irreverent in any other context.

I'm just boiling over with excitement looking forward to the incoming Beck/PETA clusterfuck, though.

EDIT: I never realized until Mongrel posted that other clip that the show is supposed to be a Colbert thing. I just took him seriously because I never saw anything more than out-of-context clips. ...which is probably why so many people don't pick up on Colbert. Huh.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1374 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:01:11 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on September 24, 2009, 10:56:05 AM

I'm just boiling over with excitement looking forward to the incoming Beck/PETA clusterfuck, though.

Actually that ought to be hilarious. Two incredibly obnoxious clusterfucks tied up in internecine warfare, while we all get free laffs?

It's win-win-win!

Brentai · « **Reply #1375 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:21:27 AM »

Watched it again: he didn't actually drop anything into the pot.

It would have been fairly simple editing to cut from Glenn grabbing the live frog to dropping something like a plastic frog in, but I guess the producers wanted their asses covered for later when they have to tell the lobbyists "Go take a look, he doesn't actually drop anything in."

I'd call them pussies for going for shock value while not actually doing anything shocking but that's probably a little unfair.

ANOTHER EDIT!: Oddly enough he apparently claims after the break that he did throw in a plastic frog. Apparently it's an invisible fake frog?

TA · « **Reply #1376 on:** September 24, 2009, 12:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on September 24, 2009, 10:56:05 AM

EDIT: I never realized until Mongrel posted that other clip that the show is supposed to be a Colbert thing. I just took him seriously because I never saw anything more than out-of-context clips. ...which is probably why so many people don't pick up on Colbert. Huh.

What are you talking about? Glenn Beck is deadly serious. He just doesn't know a format other than morning zoo radio personality.

Norondor · « **Reply #1377 on:** September 24, 2009, 12:42:47 PM »

Still not as bad as the time he raped and murdered that girl in 1990.

Kashan · « **Reply #1378 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Norondor on September 24, 2009, 12:42:47 PM

Still not as bad as the time he raped and murdered that girl in 1990.

I'd never heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1379 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:33:49 PM »

I don't know if he did or not, but he's never denied it.

Also, Brentai, the reason you don't seem him drop anything into the pot is because it's both a low quality YouTube video and the frog is like the size of a quarter.

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