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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2120 on: April 17, 2010, 09:18:56 AM »

So... Every woman in a micro-bikini in Brazil is raped as soon as there are no cameras around!?!?


I would expect something like this from AllWomenAreWhoresUnlessTheyDon'tActuallyExististan (A fictitious country composed of most of the middle east and Northern Africa) but from a country known for the women on its beaches' lack of clothes!?!?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2121 on: April 17, 2010, 01:36:19 PM »

I love that the offhand choice she made in five minutes the morning of to dress like that had the worst possible outcome it could possibly have ever

ENTIRE CAMPUS IN REVOLT

EXPELLED FROM COLLEGE

OSTRACIZED FROM SOCIETY

WORLD AWARE OF THIS ONE WOMAN IN BRAZIL WHO'S A TOTAL WHORE CHECK OUT THIS VID MAN
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2122 on: April 17, 2010, 02:15:40 PM »

yeah, I don't imagine the first thing on her mind when she left the door was 700 men announcing, "LET HER OUT SO WE CAN RAPE HER!"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2123 on: April 17, 2010, 02:31:36 PM »

yeah, I don't imagine the first thing on her mind when she left the door was 700 men announcing, "LET HER OUT SO WE CAN RAPE HER!"

In other news, O Cristo Redentor just fell on Rio, killing dozens.

[spoiler]no that did not actually happen I am being morbidly facetious plus why would God smite rio on account of uniban that would be a dick move[/spoiler]
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2125 on: April 18, 2010, 06:16:47 AM »

Frocto, we're on to you!

Misprint from ozzie cookbook reads "Ground up black people" instead of pepper.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2126 on: April 18, 2010, 08:27:40 AM »

What? They add flavah.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2127 on: April 18, 2010, 08:36:15 AM »

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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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« Reply #2128 on: April 18, 2010, 08:50:28 AM »

Lot of choice quotes in that article, but I love the almost Onion like ending:

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"It's like speeding," said Bill Woodward, a graphic designer. "Are they going to give you a speeding ticket, or . . . a warning? I'd speed all day if I knew it was going to be a warning."

There's a beauty in that kind of mindset.

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« Reply #2129 on: April 18, 2010, 09:01:43 AM »

I like that "risque clothing" is one of the justifications for beating children.  Damn sexy children bein' all sexy, putting these sins in my head ...
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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« Reply #2130 on: April 18, 2010, 09:09:05 AM »

To be fair, those sexy children can cause riots.  Best to punish the one, rather than the others.

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« Reply #2131 on: April 18, 2010, 06:44:34 PM »

Finally, Texas is on the ball about education.  The Dallas school board has approved $60 million...


...to be spent on a football stadium.  It's spending about $12,000 a student.  On football.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2132 on: April 18, 2010, 06:58:00 PM »

FOOTBAWL!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2134 on: April 19, 2010, 06:56:52 AM »

Forget the children.  What about the stupid people?  This from a nation that introduced the McGriddle and the Double Down.  I wouldn't be surprised if some fatty OD'ed and made the darwin awards.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2135 on: April 19, 2010, 08:04:33 AM »

It's okay, most of the stupid people are too busy posting in the comments thread of that article.

Moar srs reply: The number of pieces required to induce overdose seem really low. That's kinda disturbing even without the "think of the children!" angle. I can't imagine that an adult is all that much safer.
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« Reply #2136 on: April 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM »

The problem I have with that article is that it's implying this product is going to end up in a lot of homes with children in them in the first place.

Smokers don't like replacing cigarettes with alternatives. I can only see this product appealing to 20-something hipsters who don't have kids anyway and people who work in a corporate environment, don't get a lot of chances to smoke, and keep them in a drawer in their desk at work. As for the fear of kids noticing and buying it? Look for it at your local gas station. If it's not under the counter or in a dusty corner somewhere, I'd be surprised. They're not popular products to begin with, which means they're not getting prominent shelf space, and lots of states have ordinances regarding non-smoking tobacco products and their placement in the store.

When camel was marketing their product with a cartoon character, I could understand, but now we're just reaching for things to demonize them with at this point.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2137 on: April 20, 2010, 07:28:42 AM »

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY FROCTO

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20100319-259647/Australias-first-legal-neuter-loses-sexless-status

FIRST THEY BAN A-CUPS AND NOW THEY WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE A NON-SPECIFIC SEX

MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2138 on: April 20, 2010, 07:37:26 AM »

with all due respect to the transgendered (and genderless?) persons reading this, I can't help but side with Australia. I get that this guy is, mentally speaking, genderless. I get that he can't control how he was physically born. But for the purpose of census documents, does it really matter? It's not like the government is going to publish a magazine at the beginning of every year called "Look at these guys who have gotten reassignment surgeries and decided to also go off their hormones thus becoming completely gender neutral, berate them because they are not legally on their birth certificate gender neutral Annual Revue"

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"If I've got this certificate I can say 'your system has to accommodate the people it's there to serve, we don't have to chop ourselves up to fit  the system', that's been my stance," Norrie said.

Then the question is, 'how do you figure?' It's not like the government does not recognize you as a living person because your birth certificate says M, but a doctor classifies you as genderless. It's not like the genderless can't vote, or drive, or get a job in Australia.

To look at this in the most practical way: Changing the document represents a material cost of creating new forms (paying people to create new forms) sending out new forms, updating databases, etc. Even if it only takes a couple of days to do, we're probably looking at a cost in the hundreds of thousands of dollars to correct a (relatively) minor issue to appease a handful of people. This is money that could have gone to healthcare, schools, education grants, or any of a number of other programs that would have served Australia's people better than accommodating an angry neuter who is pissed off over a single line on a document that noone in their social or professional life will ever have to see.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2139 on: April 20, 2010, 08:00:05 AM »

Wait, does Canada have an N/A option or is Buge just being facetious?

Because :america: we just tell people to fucking pick one, we don't wanna hear the specifics.
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