Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315701 times)

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #2360 on:** October 15, 2010, 08:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Büge on October 15, 2010, 06:36:50 PM

Not guilty in Queensland abortion trial.

Frocto, please tell your countrymen to stop being so crazy. Australia's supposed to be a place to escape to!

grammars

Kazz · « **Reply #2361 on:** October 16, 2010, 04:21:02 AM »

is Buge implying that they should have been found guilty?

Brentai · « **Reply #2362 on:** October 16, 2010, 08:14:04 AM »

The crime of "procuring an illegal abortion" always makes me think of a guy opening up his overcoat to reveal several rows of coat hangers.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2363 on:** October 16, 2010, 08:24:50 AM »

Welcome to Ranma 1/2 world

Two female Chinese martial-arts masters - sisters at that - will only submit to marriage a man who can defeat them in single combat.

Brentai · « **Reply #2364 on:** October 16, 2010, 08:30:13 AM »

FUCK YES

Brb, moving to China.

Thad · « **Reply #2365 on:** October 16, 2010, 10:43:06 AM »

Man pleads guilty to possession of child pornography, could get 10 years.

What they found on his hard drive? 70 Simpsons porn images, some including underage characters.

Now, there may be more to it than that -- here are a couple choice bits from the press release that I haven't seen repeated on most of the sites reporting the story:

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In December 2008, the German Federal Police began investigating the distribution of a known child pornography file on peer-to-peer file sharing networks.

[...]

He also admitted installing two different cleaning programs on his computer and using them to erase child pornography files that he had downloaded.

So okay, the million-dollar question is...were there other files? Is the press wrong in jumping on this as a "man convicted for Simpsons porn" story? Because if he got caught downloading ACTUAL kiddie porn, that's obviously entirely different.

Büge · « **Reply #2366 on:** October 16, 2010, 12:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on October 16, 2010, 08:24:50 AM

Welcome to Ranma 1/2 world

Two female Chinese martial-arts masters - sisters at that - will only submit to marriage a man who can defeat them in single combat.

Let's get down to business

Zaratustra · « **Reply #2367 on:** October 17, 2010, 03:45:54 AM »

Quote from: Thad on October 16, 2010, 10:43:06 AM

So okay, the million-dollar question is...were there other files? Is the press wrong in jumping on this as a "man convicted for Simpsons porn" story? Because if he got caught downloading ACTUAL kiddie porn, that's obviously entirely different.

And, will they use the simpsons porn they did find to incriminate the guy, and set a precedent

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2368 on:** October 17, 2010, 11:04:14 AM »

Quote from: Mongrel on October 16, 2010, 08:24:50 AM

Welcome to Ranma 1/2 world

So wait, if one guy beats them both at once he marries both? Or is this two-on-two? Do you choose your girl to fight?

Brentai · « **Reply #2369 on:** October 17, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »

German chancellor denounces the concept of Multiculturalism.

Oh, good. Just the thing we want to hear from Germany.

Büge · « **Reply #2370 on:** October 17, 2010, 06:01:39 PM »

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel told a gathering of young members of her conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU) party this weekend that the "multikulti" concept – where people of different backgrounds would live together happily – does not work in Germany.

Well, there's the problem.

JDigital · « **Reply #2371 on:** October 18, 2010, 03:45:55 AM »

I didn't know they had multiculture in Germany, aside from a few Turks.

Catloaf · « **Reply #2372 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:03:30 AM »

I think they count drinking foreign beer as multiculturalism there.

Classic · « **Reply #2373 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:27:09 AM »

Where the hell did all of those PDFs go? I wanted to reference and/or il totally legally transcribe text from some articles pruned from the early aughts about this.
Anyhow, the last thing I read about turkish immigrants was that they were a permanent group of second-class wage slaves. Kind of like immigrants in Malaysia, or blacks in America.

The fun part about history is that human nature doesn't improve very quickly and you get to watch people do the same horrible things to each other over and over.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2374 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:04:19 PM »

Baby killed after Paris family of 12 leaps from window due to "devil sighting"

Thad · « **Reply #2375 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:22:53 PM »

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apparent case of mistaken identity

I am a horrible person for making jokes, but...really? "Apparent"? Like, is there some doubt about whether or not he was actually the Devil?

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #2376 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:30:29 PM »

I think they mean "apparent" not in that it might have really been the Devil, but in that it might not have been mistaken identity in the regards that it's (strictly speaking) possible that she at no point honestly believed he was the Devil.

Alternately, if you were to advocate that he was satanically possessed, it would actually be a theological question as to whether or not she would have been mistaken in perceiving him as Satan.

Thad · « **Reply #2377 on:** October 25, 2010, 09:53:33 PM »

What I think they actually meant by "mistaken identity" is that she and her sister didn't recognize her husband, they just saw a naked guy walking around the room and panicked.

But I had to snark because sweet Jesus this is too fucked up for me to really wrap my brain around. Hey, look over there, Randy Quaid is doing something crazy!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2378 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:02:34 PM »

The best part is that the naked dude jumped. Presumably after it was all over.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #2379 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:22:57 AM »

Well, everyone else was doing it.

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