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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315768 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2380 on: October 26, 2010, 05:32:56 AM »

Hey, look over there, Randy Quaid is doing something crazy!

That's been pretty funny too.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2381 on: October 27, 2010, 06:47:58 AM »

The best part is that the naked recently stabbed dude jumped. Presumably after it was all over.

I'm finding it odd that someone being naked in their own home makes them the Devil.  These must of been some pretty up tight Frenchmen.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2382 on: October 29, 2010, 07:18:07 AM »

Judge rules four year olds can be sued.

And here I thought New York was one of the saner parts of the country.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2383 on: October 29, 2010, 11:19:55 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2384 on: October 29, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »

I don't know where to put this. The catch-all thread was locked a geologic era ago and this sure doesn't merit its own thread, so I'll just stick it here.

Attack Ads, circa 1800
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2385 on: November 11, 2010, 07:25:39 AM »

Immigration bill in works in Wisconsin

"I want Wisconsin to be recognized as a state that will be on the side of Arizona," said bill author Rep. Don Pridemore (R-Hartford).

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2386 on: November 11, 2010, 07:47:30 AM »

Blame Canada?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2387 on: November 11, 2010, 02:33:56 PM »

Yeah, all those canadian doctors, slipping across the border under cover of night to seek their fortunes in American paradises like Wisconsin.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2388 on: November 11, 2010, 03:16:16 PM »

This reminds me that my uncle is a Nurse Anaesthetist earning FAT BANK in ass-nowhere Wisconsin. 
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2390 on: November 13, 2010, 02:50:21 PM »

This reminds me that my uncle is a Nurse Anaesthetist earning FAT BANK in ass-nowhere Wisconsin. 

...oh jesus was my portrayal of canadian doctors actually accurate?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2391 on: November 17, 2010, 08:29:50 PM »

OH, COME ON!

What the HELL, Fox?

That's AFTER the edit, btw, here's the original:


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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2392 on: November 17, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »

BRILLIANT!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2393 on: November 17, 2010, 09:05:39 PM »

Quote
Editor's Note: Headline has been corrected for historical accuracy.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2394 on: November 17, 2010, 09:06:54 PM »

Slowclap, Fox.  Slowclap.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2395 on: November 17, 2010, 10:26:54 PM »

Look at the URL: It still has the old headline. :lol:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2396 on: November 18, 2010, 05:19:22 AM »

It's very difficult for me to become angry at Fox or the conservative media in general at whatever absurdist slant they decide to go with.

This however did the trick, despite however old it may be.

Mr. Rogers is a evil Man

I mean, seriously? Kicking dirt on the grave of the kindest, gentlest, most patient man to ever grace television?

At least I can laugh, since as the first commenter said, Fred Rogers would simply say "I'm terribly sorry you feel that way; but it's perfectly okay. You and everyone else *are* special, and are still welcome to be my neighborhood."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2397 on: November 18, 2010, 07:12:33 AM »

ASIAN CHILDREN ARE SUPERIOR TO OURS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT BEEN TAINTED BY MR. ROGERS.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2398 on: November 18, 2010, 07:27:17 AM »

Well, I think they maybe on to something. These fucking kids today and their entitlement mentality clearly came entirely from Mister Rogers and all those socialist childhood icons that taught them to respect their elders and reinforced the notions that they were special and could do anything. Not from the generation of parents who were more interested in being their kids friends then being their guardians (those people can still buy Family Guy and Simpsons products, after all). Almost one entire person gets killed every year by a falling pianos so I eagerly await Fox News' upcoming piece on how Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry have destroyed America.

Based off the date it was posted the Mr Rogers video seems at least two years old.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2399 on: November 18, 2010, 07:59:02 AM »

OH, COME ON!

What the HELL, Fox?

That's AFTER the edit, btw, here's the original:



Gets better: go to their main page and look under "Fox Nation Salutes".

[spoiler]It says "November Marks Native American Heritage Month."[/spoiler]
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