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Brentai

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #241 on: July 18, 2008, 10:31:46 AM »

Ha ha, it's like the conservative form of Affirmative Action.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #242 on: July 24, 2008, 11:13:22 AM »

New Zealand puts a stop to wacky names.

Kind of.

don't name your kid Sex Fruit
why did you think of that though
why would you think of that
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #243 on: July 24, 2008, 11:54:04 AM »

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Fish and Chips

Shit, there was a Fission Chips in Illuminatus.

...I remember Zappa said in his book that the nurse at the hospital refused to put Dweezil on a birth certificate.

The difference is, his kids turned out pretty well.  This sounds like a story of parents who legitimately thought their child was a toy instead of a person.

...I would probably be remiss if I didn't make a "boy named Sue" reference by the end of this post.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #244 on: July 24, 2008, 01:28:43 PM »

My favorite is "Violence".  That's a legitimately awesome name that no child need be ashamed of.  Especially if it's a girl.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #245 on: July 24, 2008, 02:19:56 PM »

Violence is a nicely feminine name if you think of it as a hybrid of Violette and Florence.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #246 on: July 24, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »

If you have a problem that's isn't being solved with Friday, you're not using enough Friday
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #247 on: July 25, 2008, 09:50:12 AM »

It's pronounced 'Violance'.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #248 on: July 25, 2008, 10:25:19 AM »

I'd call my daughter Violence. It does sound cool. But I'm too afraid that she'd become some kind of merciless vigilante after being raped or something who the main hero in the story always has to try to talk down from killing people and is often unsuccessful resulting in him having to take her down in the end and that's just too tragic.

No daughter of mine is going to end up as a cool but stereotypical, tragic villain! Even if she did get her own spin off series for a brief period!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #249 on: July 25, 2008, 11:17:43 AM »

MAIN HERO HAS BECOME THE KILLER

WHY MAIN HERO, WHYYYY
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #250 on: July 25, 2008, 11:23:05 AM »

Daughter Violence

... that's a great name.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #251 on: July 25, 2008, 12:43:09 PM »

MAIN HERO HAS BECOME THE KILLER

WHY MAIN HERO, WHYYYY

:;-(: Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #252 on: July 27, 2008, 06:48:34 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #253 on: July 27, 2008, 06:53:59 PM »

pro linking skillz
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #254 on: July 27, 2008, 07:18:25 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #255 on: July 27, 2008, 10:29:52 PM »

Why are these things always Liberian money?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #256 on: July 27, 2008, 10:32:42 PM »

Quote from: http://media.www.siude.com/media/storage/paper1096/news/2008/07/15/Columns/September.11.And.The.Tragedy.Industry-3390752.shtml
20 Liberian dollars equals $0.32 USD

It's not so bad.  The Liberian dollar's still stronger than the yen.  I mean, one yen.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #257 on: July 28, 2008, 04:00:05 AM »

To say nothing of the Zimbabwean dollar.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #258 on: July 28, 2008, 02:25:35 PM »

They probably used Liberia out of hope that people would think it looks like "liberty."

What could be more American than USD?  LIBERTY DOLLARS.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #259 on: July 28, 2008, 04:07:20 PM »

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