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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315929 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2780 on: July 04, 2011, 07:16:21 AM »

I'm pretty sure that even the average Fox News staffer knows that jokes about assassinating the president tend to garner a negative response that's a little stronger than mere social disapproval.

I mean, they maybe be horrible people for any number of reasons, but they're no different than most when it comes to saving their own hide.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2781 on: July 04, 2011, 09:30:56 AM »

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Fox News realizes that that sort of thing is going to have the FBI knocking on their door for a polite chat, so they damn well better hope it was an actual hack and not employee hijinks.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2782 on: July 04, 2011, 12:10:15 PM »

...seems to me that claiming it's a hack INCREASES the likelihood of an FBI investigation.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2783 on: July 04, 2011, 02:45:15 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2784 on: July 04, 2011, 05:48:08 PM »

After that Weiner fiasco, there was pretty much no way that was going to get a free ride.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2785 on: July 04, 2011, 06:42:09 PM »

I'd say it's less about Weiner and more about Lulzsec.  A bunch of powerful companies have been caught with their pants down and the FBI looks helpless.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2786 on: July 04, 2011, 10:43:32 PM »

pretty sure the Secret Service normally investigates all presidential death threats, this isn't a case of them being called in because the FBI keeps fucking up on computer security.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2787 on: July 05, 2011, 12:12:27 AM »

pretty sure thad knows that
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2790 on: July 08, 2011, 01:16:59 PM »

what if the dog was drunk
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2791 on: July 08, 2011, 01:59:05 PM »

what if the woman were an opponent of neutering and of bestiality laws
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2792 on: July 08, 2011, 03:20:42 PM »

What if she died in a city whose name is synonomous with mocking this sort of thing?

A woman once died out in Limerick
From a surprising reaction allergic.
She had always thought
It was her husband's old cot...
Who knew it could be Rover's dick?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2793 on: July 08, 2011, 04:05:09 PM »

The way that died is not funny, just tragic.

Sexy tragic.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2794 on: July 08, 2011, 04:54:54 PM »

I can laugh at it, because it's sick and bizarre, but I'm not really taking any pleasure in it.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2795 on: July 08, 2011, 06:51:59 PM »

I can laugh at it and Kayin can masturbate to it. That's just efficient dying right there.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2796 on: July 08, 2011, 07:24:22 PM »

I can laugh at it, because it's sick and bizarre, but I'm not really taking any pleasure in it.

Oh, so laughing at a woman who dies from sperm poisoning is okay, but laughing at a guy who dies protesting helmet safety laws is crass? Hypocrite.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2797 on: July 08, 2011, 07:29:08 PM »

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid, illiterate cunt? I laughed at both.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2798 on: July 08, 2011, 07:33:23 PM »

One in five people worldwide thinks aliens walk among us.

Oh hey, I can feel kinda-sorta mildly proud of Canada for a short while.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2799 on: July 08, 2011, 09:03:25 PM »

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid, illiterate cunt? I laughed at both.

Whoops, you're right. My apologies.
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