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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 316039 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2801 on: July 09, 2011, 05:02:56 PM »

Was the religious nut gay
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2802 on: July 09, 2011, 05:27:41 PM »

It would be funny if he fit the mold of the crazed closeted homosexual who's sucking cocks through glory holes in public restrooms, but at the same time so violent rejects homosexuality that he'd do something so awful. To be clear, that part would be funny, not the child murder.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2803 on: July 09, 2011, 05:32:51 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2804 on: July 09, 2011, 06:58:46 PM »

1. Considering that it is nearly impossible to ascertain the sexuality of a toddler without a highly developed gaydar, we can conclude that the perpetrator was, in fact, a fully equipped homobutt.

2. The reactions of the family aren't realy funny but are definitely amusing.  They actually had a party around the corpses.  Probably with cake.

3. I will be very disappointed if nobody asked if there was a sign in front of the house during the several days the deceased black people were kept there.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2805 on: July 09, 2011, 10:29:16 PM »

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The 28-​year old woman, Antoinetta Yvonne McKoy, Moses killed had been beaten and strangled with an extension cord before Moses murdered her. The day he did, she had escaped to a neighbor’s house and begged her to use her cell phone. The neighbor did not call police because she claims she thought the woman might be mentally disturbed. She witnesses Moses dragging her into the house, and still never called police.
Even in an article about killing a toddler, this is the line that reminds me why I dislike people.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2806 on: July 10, 2011, 10:01:12 AM »

I'm inclined to agree.  Everyone else in the story is clearly disturbed in some way (not that that's any excuse, mind); the ordinary person who refused to do so much as call the police has no such defense.

On the other hand, she gets to live the rest of her life knowing that she could have stopped this from happening.

Unfortunately, that's much likelier to lead to a drinking problem than to any positive change.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2807 on: July 10, 2011, 10:52:27 AM »

Be fair.  This woman LIVED next to these people; she knew exactly who they were, what they were like, and what they tend to do to people they don't agree with.  This story could have very, very easily ended with three corpses or more.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2808 on: July 12, 2011, 07:16:47 AM »

If only there were a state-sponsored professional para-military organization ordinary citizens could call upon for protection from such individuals.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2810 on: July 20, 2011, 07:05:15 PM »

Haha, oh man, that picture is perfect.

"Problem, FBI?"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2812 on: July 20, 2011, 09:45:21 PM »

Haha, oh man, that picture is perfect.

"Problem, FBI?"



was what came to mind for me.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2814 on: July 22, 2011, 09:09:01 AM »

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being pepper-sprayed, shot with a pepper ball gun and wrestled to the ground by Lufkin Police officers in his living room

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“He doesn’t think like you and I do. He has a child’s mind. He operates on a lower level thinking than you and I do. Number two, he doesn’t speak this language.”

Holy shit. Holy shit. And the jury STILL said "Well, he's guilty. But looking at these brutal pictures of his injuries the police gave him in his own home makes us feel a little bad for him so don't sentence him too harshly, judge.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2815 on: July 22, 2011, 09:14:21 AM »

The best part is they cops' defense is that he didn't respond to questioning if he spoke English... which they asked him in English after breaking into his home.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2817 on: July 22, 2011, 10:32:16 AM »

MOVE AWAY
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2818 on: July 22, 2011, 10:33:27 AM »

"Angelina County" caught my eye, and I just thought, "Huh.  Maybe in some other staaaaaoooooly shiiiiit."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #2819 on: July 22, 2011, 10:38:23 AM »

It'll be alright McDohl.

You're white.
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