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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3240 on: August 17, 2012, 09:38:29 AM »

Let the Chappelle references commence.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3241 on: August 17, 2012, 09:42:46 AM »

And for something a little more lighthearted...

Ebay to ban magical spells, hexes and other forms of sorcery

No, I'm not talking about cards.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3242 on: August 17, 2012, 09:52:56 AM »

And people are flipping a bitch about religious discrimination just because there's another hurdle in the way of deliberately running scams on fools.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3243 on: August 17, 2012, 10:00:35 AM »

Eh, I'm not as harsh on people who believe in magic as some, but I don't have any issue with ebay banning the sale of that stuff.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3244 on: August 17, 2012, 10:12:11 AM »

Right. You've gotta support your local magic users or the reagent distributors aren't going to have the ability to keep doing what they do.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3245 on: August 20, 2012, 08:23:23 AM »

Oklahoman High School Valedictorian denied her diploma for using the word "Hell" in her address to her class

Best part is that not only is the school mascot a red devil, it appears to be a stolen picture of Hot Stuff.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3246 on: August 20, 2012, 08:31:11 AM »

Oklahoman High School Valedictorian denied her diploma for using the word "Hell" in her address to her class

Best part is that not only is the school mascot a red devil, it's actually a stolen picture of Hot Stuff.

This one and "Group of burglars break into home, steal man's assault rifle, shoot dog" are the stories this week that make me hate where I live.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3248 on: August 23, 2012, 04:30:14 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3249 on: August 23, 2012, 06:34:52 PM »

So... Fox broke this news?  Nobody else?  They were the first to report this?

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3250 on: August 23, 2012, 08:50:33 PM »

Fox News reveals name of SEAL in Bin Laden Raid/url]

 :humpf:

Republicans outing anonymous agents of the US government?

This has never happened before. :|
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Re: Shooting in a Norway Youth Camp
« Reply #3251 on: August 24, 2012, 11:47:49 AM »

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/breivik-deemed-sane-sentenced-to-prison-for-norwegian-mass-killings/article4496484/

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In his final words, Mr. Breivik regretted not killing more people, apologizing to other “militant nationalists” for not achieving an even higher death toll. He said he wouldn’t appeal the ruling because that would “legitimize” a court he said got its mandate from a political system that supports multiculturalism.

At least he's going away for a long time.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3252 on: August 24, 2012, 11:52:45 AM »

I was initially pretty horrified that he only got 22 years -- less than 1 per child murder -- but on further review it appears that it's more like "he gets a mandatory parole hearing in 22 years but will almost certainly spend the rest of his life in prison".  That I'm okay with.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3253 on: August 24, 2012, 12:21:08 PM »

Yeah, there's a similar system in Canada.

Basically if someone is designated a "Dangerous Offender" they can only be released with an incredibly comprehensive and detailed review that first removes that status. In practice this almost never happens, so being declared a "Dangerous Offender" effectively lets the government lock up that person for as long as they like, in perpetuity.

We don't have those crazy 1528-year aggregate prison sentences (or whatever) here. Without a Dangerous Offender designation, the normal maximum for any crime is 25 years.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3254 on: August 24, 2012, 12:22:35 PM »

i.e. Paul Bernardo.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3256 on: August 25, 2012, 09:50:52 AM »

Near as I can tell, it's just because she met with tribe leaders at ALL, and is nothing to do with anything they were actually talking about?

Awesome.

...So I guess I missed the past 5 years.  Little Green Footballs is now a site that CRITICIZES the looniest right-wingers it can possibly find, instead of supporting them?  The enemy of my enemy, I guess...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3257 on: August 25, 2012, 09:56:33 AM »

It was a random site grabbed off Google but it actually is a cool story, I believe the LGF owner had a huge revelation moment about how God Damn Crazy the GOP has become.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3258 on: August 25, 2012, 01:35:26 PM »

Yeah, it's funny how many middle-of-the-road conservatives had a sudden epiphany and started criticizing the fringe elements of their party immediately after the 2006 elections.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3259 on: August 26, 2012, 12:20:14 AM »

You know who else met with native Americans? CUSTER.
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