Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315346 times)

Thad · « **Reply #420 on:** November 21, 2008, 12:42:23 AM »

I assume the security system's disarmed but the control box is still powered up and waiting for input.

Not sure about clock. Hypothetically you could have a clock whose display only comes up when you push a button, but that would be stupid and I've never heard of such a thing. Maybe they mean the clock's set but the radio's not playing?

Zaratustra · « **Reply #421 on:** November 21, 2008, 04:12:37 AM »

Teenager kills himself on live internet feed, internet thinks it is hilarious.

I wonder if this is a defense mechanism in order to humiliate people away from suicide. Then again, it's not like he cares anymore, eh?

Saturn · « **Reply #422 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:18:32 AM »

didn't "i told you i was hardcore" originate from another webcam suicide?

Brentai · « **Reply #423 on:** November 21, 2008, 08:43:45 AM »

I regret eating when I saw that.

clutch · « **Reply #424 on:** November 21, 2008, 09:03:05 AM »

Quote from: R on November 20, 2008, 08:15:49 PM

PALIN VIDEO

It's fucking hilarious and I'm amazed MSNBC went that far with the captions. Literally a field day.

For just a moment, I thought Palin had shown a glimmer of humanity by making what I thought was a funny and self-deprecating joke in talking about her son, Striker Brigade. When I realized it was actually her son's striker brigade, I went right on back to despising her.

Mongrel · « **Reply #425 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:25:00 AM »

Oh yes.

Okay, this link is old. It's some very local news, detailing a small incident in Kirkuk, whereby a local hothead has a wee run-in with the cops. So why post it?

Because the writer deserves some kind of prize as all-time champion of awesome euphemism use.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #426 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:49:34 AM »

Quote from: R on November 20, 2008, 08:15:49 PM

This is apparently real. It's fucking hilarious and I'm amazed MSNBC went that far with the captions. Literally a field day.

That... how did she not see that? How was she able to say that was okay? Nobody's that dumb, right?

...right?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #427 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:58:26 AM »

Well, killing and gutting your own food is just a part of good ol' fashioned small town life.

Thad · « **Reply #428 on:** November 21, 2008, 11:15:01 AM »

Yeah, you guys in the anti-American majority just don't get how things work in Real America.

Brentai · « **Reply #429 on:** November 21, 2008, 12:03:26 PM »

I get the impression she doesn't care anymore. Fuck, she may have even done it on purpose.

Thad · « **Reply #430 on:** November 21, 2008, 11:35:00 PM »

Telegraph: the Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for saying the Beatles were more popular than Jesus.

Only took them 40 years -- hell, that's progress; it took them nine times that to admit they were wrong about Galileo.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #431 on:** November 22, 2008, 02:23:58 AM »

I am somewhat surprised this happened under Palpatine's rule.

JDigital · « **Reply #432 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:50:07 AM »

Catholicism: The Forgiving Church.

Mongrel · « **Reply #433 on:** November 23, 2008, 10:21:48 AM »

Hey, Catholicism has always had that whole "alcohol and pork are a-ok" thing going for them.

Brentai · « **Reply #434 on:** November 23, 2008, 09:08:43 PM »

Yeah, it's scary to think the Christians were the original progressives. Hell, Jesus would probably be straight-up Green Party.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #435 on:** November 25, 2008, 12:07:52 PM »

An acid attack? Sounds more like a cheesy comic book than a news headline.

Arc · « **Reply #436 on:** November 25, 2008, 12:27:47 PM »

Brentai · « **Reply #437 on:** November 25, 2008, 12:31:36 PM »

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A 23-year-old teacher burned in an acid attack on 15 schoolgirls and instructors wants the Afghan government to throw acid on her attackers and then hang them.

Yeah, kill 'em till they're dead.

No, seriously, that's excessive. Hammurabi's law is clear on this; they get to live. So long as they can survive having acid dumped on them 15 times in a row.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #438 on:** November 25, 2008, 07:39:24 PM »

Handicapped girl raped by family, put back in care of family

Catloaf · « **Reply #439 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on November 25, 2008, 12:31:36 PM

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A 23-year-old teacher burned in an acid attack on 15 schoolgirls and instructors wants the Afghan government to throw acid on her attackers and then hang them.

Yeah, kill 'em till they're dead.

No, seriously, that's excessive. Hammurabi's law is clear on this; they get to live. So long as they can survive having acid dumped on them 15 times in a row.

What about cutting off their hands, balls and tongues? (After the first 5 acid douses, before the remaining 10) Otherwise they might just do it again!

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