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Author Topic: What the fuck?  (Read 315361 times)

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #440 on: November 25, 2008, 11:43:44 PM »

Well it's hands for thievery, cock for rape, head for speaking out, heart for murder... ah... I guess using science as a weapon means you cut out their brains.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #441 on: November 27, 2008, 01:22:58 AM »

Free Dr.Pepper coupons until 6pm.  However as of this posting their ENTIRE website is down.

Well that's convenient.  I'm guessing the projected time to restore it is around 6:01pm.

Guns N' Roses lawyer blasts Dr Pepper

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Beverly Hills-based Alan Gutman has written to Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc. president and CEO Larry Young, accusing the company of operating an online redemption scheme that was an "unmitigated disaster which defrauded customers."

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Gutman is demanding that Dr Pepper makes good on its offer by extending the period for the offer; he also wants full-page apologies in the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, USA Today and the Wall Street Journal.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #442 on: November 27, 2008, 02:21:27 AM »

I see one of two things here
A) Guns & Roses, long since forgotten, are desperate for any and all publicity they can get
B) They really fucking want some Dr Pepper.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #443 on: November 27, 2008, 02:59:58 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #444 on: November 27, 2008, 03:30:52 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #445 on: November 27, 2008, 06:18:23 AM »

...and some days the sea is good to me.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #446 on: November 27, 2008, 09:05:41 AM »

THE UNSTOPPABLE HIGGS strikes again!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #447 on: November 27, 2008, 09:18:01 AM »

:wuv: Apparently the line of defense for Ann is that you're a sick fucker if you think it's funny for another human being to suffer pain because you disagree with them.

Quote from: Ann Coulter, quick google for Ann Coulter + Hate
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Post-Election Day Schadenfreude gets better and better.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #448 on: November 27, 2008, 09:41:57 AM »

I'm not celebrating, but only because her inability to talk does not impede her ability to write.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #449 on: November 27, 2008, 09:47:19 AM »

Not a news thing, but there's really no other topic to post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4hqv6USkoU
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #450 on: November 27, 2008, 10:34:33 AM »

...Did Foster's just Rickroll America?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #451 on: November 27, 2008, 11:02:55 AM »

THE UNSTOPPABLE HIGGS strikes again!

The Higgs Boson?

THAT BASTARD!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #452 on: November 27, 2008, 11:49:52 AM »

:wuv: Apparently the line of defense for Ann is that you're a sick fucker if you think it's funny for another human being to suffer pain because you disagree with them.

Oh, did a human being get hurt too?  :nyoro~n:

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #453 on: November 27, 2008, 01:05:49 PM »

...Did Rick Astley just Rickroll America?

About time. Twenty months after the meme's birth, and nearly too late to cash-in.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #454 on: November 27, 2008, 01:22:15 PM »

The expression on his face is worth it, though.  He just cannot believe that he is doing this.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #455 on: November 27, 2008, 01:38:49 PM »

More like he cannot believe that some silly internet joke is making him serious cash. People are buying his CDs and songs because of this.

Hell, I did. Gave my .99 to iTunes for his delicious song.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #456 on: November 27, 2008, 02:35:46 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #457 on: November 27, 2008, 04:13:18 PM »

What, are words like competing to be added into the dictionary or something

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #458 on: November 27, 2008, 06:35:52 PM »

World's oldest pot stash (2700 years old) found in the grave of... a pale-haired blue-eyed guy buried in China.

Not the first time I've heard of buried pot.

Not the first time I've heard of quasi-caucasian guys being found in ancient China.

But, ohhhhhhhh the jokes in combination.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #459 on: November 27, 2008, 06:37:22 PM »

waiting for them to find the grave of the missing link buried with pot
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