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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #760 on: February 23, 2009, 05:08:37 PM »

Only Canadians would get a 'grits' joke, with regard to Liberals...  :sadpanda:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #761 on: February 23, 2009, 05:20:53 PM »

Only Americans would get a 'grits' joke, with regard to color...  :sadpanda:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #762 on: February 23, 2009, 05:22:18 PM »

YOU FAIL.

EH?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #763 on: March 03, 2009, 04:16:51 PM »

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #764 on: March 03, 2009, 04:23:47 PM »

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?

That rhymed.

Oh. I mean people died. How sad.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #765 on: March 03, 2009, 04:25:58 PM »

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?

On the way to the Gaddaffi Stadium of all places.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #766 on: March 03, 2009, 04:41:55 PM »

This is Pakistan, which I understand is lousy with Taliban lately. The Taliban don't believe in sports performances, music, or pretty much any kind of entertainment. They think it is unislamic.

Having fun does not sound like it'd be the most convincing thing to propose to the "jihad against it" committee, but then again, I'm not a radical islamic terrorist, so what do I know.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #767 on: March 03, 2009, 05:03:18 PM »

The Taliban don't believe in sports performances, music, or pretty much any kind of entertainment.
Someone get Kevin Bacon.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #768 on: March 03, 2009, 05:11:09 PM »

I'm not surprised after the loss of the Swat Valley.  Pakistan is starting to lose hard to the Taliban.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #769 on: March 03, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »

So I just glanced at my Google homepage and saw:

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Pakistan hunts militants after deadly crit rocket

Unfortunately, what it actually said was:

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Pakistan hunts militants after deadly cricket attack

 :humpf:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #770 on: March 03, 2009, 06:53:35 PM »

I feel terrible even thinking this, but, uh, aren't the Taliban pretty much D&D goblins by now?

-Low-tech
-Use ambush tactics
-Survive through familiarity with terrain
-Petty
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-Impossible to entirely wipe out
-If you drive them off your land they'll fuck up your neighbors'
-Provide only minimal exp and treasure
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #771 on: March 03, 2009, 07:16:03 PM »

You could say that, or you could say D&D goblins are pretty much any real-life guerilla army.

(Also I don't play D&D but I think they're also technically considered a guerilla force in that too?)
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #772 on: March 03, 2009, 07:45:21 PM »

-Provide only minimal exp and treasure

No no, that is also true.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #773 on: March 03, 2009, 08:22:05 PM »

Yeah, at best you're gonna find the same thing you were killing them with! :whoops:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #774 on: March 03, 2009, 08:25:08 PM »

That, some rugs and Soviet Relics.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #775 on: March 03, 2009, 08:43:54 PM »

I hear the missiles are in their asses.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #776 on: March 04, 2009, 12:53:16 AM »

I think I heard that the England cricket team called off a match in Pakistan for similar reasons. Terror attacks are just not good for sport.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #778 on: March 07, 2009, 12:28:47 AM »

I have a peruvian roomate who has one thing to say about South American Drama which amounts to their version of "TIA". 

This is not surprising since the god-loving bastards spend all their lives upside down..
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #779 on: March 07, 2009, 08:07:07 AM »

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