Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315488 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #760 on:** February 23, 2009, 05:08:37 PM »

Only Canadians would get a 'grits' joke, with regard to Liberals...

sei · « **Reply #761 on:** February 23, 2009, 05:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on February 23, 2009, 05:08:37 PM

Only Americans would get a 'grits' joke, with regard to color...

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Mongrel · « **Reply #762 on:** February 23, 2009, 05:22:18 PM »

YOU FAIL.

EH?

Bal · « **Reply #763 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:16:51 PM »

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?

Lottel · « **Reply #764 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Bal on March 03, 2009, 04:16:51 PM

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?

That rhymed.

Oh. I mean people died. How sad.

Mongrel · « **Reply #765 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Bal on March 03, 2009, 04:16:51 PM

Terrorists shoot up Sri Lanka cricket team in Lahore. What the fuck are terrorists even doing anymore?

On the way to the Gaddaffi Stadium of all places.

Shinra · « **Reply #766 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:41:55 PM »

This is Pakistan, which I understand is lousy with Taliban lately. The Taliban don't believe in sports performances, music, or pretty much any kind of entertainment. They think it is unislamic.

Having fun does not sound like it'd be the most convincing thing to propose to the "jihad against it" committee, but then again, I'm not a radical islamic terrorist, so what do I know.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #767 on:** March 03, 2009, 05:03:18 PM »

Quote from: Shinra on March 03, 2009, 04:41:55 PM

The Taliban don't believe in sports performances, music, or pretty much any kind of entertainment.

Someone get Kevin Bacon.

SCD · « **Reply #768 on:** March 03, 2009, 05:11:09 PM »

I'm not surprised after the loss of the Swat Valley. Pakistan is starting to lose hard to the Taliban.

Fredward · « **Reply #769 on:** March 03, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »

So I just glanced at my Google homepage and saw:

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Pakistan hunts militants after deadly crit rocket

Unfortunately, what it actually said was:

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Pakistan hunts militants after deadly cricket attack

François · « **Reply #770 on:** March 03, 2009, 06:53:35 PM »

I feel terrible even thinking this, but, uh, aren't the Taliban pretty much D&D goblins by now?

-Low-tech
-Use ambush tactics
-Survive through familiarity with terrain
-Petty
-Cruel
-Impossible to entirely wipe out
-If you drive them off your land they'll fuck up your neighbors'
-~~Provide only minimal exp and treasure~~

Brentai · « **Reply #771 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:16:03 PM »

You could say that, or you could say D&D goblins are pretty much any real-life guerilla army.

(Also I don't play D&D but I think they're also technically considered a guerilla force in that too?)

Mongrel · « **Reply #772 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:45:21 PM »

Quote from: ZedPower on March 03, 2009, 06:53:35 PM

-~~Provide only minimal exp and treasure~~

No no, that is also true.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #773 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:22:05 PM »

Yeah, at best you're gonna find the same thing you were killing them with!

SCD · « **Reply #774 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:25:08 PM »

That, some rugs and Soviet Relics.

Brentai · « **Reply #775 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:43:54 PM »

I hear the missiles are in their asses.

JDigital · « **Reply #776 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:53:16 AM »

I think I heard that the England cricket team called off a match in Pakistan for similar reasons. Terror attacks are just not good for sport.

yyler · « **Reply #777 on:** March 07, 2009, 12:07:16 AM »

Nine year old girl is raped by her step father. It's twins! She has an abortion, even though the Catholic church is against the idea.

Catholic church's response? Everyone is excommunicated! Except the rapist, who can just go to jail. And the girl because she is too young to understand.

SCD · « **Reply #778 on:** March 07, 2009, 12:28:47 AM »

I have a peruvian roomate who has one thing to say about South American Drama which amounts to their version of "TIA".

This is not surprising since the god-loving bastards spend all their lives upside down..

Mongrel · « **Reply #779 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:07:07 AM »

Quote from: SCD on March 07, 2009, 12:28:47 AM

"TIA".

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