Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315295 times)

Friday · « **Reply #880 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:21:38 PM »

We don't have fries, sir.

WHAT?!

I'm sorry, sir.

WTF YOU ARE SO FIRED

Romosome · « **Reply #881 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:23:56 PM »

Obama Destroys Local Burger Joint Via Sudden Influx Of Fanboy Tourists

Friday · « **Reply #882 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:26:27 PM »

THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE REPORTS:

President Obama visits local burger join to support small business, orders burger while promoting gay and minority rights. Afterward, saves five puppies from cruel alien experiments and cancer.

FOX NEWS REPORTS:

Socialist Party Leader Osam -- er, Obama visits Hell, does not tip

Bal · « **Reply #883 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:49:22 PM »

Those burgers looked pretty damn good.

Detonator · « **Reply #884 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:00:51 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Friday on May 05, 2009, 09:26:27 PM

FOX NEWS REPORTS:

Socialist Party Leader Osam -- er, Obama visits Hell, does not tip

Those bills he stuck in the tip jar in the video were just green pieces of paper with his own picture on them

Quote from: Bal on May 05, 2009, 09:49:22 PM

Those burgers looked pretty damn good.

I live less than 10 miles from that place. I must remember to visit after the inevitable mobs die down.

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #885 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:11:35 PM »

Seriously, no fries?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #886 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:23:33 PM »

Obama ain't yo' bitch, Rosencracker. Get your own damn fries.

Niku · « **Reply #887 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:30:13 PM »

DEAR INTERNET

STOP MAKING ME WANT A BURGER

Bal · « **Reply #888 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:39:22 PM »

man i want a burger so bad now. all greasy and delicious. some fucking cheese on there.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #889 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:46:32 PM »

I think niku's more interested in fuckable cheese on his burger, bal

Niku · « **Reply #890 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:53:25 PM »

it can be both

A² · « **Reply #891 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:27:54 PM »

http://consumerist.com/5241357/8-million-patient-records-stolen-from-virginia-state-database-held-for-ransom

Brentai · « **Reply #892 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:53:28 PM »

I honestly hope he's not lying about having taken all the backups, seeing as it would be pretty damn easy to figure out who's been stealing things from a physical archive room.

Mongrel · « **Reply #893 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:06:57 AM »

'hackingforprofit@yahoo.com'

JDigital · « **Reply #894 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:31:09 PM »

I usually assume that for every government data theft noticed, there are two or three that go unreported.

Thad · « **Reply #895 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:49:18 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Friday on May 05, 2009, 09:26:27 PM

FOX NEWS REPORTS:

Socialist Party Leader Osam -- er, Obama visits Hell, does not tip

Apparently they have spent substantial time making fun of him for asking for mustard that doesn't suck?

Friday · « **Reply #896 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:54:37 PM »

Well, yeah. If Obama miraculously cured a dying puppy of cancer, Fox News would hang around until that same puppy shat on the floor and do a story about the mess.

Thad · « **Reply #897 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:58:49 PM »

...oh, we have a whole mustard thread.

I'm really running behind here, guys.

Friday · « **Reply #898 on:** May 08, 2009, 10:00:05 PM »

SOCIALIST PUPPY UNABLE TO FIND CAPITALIST MOTIVATION, SHITS ON FLOOR

Mongrel · « **Reply #899 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:41:58 AM »

Quote from: Thad on May 08, 2009, 09:58:49 PM

...oh, we have a whole mustard thread.

I'm really running behind here, guys.

Sorry, I know I don't usually do the splitmerges myself, but this one was kinda obvious.

News:

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