Topic: What the fuck? (Read 328877 times)

Koah · « **Reply #1040 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:12:03 PM »

Parents attempt to cope with schizophrenic child. Said child is six years old.

In related news, God quit and unlocked all the doors before He left.

Kazz · « **Reply #1041 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:48:16 PM »

that is a fascinating story.

i hope they don't cure her. i think she knows something we don't.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1042 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:22:39 PM »

Yeah, what it's like to have too many synapses going off at once to the point where she has an altered state of reality and emotional problems.

Brentai · « **Reply #1043 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:16:43 AM »

She clearly perceives numerical patterns in the world that a human being with standard perceptual filters is not allowed to, and she's having a hard time communicating them. I picked up on a vague sense of what they might mean just from reading that article (haven't watched the video yet). She might calm down a lot if she spends time with someone who has a comparable pattern-memory IQ and can at least attempt to speak her language, although to truly be able to grok it you'd probably have to break your brain the same way hers is.

Basically, have her spend alternate weekends sitting on Stephen Hawking's and J.J. Abrams's laps.

Kazz · « **Reply #1044 on:** July 01, 2009, 05:20:08 AM »

The video makes things a bit clearer. The way her eyes are red with fatigue is telling.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1045 on:** July 01, 2009, 08:00:16 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY

François · « **Reply #1046 on:** July 01, 2009, 08:30:46 AM »

Unknown? They're clearly otyugh larvae; they live in sewers and eat offal.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1047 on:** July 01, 2009, 08:48:34 AM »

So why does it look like someone's colonoscopy video?

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #1048 on:** July 01, 2009, 11:27:15 AM »

Apparently it's some sort of tubifex colony, a type of worm.

Romosome · « **Reply #1049 on:** July 01, 2009, 11:37:46 AM »

Possibly. There's still a bunch of slimy mucus around them and they contract seemingly on cue, and there's that thing that looks like a string pulling on the last one from inside a hole.

Pet theory: It's a viral video but they used actual colonies of tubifex worms, planted there with hollywood slime on them, attached to strings they pull to get them to contract when the camera looks at them!

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1050 on:** July 01, 2009, 11:40:30 AM »

The site mentioned in the description, UFORADAR.COM, just leads to a coming soon page, so yeah, probably some kind of viral thing. Still weird, though.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #1051 on:** July 01, 2009, 11:41:51 AM »

Or, they're just light reactive, since they live in a pitch-black sewer all the time?

Not willing to dismiss the viral theory.

edit: herp a derp not reading new posts too lazy to change what I wrote hurr

sei · « **Reply #1052 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:50:31 PM »

Ukraine outlaws porn. (Non-medicinal porn, anyway.)

What's porn, precious?

Quote from: http://www.kyivpost.com/nation/44052

The only working definition, contained in 2003 legislation, doesn’t offer much guidance to law enforcement. It reads more like a scold to people: “Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honor and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts.”

Mothra · « **Reply #1053 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:13:59 PM »

Cry of the Eastern Boner

SCD · « **Reply #1054 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:27:42 PM »

Ukraine is the most corrupt country I have laid my eyes upon, and was reflected by the soldiers I met in the middle east, who took UN Vehicles and sold them to the local populace (UNDOF - 2006), as well as gasoline up in Lebanon (UNFIL - 2005).

I would not trust them to be able to carry out, or enforce such a regulation, given the already sorry state of the nation.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1055 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:27:30 PM »

First awesome thing about that that article: The gassiness of the article itself.

Second awesome thing about that article: That they chose this pic to run with it:

Third awesome thing about that article: The banner ads for Russian porn sites running along the bottom.

Detonator · « **Reply #1056 on:** July 04, 2009, 10:20:34 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on July 04, 2009, 07:27:30 PM

Second awesome thing about that article: That they chose this pic to run with it:

Hey, give the guy a break, he was poisoned (yes, it does that to your face)

Mongrel · « **Reply #1057 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Detonator on July 04, 2009, 10:20:34 PM

Quote from: Mongrel on July 04, 2009, 07:27:30 PM
Second awesome thing about that article: That they chose this pic to run with it:

Hey, give the guy a break, he was poisoned (yes, it does that to your face)

I know all about the poisoning. I remember following that story closely.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1058 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:28:22 AM »

Büge · « **Reply #1059 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:45:55 AM »

Pregnant inmates shackled while giving birth.

in America!

News:

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