Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315824 times)

Büge · « **Reply #1140 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:47:12 AM »

That reminds me. When are Abigail and Brittany Hensel going to pose nude for Hustler?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1141 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Catloaf on July 15, 2009, 11:48:50 PM

Quote from: Geo T. Hermal on July 15, 2009, 07:17:05 PM
Well, now, hold on here. Human flesh was just one of the many things they are designing it to use as fuel. The idea is that it is going to be able to use pretty much anything you can get it to run. When the thing can run on any kind of conventional fuel, plus cooking oil, etc, biomass is gonna be a last resort. The other thing is, when are you not going to have plenty of plants or wood to fuel it with rather than bodies?

Yes, but the real what the fuck thing is how the article makes it sound like they were considering the thing eating human flesh specifically. So either something that can run on dead people was a request from the pentagon, in which case all this WTF is validated, or ~~Lies Inc.~~FOX news, where the story originated, is to blame for implying such a thing.

Wait, the media might have made something sound more disastrous than it really is? Holy fuck it's like my world just exploded!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1142 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:38:00 PM »

Double post because I just read Mongrel's post.

The Constable in charge of child pornography cases is named "Kidd"?

Brentai · « **Reply #1143 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:40:46 PM »

Of course! Why do you think they call it Kiddy porn?

...what?

...oh.

Well. I guess that works too.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1144 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:43:02 PM »

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE CAPTAIN.

PhoenixUltima · « **Reply #1145 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:55:56 PM »

...Isn't there a video game character called Captain Kidd?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1146 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:09:03 PM »

Quote from: PhoenixUltima on July 16, 2009, 03:55:56 PM

...Isn't there a video game character called Captain Kidd?

Alex · « **Reply #1147 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:08:41 PM »

There is! He's just based off the real one.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1148 on:** July 16, 2009, 06:54:25 PM »

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1149 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:27:27 PM »

I bet PETA's gonna love love LOVE this one!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1150 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:05:17 AM »

Black Harvard professor arrested for breaking into his own home

Long story short, the professor's door was jammed so he had to use a little force, with the help of a cabdriver, to get the door open. A woman, who works for a fund raising magazine at Harvard, reported the "two black males ...trying to force entry." Once police arrived, they did not admit the mistake and then had the gall to arrest the man after the audacity that he might get angry at them accusing him of breaking and entering.

And it's not just the rather obvious racist overtones that is disturbing about this. It's that the police proceeded to arrest him for getting angry at being accused of a crime that never actually happened. How would you feel if police came to your house randomly, accused you of breaking into it, then arrested you when you denied it?

The best bit of the article is this little tidbit:

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Allen Counter, who has taught neuroscience at Harvard for 25 years, said he was stopped on campus by two Harvard police officers in 2004 after being mistaken for a robbery suspect. They threatened to arrest him when he could not produce identification.

Being black at Harvard is apparently suspicion worthy.

Doom · « **Reply #1151 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:13:07 PM »

The best part is that they arrested him after

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Gates said he turned over his driver's license and Harvard ID — both with his photo

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1152 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:48:48 PM »

So the latest blockage from the GOP appears to be on the Surgeon General front, where they are trying to imply that Dr. Regina Benjamin is too fat. This is the actual tactic they are using.

But the best part of it is Fox news, which has decided to use a man by the name of Michael Karolchyk, who runs a fitness place called The Anti-Gym. It's a gym specifically geared towards getting in shape for sex. I'm not sure how that makes it an anti-gym, but there you go. While I'm all for the support of sex or whatever, it's worth noting before going to the website to watch out for lulz.

Oh god it gets so much better

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The Ravish Room turns out to be a sauna that admits only members who have reached a sufficiently low body mass index, but you also have to be screened to so much as join his gym, where motivational techniques include having cupcakes hurled at you on the treadmill, through a questionnaire filled with queries like "Would you rather have your ideal body or an extra $50,000 a year?"

Oh geez holy shit climax

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Two weeks ago the Internal Revenue Service shut down the "Anti-Gym" for non-payment of payroll taxes. Somehow many of the gym's records turned up outside in the trash. CBS4 Investigator Rick Sallinger was alerted and recovered some of them. The documents included information that could be used for anything from identity theft to even blackmail.

The guy was avoiding paying his income taxes. This has an actual layer of irony because of his call for government to legislate what kids can eat.

Oh, man. I'm winded after all of that. I hope it doesn't turn out that he hunts people for sport.

SCD · « **Reply #1153 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:56:31 PM »

Wait, wasn't the whole point of the original weightlifting gig for sheer sex appeal?

I thought the Jarate ads covered those points accuratley.

Brentai · « **Reply #1154 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:01:01 PM »

...fat people have better sex though.

More sensitivity and all that.

yyler · « **Reply #1155 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:05:15 AM »

I don't really know where to put this.

Fox News used Zelda music in a news report recently.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/hall_of_shame/Copy_of_Copy_of_090603_father_and_son

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Doom · « **Reply #1156 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:16:01 AM »

Yeah that's definitely some Zelda 64 friendly little house in a town theme. Huh.

Brentai · « **Reply #1157 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:29:12 AM »

Yeah, the "Hey let me walk into your home and break all your pottery" theme. No wonder the owner is so cheesed off.

Transportation · « **Reply #1158 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:43:03 AM »

Re: yyler

Ahahaha, right before the music starts

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...This is a RIP OFF zone.

McDohl · « **Reply #1159 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:32:31 PM »

Broken link. :(

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