Topic: What the fuck? (Read 315804 times)

yyler · « **Reply #1160 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:37:51 PM »

New link http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/money/job_shop/Copy_of_Copy_of_090603_father_and_son

McDohl · « **Reply #1161 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »

That's...well, I dunno. I would say 'awesome' but lawl faux news

Saturn · « **Reply #1162 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:01:00 PM »

Local fox affiliates are generally a lot better than the national cable network on the NOT MAKING SHIT UP front.

yyler · « **Reply #1163 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:02:38 PM »

They still get instructions on how to spin things, though. Every day.

sei · « **Reply #1164 on:** July 24, 2009, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: Bill Maher, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-not-everything-i_b_244050.html

Prisons used to be a non-profit business, too. And for good reason -- who the hell wants to own a prison? By definition you're going to have trouble with the tenants. But now prisons are big business. A company called the Corrections Corporation of America is on the New York Stock Exchange, which is convenient since that's where all the real crime is happening anyway. The CCA and similar corporations actually lobby Congress for stiffer sentencing laws so they can lock more people up and make more money. That's why America has the world;s largest prison population -- because actually rehabilitating people would have a negative impact on the bottom line.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1165 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:32:22 PM »

Quote from: yyler on July 22, 2009, 02:37:51 PM

New link http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/money/job_shop/Copy_of_Copy_of_090603_father_and_son

Did no one else notice 3:31?

yyler · « **Reply #1166 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:35:21 PM »

I stopped after the Zelda music. What is that? I don't recognize it.

Brentai · « **Reply #1167 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:52:11 PM »

Isn't Popcorn public domain now?

Brentai · « **Reply #1168 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:58:06 PM »

Radio Shack soon to be universally confused with a gentlemen's club.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #1169 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:15:16 AM »

Whatever strip joint they name themselves after, I doubt I'll be able to find any decent electronic components in those overgrown cell phone kiosks.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1170 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:08:41 AM »

JUDGEMENT FAIL

_{(During a poorly-conceived TV stunt, 14 year old girl reveals she was raped. Reaction from DJ orchestrating stunt is spectacularly retarded)}

Classic · « **Reply #1171 on:** August 03, 2009, 01:35:13 PM »

For whatever reason, I always read "Kiosk" as "Koisk" and have the compulsion to mispronounce the word appropriately.

Verde · « **Reply #1172 on:** August 03, 2009, 02:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on August 03, 2009, 11:08:41 AM

JUDGEMENT FAIL

_{(During a poorly-conceived TV stunt, 14 year old girl reveals she was raped. Reaction from DJ orchestrating stunt is spectacularly retarded)}

Pretty sure it was a radio stunt, although that doesn't change the point whatsoever. When I listened to it I wasn't so much shocked by the "I was raped when I was twelve" as much as I was confused by what they were actually expecting to happen and how they could've thought it'd end up being funny.

1. Question young girl about her sexual experiences live on radio in a faked situation that would cause her stress.
2. ?
3. Win shitpiles of awards for orchestrating the most hilarious stunt ever what could possibly go wrong guys.

Büge · « **Reply #1173 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:27:22 AM »

Quote from: Mongrel on August 03, 2009, 11:08:41 AM

JUDGEMENT FAIL

_{(During a poorly-conceived TV stunt, 14 year old girl reveals she was raped. Reaction from DJ orchestrating stunt is spectacularly retarded)}

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Brentai · « **Reply #1174 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:25:10 AM »

It's really the followup question that changes the public opinion from "That was a mistake." to "Fuck you."

Transportation · « **Reply #1175 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:31:37 AM »

Here is the actual transcript:

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Mum: OK. Have you had sex?

Daughter: [quieter] I’ve already told you the story of this. And don’t look at me and smile, because it’s not funny. [louder, announcing with bravado] OH, OK. I got raped when I was twelve years old.

[silence]

Kyle: Right. And is that the, is that the only experience you’ve had?

Mum: I only found out about that, um, a couple of months ago. Yes, I knew about that.

Daughter: And yet you still asked me the question.

Mum: The question was, have you had sex other than that.

Jackie: [name bleeped] I’m really sorry, we didn’t actually know that that was the case, and I think that we might actually abort this segment. I had no idea that you’ve been through that, so I’m really sorry. And we’ll just let you off the hook, I think. I think it’s best not to continue. Are you alright? It’s ok, you just take a breather, it’s fine.

We always have counselling services here. [Name bleeped] Have you had any counselling over this issue?

Mum: No, she’ hasn’t.

Jackie: OK, well we have all the right people in place if you need any help or support in regards to that. Which it sounds like you might. I’m really sorry; I had no idea that this had happened to you. I don’t think we would have gone ahead with that had we known.

OK honey, we’ll just let you go for a while.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that that was…

Kyle: OK, Mum, sorry. Look we needed to, we, that’s something we probably should have known before we started this.

It honestly sounds like his brain just short circuited and said something dumb before registering what he just heard.

Also that mother is CARTOONISHLY EVIL.

Brentai · « **Reply #1176 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:55:16 AM »

Okay I don't know if that was a live broadcast or what but whoever was beeping her name really ought to have just leaned on that button until everyone cleared the studio.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1177 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:02:25 AM »

Quote from: Transportation on August 04, 2009, 09:31:37 AM

Here is the actual transcript:

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Mum: OK. Have you had sex?

Daughter: [quieter] I’ve already told you the story of this. And don’t look at me and smile, because it’s not funny. [louder, announcing with bravado] OH, OK. I got raped when I was twelve years old.

[silence]

Kyle: Right. And is that the, is that the only experience you’ve had?

Mum: I only found out about that, um, a couple of months ago. Yes, I knew about that.

Daughter: And yet you still asked me the question.

Mum: The question was, have you had sex other than that.

Jackie: [name bleeped] I’m really sorry, we didn’t actually know that that was the case, and I think that we might actually abort this segment. I had no idea that you’ve been through that, so I’m really sorry. And we’ll just let you off the hook, I think. I think it’s best not to continue. Are you alright? It’s ok, you just take a breather, it’s fine.

We always have counselling services here. [Name bleeped] Have you had any counselling over this issue?

Mum: No, she’ hasn’t.

Jackie: OK, well we have all the right people in place if you need any help or support in regards to that. Which it sounds like you might. I’m really sorry; I had no idea that this had happened to you. I don’t think we would have gone ahead with that had we known.

OK honey, we’ll just let you go for a while.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that that was…

Kyle: OK, Mum, sorry. Look we needed to, we, that’s something we probably should have known before we started this.

It honestly sounds like his brain just short circuited and said something dumb before registering what he just heard.

Also that mother is CARTOONISHLY EVIL.

Huh, that's probably right, as likely as not. I suppose that thinking the segment was a good idea in the first place was still a failure of judgement, but that hardly makes him A BRUTAL SLAVERING MONSTER. He scrambles to save himself, but it's too late. Just kind of sad all around.

And yeah, WTF is with that kid's mother.

Quote from: Brentai on August 04, 2009, 09:55:16 AM

Okay I don't know if that was a live broadcast or what but whoever was beeping her name really ought to have just leaned on that button until everyone cleared the studio.

Looks like yet another argument for the 15 second live-feed delay. At least when PLAYING WITH FIRE.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1178 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:31:25 AM »

The girl isn't a Japanese schoolgirl is she? Because according to the internet, there's nothing they like more than being raped. That's the only situation where the mother's actions could be excusable in the slightest.

Brentai · « **Reply #1179 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:51:34 AM »

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