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Author Topic: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 3  (Read 7122 times)

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Bongo Bill

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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero game-playing thread
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2010, 11:06:57 PM »

...Okay. Haven't gotten Kazz' account yet, either.

Shall we play with seven?
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero game-playing thread
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2010, 05:59:52 PM »

I'll take that as a yes. Roles are being rolled.

Seven players: four normal innocents, two body-snatchers, one seer.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero game-playing thread
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2010, 06:23:04 PM »

BRONTO ISLAND, SOUTH PACIFIC

1938 B.C.

WEDNESDAY

excerpt from the jungle diary of an anonymous priest

A great fire has fallen from the sky. This is surely an omen of ill portent. For behold: Our Volcano God, Sharkû, has told me in secret that with the fire came two heavenly attackers, who steal souls. They have taken the souls of two of the seven villagers, and they wish to steal that of Sharkû.

The Witch Doctor has herbs which permit him to determine whether a person's soul has been stolen, a ritual which can be performed only at night. Tonight, before the invaders can strike, he is using this power. However, he may keep this knowledge to himself. After all, anyone can be one of them. Even you. Even me...!

Night 0 is underway. On Night 0, only the Witch Doctor (Seer) may act.

There are seven cannibals on the island:
KING RAMSES, whose true name is Transportation
Kuumba, whose true name is SCD
Ra-Kel, whose true name is LaserBeing
Black Guy, whose true name is Rygaron
Savage, whose true name is Friend
A Cannibal, whose true name is Newbie
That Bitch From Avatar, whose true name is Frocto

Of the seven, two are body-snatchers, and one is the witch doctor. Once Day 1 begins, it will take four votes to throw someone into the volcano.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2010, 09:19:12 PM »

It is now Day 1. It takes four votes to throw someone into the volcano.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2010, 08:51:57 AM »

Okay, screw the first vote pause. Someone's going to die, and they're probably going to be innocent, but I rather start the bandwagon based off nothing than wait for nothing. King Ramses' name happens to be listed first.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2010, 09:40:42 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zaJdq0VUtk

I thought about voting for someone else to appear less suspicious, but dragging King Ramses and/or  Day 1 out unnecessarily to appear less suspicious is not the BLUE DUDE way! Iyayayayayaya!

I had the best idea for this game. If you don't want to be body-snatched, remember that the body-snatcher has to emulate your posting style. Make your posts literally as annoying as possible to make and you're safe, hence why I will be posting the absolute worst Avatar-related videos and images I can find each time I post.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2010, 10:38:24 AM »

I'm not going to vote for him until he gets a chance to have his say.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2010, 01:29:43 PM »

Is there any reason why sacrificing a Fruit-flavored artificial sacrifice would not be the reasonable way to go on the first night?
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2010, 02:08:20 PM »

That rule is not present in this version, I'm sorry to say. Toned down the complexity, y'see.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2010, 05:38:36 PM »

A Cannibal has a point. We should give King Ramses a chance to talk before we toss him in the volcano
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2010, 05:16:48 PM »

So uh, me was like, fighting this like giant turtle earlier and me got to like, thinking? You know? And me was like, if there two sky-people, and seven normal us-people, that mean we only have like little time to kill sky-people? 'Cause like, me totally not good at stick-counting, but it seems me that like, if we not kill sky-person today, and like one of us get kill in sleep, that mean by rule of cannibal dumocracy it will take uh (one... two...) three, like three vote to throw someone in volcano? And that mean sky-people gonna have like, voting majority? 'Cause there gonna be like two thems? And then beloved island dumocracy gonna become like instrument of terror?

Anyway so me think like Black Guy is sky-person 'cause him want kill fast with no think?
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2010, 07:14:25 AM »

YES INDEED HAVING A CONVULUTED POSTING STYLE FAVORS US.

HOWEVER IT IS NOT VERY FORTUITOUS TO LYNCH ME AS BLACK GUY DID NOT EVEN HAVE THE BRAIN FORTITUDE TO USE A CHAOTIC TALLY GENERATOR AND THUS WOULD ONLY BE ENTOMBED IN THE SMALLEST OF SHACK PYRAMIDS FOR HIS LYING CONIVANCES AND FOUL TRICKS.

THOSE WHO VOTE FOR ME SHALL SUFFER MY CURSE.

HERE IS SOME POLISH POP MUSIC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtOlFLd4MII
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2010, 07:52:50 AM »

Is it a fair and reasonable werewolf tactic to not vote for someone because their posts are funny?

If someone says yes, I will vote for Black Guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8doMYTl_Gk4
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2010, 08:55:46 AM »

Anyway so me think like Black Guy is sky-person 'cause him want kill fast with no think?
Twelve hours after the start post is not fast. In fact, that's why I gave in and had the first post even though there's a good chance of bandwagoning against, because nothing was happening.

As for reasoning? If I make a random vote, there's a 2/7 chance that's an alien. If I wait for someone else to make the random vote, and an alien takes the move, then that's a guaranteed inno kill.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2010, 02:08:53 PM »

IF WE CONSIDER THE TRUTHS THAT I HAVE BOTH SPOKEN AND THAT MY OATH TO SPEAK HAS BEEN FULFILLED THEN THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE SILENCE OF OUR PEERS BEYOND SEEDING THEIR SOIL BETWEEN HARVEST SEASONS. I HAVE SEEN UNWHIPPED HEBREWS WITH MORE WORK ETHIC.

FOR YOUR SLOTH YOU SHALL SUFFER MY SECOND CURSE.

HERE IS SOME POLISH RAP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs-x_7WMAks
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2010, 09:15:22 PM »

Polish rap is the work of wolves, King
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2010, 09:27:07 PM »

Well, if we can't trust Black Guy, who can we trust? Sorry, King Ramses. Also, your reason for revenge voting Black Guy was pretty bleh anyways, so whatever.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2010, 07:47:27 AM »

Well, if we can't trust Black Guy, who can we trust? Sorry, King Ramses. Also, your reason for revenge voting Black Guy was pretty bleh anyways, so whatever.

THE SON OF RA IS BEFUDDLED AT THIS STATEMENT. IS THE SAVAGE PARTICIPATING IN SOME ESOTERIC IRONY? THE HALLS OF MY TOMB ARE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER OVER THIS FALLACY.

ADMITTEDLY THEY ARE RATHER NARROW DUE TO ENGINEERING CONCERNS, BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

BLACK GUY CHOSE ME BASED ON BEING FIRST IN AN ITENARY. THE NILE HAS SEEN STRANGER THINGS, BUT THE FACT THAT HALF OF OUR POPULATION HAS SEIZED UPON IT LIKE NUBILE TOMB RAIDERS IS AN OMEN.

AND YOU HAVE CHOSEN ME TO BE THE SACRIFICE IN YOUR HYSTERIA.

YOU FOOLISH OUTSIDERS FROM HYPERBOREA TO NUBIA TO THE CELESTIAL SPHERES HAVE NOT HEEDED MY WARNINGS.

YOU HAVE NOT RETURNED THE SLAB.

NOW SUFFER MY FINAL CURSE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTr62u-6aqo
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2010, 08:25:11 AM »



Sorry, Ramses is too cool. I don't give a shit if he's a fucking wolf, I am being played like a fiddle and loving every second of it.

Black Guy.
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Re: Krazy Kannibals Zero DAY 1
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »

Put the brakes on, because it's time to vote for Savage.
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