I fucking love you, Burrito.
Anyway, serious faces:
Resident Evil 4 for being nothing short OF THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE. In the event aliens come to Earth and they have no frame of reference or context for establishing what a video game IS, you show them this fucking masterpiece. It has ZOMBIES, it has RESCUING THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER, it has a SHOP where you can buy GUNS BUT NOT AMMO and it has RIDING A JETSKI out of AN EXPLODING ISLAND FORTRESS. Nothing more video game has ever been produced by man's hands.
Phoenix Wright 3 for somehow not only having a better story than Phoenix Wright 1, but having a story that arcs over all five cases, without losing steam. Also the only game to feature the line, [spoiler]"Okay, we've exorcised the demonic spirit of your dead girlfriend. [/spoiler]NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF!"
Killer7 for Smile. This game hurt me.
Snake Eater for:
"Twelve shots."
"Pretty... Good..."
"All that's left for you to take is my life."
"We're men... With names!"
Seriously, there are enough FIST-PUMPING moments in this game to induce RSI.
Silent Hill 2 for being a game that, at the end of the day, has a simplistic, emotional and masterfully told story that literally every human being on the planet can understand, enjoy and become a better person by experiencing.