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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48744 times)

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #120 on: August 21, 2008, 01:04:43 PM »

So anyway, I like 151 and Coke.

The perfect combination for when you want to become instantly inebriated, but need to concentrate on something else than your drink. Like thesis statements, or girlfriend issues.

Bingo.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #121 on: August 21, 2008, 01:11:22 PM »

Wait, seriously? I can just shove the half-empty bottle of Kir Crown Royale in a box, pad it, and just treat it as a DVD?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #122 on: August 21, 2008, 01:15:06 PM »

Hell no.

Liquor shipping laws vary by state.  I tried a while ago to get ahold of the allowed from/to states list but apparently that's not something the Internet wants you to know.

Best just to give up and save it for when you want to get some boy drunk.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #123 on: August 21, 2008, 01:16:53 PM »

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #124 on: August 21, 2008, 01:37:32 PM »

Or you could make it an awesome excuse to tool cross country to hang with your buddy.

But that will be like, your once every two-three years vacation.. so...
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #125 on: August 21, 2008, 02:02:07 PM »

Or you could make it an awesome excuse to tool cross country to hang with your buddy.

What, with an open whiskey bottle in the car?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #126 on: August 21, 2008, 02:09:16 PM »

That, and about a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine...
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #127 on: August 21, 2008, 03:22:17 PM »

The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #128 on: August 21, 2008, 04:01:37 PM »

No more of that talk or I'll put the leeches on you.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #129 on: August 21, 2008, 05:37:22 PM »

...I missed something.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #130 on: August 21, 2008, 07:27:25 PM »

You missed the GDC!

...Nobody knows what I mean when I say that anymore, do they?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #131 on: August 21, 2008, 08:44:16 PM »

I just kind of assumed it was a pop literature reference, you kings of Maine, you princes of New England.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2008, 04:05:12 AM »


Heeeeeere we are
Born to be Kings
We're the princes of the UuuuuniverseNew England
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #133 on: August 22, 2008, 05:47:25 AM »

Grape sauce is pretty OK. ::D:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #134 on: August 23, 2008, 07:12:39 PM »

Or you could make it an awesome excuse to tool cross country to hang with your buddy.

What, with an open whiskey bottle in the car?

Just so you know, you can travel with an open container as long is its not in the cab (put it in the trunk) however, in some states it also has to be 'trash' so just throw a trash bag around it for good measure.

Now you too can drive cross country to get drunk with your friends!
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #135 on: August 23, 2008, 07:31:55 PM »

however, in some states it also has to be 'trash'
::(:
so just throw a trash bag around it for good measure.

Now you too can drive cross country to get drunk with your friends!
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #136 on: August 23, 2008, 08:37:20 PM »

Went to a party for a big client.  His wife made some truly horrible concoction that she called, very simply and accurately, "Poison", which is apparently a mixture of vodka, pure god damn evil and a twist of watermelon juice.  I only had half a cup.  It's only been two hours and I feel like I've got a two-alarm hangover.  I don't even want to know what the hell I'm going to feel like in the morning, but since I'm not, ah, stocked for events like this I've already gotten my survival journey to McDonald's planned out.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #137 on: August 23, 2008, 08:40:14 PM »

In Illinois, if you can demonstrably prove you cannot reach your opened alcohol, you are also let off the hook. An extremely fat man got off because he proved to a judge that there was no physical way for him to acquire his open drink.

Officers in most states are technically limited by what they can search, when, and why. Illinois offers many protections to suitcases, etc., esp. if they are in the trunk. Of course, police officers are often stymied because THEY DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THE FUCKING LAWS THEY ARE ENFORCING, AND SO WILL JUST DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT, COLLECTING ILLEGAL/USELESS EVIDENCE.

That's the limit if Classic's hand-me-down knowledge.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #138 on: August 23, 2008, 09:06:23 PM »

When I was younger, my grandparents got this bottle of Crown Royale from a neighborfriend, and they gave me the purple bag for it and I loved the shit out of it. Does Crown Royale still come in those purple cloth bags?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #139 on: August 23, 2008, 09:13:10 PM »

Yes, and I love those bags too.

...oh shit that makes me gay doesn't it?
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