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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #180 on: December 31, 2008, 09:16:27 PM »

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this thread doubles as the "hey, post here when you're drunk!" thread.  I mean, I could go back and read through the thread a little but, y'know... effort.

That said, I have three Mike's Hard Lemonades in me - a 50% increase in inebriative fluidity! - and I am well and highly impaired (an interesting side effect of my being remarkably underweight and too poor to maintain a well-stocked store of spirits).  Not so impaired that it has any sort of detrimental effect on my typing (or my extravagant loquaciousness; indeed, if anything, it only exacerbates it to levels unseen to a more lucid mind) or on my self-delusion of me being one interesting motherfucker, though the former could merely be a side effect of playing FPSes that my computer can only run at frame rates which would reduce lesser men to vomiting and migraines.  Typing with self-inflicted lag, if you will.

Another interesting point seems to be that I am, in fact, a happy drunk.  Either that, I was in a good mood prior to inebriation, or I am an angry and/or sad drunk and, when compounded with my normal levels of ire and/or melancholy, it merely wraps around to the extreme end.  Certainly nothing worth maintaining over the long term - indeed, I seem to be at my best when my rage is focused upon something - but interesting to note nonetheless.

After some contemplation I feel the need to question why, precisely, one always believes that one's state of impairment is a matter which requires deep public scrutiny.  Perhaps, after the destruction of the ego barriers that inebriation provides, selflessness is the first thing to be cast aside.

On a more personal note, I regret that there's no women to grope.  On second thought, no, I don't; doing so would be unseemly and ungentlemanly.  But I suppose I could ask first; even if one is a lech there's no cost involved in being polite about it.

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I also appear to be a chatty drunk.  Now observe as I return in several hours' time and immediately regret what I hath inscribed upon the vast expanse of the Internet.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #181 on: December 31, 2008, 09:20:11 PM »

I'm not drunk.

Well fuck it.  I did m'best.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #182 on: January 01, 2009, 01:05:37 AM »

This was the best new year's day ever.  I'm sure I won't be thinking this in the morning.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #183 on: January 01, 2009, 10:58:34 AM »

It wasn't so much that I drank too much beer as that I didn't drink enough water.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #184 on: January 01, 2009, 12:14:55 PM »

For most people, waking up with a splitting headache is called a hangover.  For me, it's called waking up.

Honestly, I think the worst part was waking up every two hours with a dry mouth.  Although I seem to be waking up every two hours normally these days, which is great when you're trying to record a long string of movies on TV but can't afford a TiVo.  When you're trying to get some sleep, though?  Not so much.

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Holy shit, I'm a total ponce when I'm drunk.  More so than usual, even.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #185 on: January 01, 2009, 09:44:07 PM »

It wasn't so much that I drank too much beer as that I didn't drink enough water.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #186 on: January 01, 2009, 10:36:04 PM »

It wasn't so much that I drank too much beer as that I didn't drink enough water.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #187 on: January 02, 2009, 04:58:23 AM »

I got some sort of eye infection going and decided to stop drinking anything but water in case alcohol or caffeine makes it worse. Ho hum.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #188 on: January 05, 2009, 08:48:25 AM »

Alcohol kills bacteria.

Drop some whiskey into your tear ducts.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #189 on: January 08, 2009, 08:09:20 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmRQD07HV0

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #190 on: January 10, 2009, 05:54:33 AM »

So I had a New Year's party last night, seeing as how I'm back in Montreal.

This is the first time my natural hangover resistance has failed me. Urrgh. :sadpanda:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #191 on: January 10, 2009, 10:27:04 AM »

:asplanned: And the brand of toxin to bring down the FredBeast was... ?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #192 on: January 12, 2009, 11:21:50 AM »

I ran the gamut. Beer, vodka, jello vodka (lawl girls), Sambuca, beer... I think the kicker was a drink my large Lebanese friend made me, which he dubbed the "Irish New Year". It was composed of 75% Sambuca, 10% Bailey's, 15% Vodka, and all pain. :facepalm:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #193 on: February 12, 2009, 08:28:35 PM »

Dogfish Head,
Kind of amazing brewery.
Tasted a few sips of their World Wide Stout. Wow.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #194 on: February 12, 2009, 08:54:52 PM »

dogfish head is an amazing brewery with an annoying habit of trying to make beer too strong.  their barleywine goes beyond awful and their highest content (120minute) ipa is like taking a shot with every sip.

i still love their 60 and 90minute ipas, and they have the second best pumpkin seasonal i've ever had.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #195 on: February 12, 2009, 08:59:11 PM »

You know, I don't drink, but some of the beers at Volo in downtown Toronto could convince me. In particular, there was a quite palatable black cherry beer. My friends thought it was too bitter.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #196 on: February 12, 2009, 09:35:09 PM »

...I would say being strong is sort of the POINT of Dogfish Head, but yeah, it does tend to limit how much you can drink at a time.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #197 on: February 13, 2009, 03:13:03 PM »

i was under the impression they were going for "good beer" not "liquor-tasting garbage that will get you drunk".  high grav is not a problem, but it needs to taste decent if you want to get any props as a good beer/brewery.  that's why only their lower abv beers are really worthwhile.  unlike some strong beers, dogfish can't seem to remove the alcohol taste from their stronger booze.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #198 on: February 13, 2009, 03:24:51 PM »

I hate love to be a prick, but isn't that the point of an IPA? Isn't Dogfish Head's claim to fame unusually potent examples of whatever they brew? I'm not well-versed in expensive beer drinking, and couldn't claim to be an expert.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #199 on: February 13, 2009, 03:42:53 PM »

I hate it when other programmers talk about how much they love Rum & Coke because it reminds me of how much I love Rum & Coke and pretty soon it's YO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S FBLOODALCOHOL++
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