Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING. (Read 46022 times)

Classic · « **Reply #200 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:03:18 PM »

I skip the coke myself.

Brentai · « **Reply #201 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:08:41 PM »

Bah, I drink it for the Coke.

Consuming alcohol is an unfortunate requirement for getting drunk.

Classic · « **Reply #202 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:09:48 PM »

But the intense feeling of pain as your throat is burned out and your brain screams at death! Don't you hate yourself!? Is everything I thought I knew about you a lie?

Ocksi · « **Reply #203 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:12:42 PM »

Quote from: Classic Is On Bandwagon on February 13, 2009, 03:24:51 PM

I ~~hate~~ love to be a prick, ~~but~~ isn't that the point of an IPA? Isn't Dogfish Head's claim to fame unusually potent examples of whatever they brew? I'm ~~not~~ well-versed in expensive beer drinking, and ~~couldn't claim to be~~ an expert.

ipa is just a super hoppy, very bitter beer. you typically can't taste the alcohol in them. they do run a bit stronger than your average gas station selection, but that's the case with virtually all decent beers.

Brentai · « **Reply #204 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:15:06 PM »

Quote from: Classic Is On Bandwagon on February 13, 2009, 04:09:48 PM

Don't you hate yourself!? Is everything I thought I knew about you a lie?

At what point did you ever get the idea that I wasn't 100% positive that my cock is the the reason for the universe's continued existence?

Seriously there's like this chick from the future and this hot alien robot and this guy okay that's kind of gay but anyway they all came to make sure my cock doesn't get bored because when my cock gets bored it ejaculates alternate realities and shit.

This is pretty good stuff by the way.

Classic · « **Reply #205 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:43:20 PM »

I only suspected it when you copped to still using WinAmp.
It was when you started voluntarily drinking that rancid shit called "Coke" that clinched it.
Pepsi forever.

Thad · « **Reply #206 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:46:06 PM »

...I am okay with drinking alcohol that tastes like alcohol.

Brentai · « **Reply #207 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Classic Is On Bandwagon on February 13, 2009, 04:43:20 PM

Pepsi forever.

Pepsi: Endorsed by Classic.

Koah · « **Reply #208 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:57:00 PM »

I always thought you more for Coca-Cola, Classic.

Brentai · « **Reply #209 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:52:57 PM »

...oh jeez I finally got that. I'm drunk.

Mongrel · « **Reply #210 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:48:37 PM »

Delirium Tremens.

The drink, I mean.

Classic · « **Reply #211 on:** February 19, 2009, 10:28:06 PM »

Hm, I'm a little bit drunk again.
Again its mostly due to a 14% doppelbock, I'll look up the name later.
Pretty sweet. Though I have to say that roast beef is kind of a wuss when it comes to dealing with sweet flavors, even though he so loves sour and bitter.

Fredward · « **Reply #212 on:** February 22, 2009, 03:28:08 AM »

A water bottle (Pure. Fucking. Class.) filled with 1/4 Bombay Sapphire and 3/4 OJ, and 3 bottles of surpisingly delicious 8% beer (it has a gnome on the label!), and I am pretty well tossed. What the hell happened? After the Birthday Incident, my system must be a lot weaker.

Kazz · « **Reply #213 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:10:17 AM »

YOU KNOW HOW GROSS IT IS TO GO INTO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER AND PRESS THEM AGAINST YOUR FACE AND INHALE SO DEEPLY THAT YOU CAN SMELL YOUR GRANDPA'S COCK

THAT'S HOW GROSS IPAS ARE

Mongrel · « **Reply #214 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:13:35 AM »

I'm no fan of IPAs myself, but still...

Classic · « **Reply #215 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:09:26 AM »

Note to self:
Kazz is easily overpowered by strong flavor and the flavor of alcohol.
Do not bring Chilis, Curries, or "Anything out of the Indian Cookbook".
Do not mix screwdrivers to the Roast Beef standard. Mix them like Starbucks Lattes.

EDIT:

Roast Beef's standard gives you a minimum ratio of 2:1 crap:good stuff. Starbucks gives you a maximum of 5:1 without charging you extra.

Thad · « **Reply #216 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »

Kazz is apparently as big a wuss about beer as he is about chili!

McDohl · « **Reply #217 on:** February 22, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »

Maybe that's why he kicked the beer in to the back of your head.

Kazz · « **Reply #218 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:43:13 PM »

Quote from: Thad on February 22, 2009, 01:49:42 PM

Kazz is apparently as big a wuss about dicks in his ass as he is about huge, big wangs slapping him all over the face!

Classic · « **Reply #219 on:** February 22, 2009, 07:14:31 PM »

I'm not sure what these new confessions have to do with the topic at hand, Kazz.

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