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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48782 times)

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #260 on: June 28, 2009, 02:21:54 PM »

I have a tendency to accept stupid bets involving alcohol, those are the only times I've been uncontrollably drunk.

On the flipside, stupid alcohol bets are sort of fun.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #261 on: June 28, 2009, 02:30:57 PM »

Rygaron's easy steps to drinking for free at a party:

1) Have a good tolerance (if you don't have this, complete steps 2 and 3b until you do)

2) Find someone with a bottle and offer to go one-for-one with them. If they're a slow drinker, wait until they're talking to people and offer the next shot so they can feel like they'll be manning up.

3a) Wait until they pass out and finish the bottle.

3b) Pass out and have bad things done to you.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #262 on: June 29, 2009, 05:03:18 PM »

Okay, you know how I blurt out shit that is probably best kept to myself even when sober?  After a couple drinks, fuggeddaboutit.  (This is probably a contributing factor to my old friends not inviting me to parties anymore.)

Thought I embarrassed my girlfriend in front of her mom last night, because there was definitely some TMI going on there.  Turns out she wasn't embarrassed, so that's good.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #263 on: June 30, 2009, 10:23:11 PM »

Detonator to Kazz over Ventrilo 5 minutes ago.


You should drink more
:advice:
It makes you happy!
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #264 on: July 11, 2009, 01:08:21 AM »

I think I might have lost the ability to get drunk.

I've noticed it only recently (see Stush returns for the last time I was intoxicated) but tonight had very serious intentions to and failed. Consuming enough to give some fear of alcohol poisoning (a full fifth of Jack Daniel's, pint of Jim Beam, and countless shots of some horrible flavor of Bacardi) doesn't even make me tipsy.

I don't know if this means I should cut back or go around the world as a mercenary ending wars by challenging the enemy to drinking contests.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #265 on: July 12, 2009, 09:12:10 PM »

Turns out I was wrong. A spider egg that was in my room on my ceiling exploded and rained baby spiders on to me (my 3rd worst nightmare, behind spiders laying eggs in an open wound and gaining the ability to rationalize nothingness) and I learned that twenty shots of Jack in under a half hour can still get me drunk enough to pretend it didn't happen.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #266 on: July 12, 2009, 09:21:40 PM »







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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #267 on: July 12, 2009, 09:41:55 PM »

Brentai, I am glad you responded because it was your story of outdrinking a frat that has been my major drive to have an unbelievable tolerance. I want to hang out with you.

Anything else you want me to drunkenly reveal?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #268 on: July 12, 2009, 09:58:39 PM »

I actually got hit pretty hard by drinking an altogether standard glass of Glenfiddich on the rocks much too fast last night.  Just goes to show that five years of more or less apathetic abstinence can indeed erase what you built up in your "hey keeping an entire bottle of pure alcohol around for when you're too drunk to realize it's not for direct consumption is an excellent idea" days.

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You know what?  Fuck that.  I'm gonna go pour myself a scotch.

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15 MINS LATER EDIT: I just drank that shit and rfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Rygaron don't be like me.

Don't me bike leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #269 on: July 16, 2009, 07:52:21 PM »

So in a move to try and keep me together over the past semester (which failed, BTW! Cheers everyone!) I've been put on Paxil.

Apparently, not only does Paxil do some seriously funky shit with your blood pressure (I needed to be revived with ammonia after a small blood drawing) it completely fucks your tolerance for alcohol. As such, I "tied" a tiny 110lbs. Asian girl when she came by to get drunk with me.

The game ended at about 10 drinks, 1 Beer ("low" content) + 1 Irish Carbomb + 6 shots hard liquor straight + 4 shots hard liquor mixed. I enjoyed the evening pretty well though.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #270 on: July 16, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »

Think of it this way: you'll save quite a bit of money.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #271 on: July 16, 2009, 07:55:29 PM »

:nyoro~n: But most of my income came from winning drinking contests.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #272 on: July 17, 2009, 04:49:16 AM »

Just start entering reverse-drinking contests.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #273 on: July 18, 2009, 11:59:00 PM »

Sherry is $8 per 750ml bottle here (compare $10+/six-pack). I think I have a new favourite "gettin drank" material. :perfect:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #274 on: July 19, 2009, 01:12:57 AM »

That is terrible.  You're terrible. ::(:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #275 on: July 19, 2009, 01:13:35 AM »

fuxck yuop
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #276 on: July 24, 2009, 11:23:24 AM »

I'm almost out of tequilla!  THIS WILL NOT STAND! :MENDOZAAAAA:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #277 on: July 24, 2009, 11:27:24 AM »

Not after drinking all the tequila it won't.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #278 on: July 24, 2009, 11:28:15 AM »

I dunno watchu talkin' 'bout :>_>:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #279 on: July 24, 2009, 11:30:41 AM »

*light push*
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