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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48877 times)

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #380 on: February 19, 2010, 11:45:06 PM »

My attempts to get MCE drunk are failing.
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« Reply #381 on: February 20, 2010, 12:39:54 AM »

MVR's bf is hppf sy d[r;;omh/

EDIT: this joke will not make sense to those of you not using QWERTY keyboards.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #382 on: February 20, 2010, 12:52:41 AM »

That joke was bad.

Also, I lied, I'm drunk now.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #383 on: February 20, 2010, 01:03:52 AM »

I'm out of liquor.

You guys are dikss.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #384 on: February 20, 2010, 01:05:13 AM »

Your mom is dicks.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #385 on: February 20, 2010, 01:05:18 AM »

Oh burn.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #386 on: February 20, 2010, 01:06:00 AM »

1) Take a shot when I say something stupid
2) Get alcohol poisoning
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #387 on: February 20, 2010, 01:46:19 AM »

this is the bf,

mce is clearly out of her mind as evidenced by the previous posts, please disregard all slander regarding my spaghetti preferences.

my favorite part of this is picturing mce (i think of her as sounding kinda squeaky) cupping her hand over her mouth and speaking in as deep of a voice as she can to pretend she is really two people

i don't care how it really went down that's how i saw it
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #388 on: February 20, 2010, 02:18:43 AM »

Now all I can see is MCE beating off over herself.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #389 on: February 20, 2010, 09:38:13 AM »

this is the bf,

mce is clearly out of her mind as evidenced by the previous posts, please disregard all slander regarding my spaghetti preferences.

my favorite part of this is picturing mce (i think of her as sounding kinda squeaky) cupping her hand over her mouth and speaking in as deep of a voice as she can to pretend she is really two people

i don't care how it really went down that's how i saw it

Though it would be very impressive for MCE to start to type perfectly legibly just by pretending to be someone who's not (as) drunk.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #390 on: February 20, 2010, 12:47:07 PM »

self-hypnosis
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #391 on: February 20, 2010, 05:40:01 PM »

Girls on the internet don't have to lie about boyfriends. They're beating guys off with sticks onto themselves.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #392 on: February 21, 2010, 01:30:44 AM »

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Dee dee dee dee dee doodoodoo dee dee doodoodoo dee dee deedeedeedeedeedeedeedoo doo DOO doo doodoo DOO doo
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #393 on: February 21, 2010, 09:02:45 PM »

I TOTALLY CHARGED NORONDOR OFF OF THE THIRD FLOOR TO THE SECOND.  Then I shot the witch a bunch.  Truly I am best player.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #394 on: February 21, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »

"I SHOT THE WITCH WHILE DRUNK DO I GET AN ACHIEVEMENT"
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #395 on: February 21, 2010, 09:24:39 PM »

Not just shot, I killed the witch.  My slack jawed peers merely stood around in some blind stupor why I single handedly stopped the unstoppable foe.  I bet I could have taken down a tank with just melee!

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #396 on: March 31, 2010, 08:01:38 PM »

Has no one been drunk since February?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #397 on: March 31, 2010, 08:20:46 PM »

Oh I have but it must have been while I was  :leaving: (leaving forever get it)
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #398 on: March 31, 2010, 08:30:18 PM »

That was so unfunny that I made this post.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #399 on: March 31, 2010, 08:44:46 PM »

rygaron why you always gotta be such a dick
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