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[James Edward Smith]

BUT I VANT TO SUCK YOUR JUUUUICE! 

SUCK IT SO HARD

[James Edward Smith]

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

No Buge, no. Bad Buge, bad.

No one on these boards are allowed to be lame enough that they drink to excess while trying not to taste the alcohol. I'd rather someone took up smoking or something else equally retarded.

[Cthulhu-chan]

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

I SUFFER SO YOU MUST SUFFER AS WELL

Proper margaritas are fairly tame, though you'll still taste the alcohol.  I hear long island iced teas are pretty sneaky.
Cheap/pitcher margaritas are the devil, and you will regret ever putting such a thing in your mouth.

[Rosencrantz]

My friends like to get together every once in a while to have a few drinks and relax, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol, either. I tend to stick to Mike's Hard Lemonade, or the flavored Smirnoff stuff (my favorite flavor is watermelon), or if I want to drink something a little harder, a friend of mine knows how to make a great alcoholic punch. Guild might know the recipe, but if not, I'll see if I can get it from my other friend next week.

[Brentai]

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

No Buge, no. Bad Buge, bad.

No one on these boards are allowed to be lame enough that they drink to excess while trying not to taste the alcohol. I'd rather someone took up smoking or something else equally retarded.

So anyway, I like 151 and Coke.

[Fortinbras]

Long island iced tea is like when Mister Burns got so many diseases that they all prevented each other from killing him.  I am a big fan.  Alternately, Marshall Islands iced tea which is long island iced tea with green kool aid instead of cola.

[A²]

Wah wah wah, I'm a 16-year-old girl or a pansy

Actually I have severe mental conditions that have already put people around me in danger and getting drunk could make me go fucking nuts, moreso than I am.

[Thad]

Then you probably shouldn't be drinking 80-proof whiskey.

[Beat Bandit]

What kind of drinks are there that don't taste alcoholic but make breathalyzers explode?

Anything that'll get you as messed up as you want will evaporate on your tongue faster than you can taste it.

[A²]

Then you probably shouldn't be drinking 80-proof whiskey.

Well do you want it?

[Brentai]

Please ask somebody else.

[A²]

Is Thad & Whiskey one of the forbidden subjects?

[Thad]

...Swear to Christ I don't have a problem.

...Okay, so I AM drunk right now.

But this time it's because of my ROOMMATE'S girl issues.

...Anyway.  I'm much more of a beer drinker.

But I DO feel like I could stand to Irish up my coffee now and again.

[Cthulhu-chan]

SO.   Uh, you doin' alright, man?

[Thad]

Positively giggly right now, thanks for asking.

...Seriously, I don't actually drink that much.  This has just been a weird damn week.

[A²]

Please ask somebody else.

Still want to know the true meaning of this.

[Guild]

Thad, admit you have a problem already so we can get on with the olympics.

[JDigital]

I once had this reputation as a heavy drinker. "Stayed up all night drinking," while technically true, would be more accurately explained as "had two beers that night and couldn't sleep".

Beer is definitely an acquired taste, unless you're some sort of loony with no tastebuds to speak of.

[Detonator]

I wonder how drunk you have to get Thad in order to have him type like most drunk people.

[Kazz]

ROAD TRIP