Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING. (Read 48818 times)

Kazz · « **Reply #300 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:05:39 PM »

Being sober is awful.

The clarity with which I perceive the world is painful.

Classic · « **Reply #301 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:11:18 PM »

Well, I'm always blind as a fucking bat, so...

Envy · « **Reply #302 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »

I have been trying to work my tolerance up since I turned 21.. Moved on from Dekyuper on to some light vodka.. What I should not have done was gotten Aftershock. Fuck my life.

Rico · « **Reply #303 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:49:34 AM »

It's almost noon, I'm at work, still a little buzzed, running on three hours of sleep and three cups of coffee.

Who the fuck schedules a bachelor party on a Wednesday?

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #304 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:28:17 AM »

Quote from: CandleJack on September 16, 2009, 11:19:24 PM

I have been trying to work my tolerance up since I turned 21.. Moved on from Dekyuper on to some light vodka.. What I should not have done was gotten Aftershock. Fuck my life.

What you should not have done is drank nothing but fruity liqueurs and vodka like a teenage girl. When are you gonna be on a Girls Gone Wild video?

Mongrel · « **Reply #305 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:58:51 AM »

Quote from: GENGHIS KHAN on September 14, 2009, 07:05:39 PM

Being sober is awful.

The clarity with which I perceive the world is painful.

I just pictured this alongside Kazz's comment about how everyone should be medicated.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #306 on:** September 19, 2009, 03:41:40 AM »

My tequila shortage remains unresolved. I need to drink more serious.

Büge · « **Reply #307 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:15:13 AM »

go hassle frocto

Classic · « **Reply #308 on:** September 19, 2009, 09:41:21 AM »

I hear frocto's mom knows how to spruce up her poisons.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #309 on:** September 22, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

Out with friends, still rocking a buzz.

Realized my favorite topics of conversation (in no particular order) are as follows:

1) Sex
2) Nudity
3)
4) Video Games
5) Liberalism

If you want to discuss any of these with a savant such as myself then do so.

Brentai · « **Reply #310 on:** September 22, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »

I saw the other day, they were forgettable.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #311 on:** September 22, 2009, 08:56:02 PM »

You shut your whore mouth.

Classic · « **Reply #312 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:02:30 PM »

What about Dragons? Where do they fit in?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #313 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »

You shut your whore mouth.

Classic · « **Reply #314 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:06:19 PM »

Dragons are the ultimate sexy liberal icon! Also they appear in many videogames. Maybe you didn't know that.

Brentai · « **Reply #315 on:** September 25, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »

Non-alcoholic, but lately I've been compelled to drink massive amounts of orange juice. Like, pregnant woman craving pickles compelled. All I can think of is that somehow I've recently induced some sort of massive Vitamin C deficiency that my body is trying to make up for.

It's especially odd since I normally avoid orange juice on account of my mouth being for some reason particularly susceptible to acids and developing cankers whenever I drink anything citrusy. And on that note, ow, fuck. I should probably go find a straw or something. *glug*

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #316 on:** September 26, 2009, 05:25:29 AM »

oh god I drank a bottle of tequila and I'm still drunk and my parents will be here in an hour to visit :(

JDigital · « **Reply #317 on:** September 26, 2009, 06:04:07 AM »

offer them some too

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #318 on:** September 26, 2009, 06:11:16 AM »

I finished the bottle.

God of Gambling · « **Reply #319 on:** September 26, 2009, 06:28:22 AM »

Peanut butter (in the mouth for eating, not for rubbing on one's skin) and a quick shower.

Kills off most the alcoholic smell.

Now provided you can stand upright, you'll be fine.

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