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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48818 times)

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Kazz

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #300 on: September 14, 2009, 07:05:39 PM »

Being sober is awful.

The clarity with which I perceive the world is painful.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #301 on: September 14, 2009, 07:11:18 PM »

Well, I'm always blind as a fucking bat, so...
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #302 on: September 16, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »

I have been trying to work my tolerance up since I turned 21.. Moved on from Dekyuper on to some light vodka.. What I should not have done was gotten Aftershock. Fuck my life.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #303 on: September 17, 2009, 10:49:34 AM »

It's almost noon, I'm at work, still a little buzzed, running on three hours of sleep and three cups of coffee.

Who the fuck schedules a bachelor party on a Wednesday?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #304 on: September 17, 2009, 11:28:17 AM »

I have been trying to work my tolerance up since I turned 21.. Moved on from Dekyuper on to some light vodka.. What I should not have done was gotten Aftershock. Fuck my life.

What you should not have done is drank nothing but fruity liqueurs and vodka like a teenage girl. When are you gonna be on a Girls Gone Wild video?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #305 on: September 17, 2009, 11:58:51 AM »

Being sober is awful.

The clarity with which I perceive the world is painful.

I just pictured this alongside Kazz's comment about how everyone should be medicated.

:oic:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #306 on: September 19, 2009, 03:41:40 AM »

My tequila shortage remains unresolved.  I need to drink more serious.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #307 on: September 19, 2009, 07:15:13 AM »

go hassle frocto
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #308 on: September 19, 2009, 09:41:21 AM »

I hear frocto's mom knows how to spruce up her poisons.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #309 on: September 22, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

Out with friends, still rocking a buzz.

Realized my favorite topics of conversation (in no particular order) are as follows:

1) Sex
2) Nudity
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4) Video Games
5) Liberalism

If you want to discuss any of these with a savant such as myself then do so.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #310 on: September 22, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »

I saw the other day, they were forgettable.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #311 on: September 22, 2009, 08:56:02 PM »

You shut your whore mouth.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #312 on: September 22, 2009, 09:02:30 PM »

What about Dragons? Where do they fit in?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #313 on: September 22, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »

You shut your whore mouth.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #314 on: September 22, 2009, 09:06:19 PM »

Dragons are the ultimate sexy liberal icon! Also they appear in many videogames. Maybe you didn't know that.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #315 on: September 25, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »

Non-alcoholic, but lately I've been compelled to drink massive amounts of orange juice.  Like, pregnant woman craving pickles compelled.  All I can think of is that somehow I've recently induced some sort of massive Vitamin C deficiency that my body is trying to make up for.

It's especially odd since I normally avoid orange juice on account of my mouth being for some reason particularly susceptible to acids and developing cankers whenever I drink anything citrusy.  And on that note, ow, fuck.  I should probably go find a straw or something.  *glug*
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #316 on: September 26, 2009, 05:25:29 AM »

oh god I drank a bottle of tequila and I'm still drunk and my parents will be here in an hour to visit :(
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #317 on: September 26, 2009, 06:04:07 AM »

offer them some too
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #318 on: September 26, 2009, 06:11:16 AM »

I finished the bottle.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #319 on: September 26, 2009, 06:28:22 AM »

Peanut butter (in the mouth for eating, not for rubbing on one's skin) and a quick shower.

Kills off most the alcoholic smell.

Now provided you can stand upright, you'll be fine.
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