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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48811 times)

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Koah

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #340 on: December 12, 2009, 09:30:10 PM »

Good sir I do not believe that any amount of liquor could lower my standards to such dubious levels.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #341 on: December 12, 2009, 09:35:39 PM »

Good sir I do not believe that any amount of liquor could lower anyone's standards to such dubious levels.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #342 on: December 13, 2009, 01:40:50 AM »

You don't need to prove my point guys, but thanks anyway.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #343 on: December 13, 2009, 06:38:39 AM »

Drunk TF2 Night with OHax is a great night.

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #344 on: January 07, 2010, 06:59:37 PM »

I just spent $200 on new glasses loooooooool
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #345 on: January 07, 2010, 09:01:03 PM »

Druuuuuuuuuuuuunk  :pimp:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #346 on: January 07, 2010, 09:05:02 PM »

I just spent $200 on shot glasses loooooooool

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #347 on: January 07, 2010, 09:17:18 PM »

i'd fucking kill someone for a Big Mac
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #348 on: January 07, 2010, 09:50:55 PM »

We did a fairly large amount of drinking at the old boy MAGfest this year and while I actually don't drink that often and when I do, it is usually a beer or two of a craft beer that I am interested in or an old favourite, MAGfest is different and I definately drink there to get drunk and have a good time.

Normally I just do this by drinking large amounts of good beer and this year was no exception with me trying out a sampler from New England based craft brewery Magic Hat as well as my only old stand by I could find in American grocery stores, Smithwicks.

However the real star of the show was the Gibson, a drink recommended by the former literary agent of Bruce Campbell and now author of fake almanacs and minor television personality, John Hodgman. A Gibson for those of you who are not alcoholics or otherwise in the know in terms of classy drinks, is quite simply a normal martini garnished with a cocktail onion rather than with the traditional olive or lemon twist. It really is quite delightful and the oniony flavour is suprisingly present. I find this to be a superior drink for 4 reasons:

1. It has a tasty onion, gin and vermouth flavour
2. Being entirely gin and vermouth, they gets you hammered without beating around the bush to much if that is your goal.
3. They are classy seeming while at the same time shielding you from being thought of as a poser like what would probably happen if you were just having martinis. If anyone says something like, "Nice drink, Hawkeye. Where's Trapper and BJ?" You can simply explain that the occupents of "The Swamp" drank martinis, not Gibsons and then explain the difference, making you seem validly classy and distinguished.
4. Even though they are not a martini, you are still holding a martini glass and can therefore constantly reference the punch line of Homer Simpson's delightful jest, "...so then I stepped out of my wet clothes and into a dry martini." followed by the jolly gaffawing of you and your confederates.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #349 on: January 08, 2010, 07:12:13 AM »

I would like to state for the record that, while I'm the drunkest I've ever been, I still have some semblance of an adherence to grammatical accuracy and would not, in fact, make out with any of you (potentially to the delight of onlookers who have a predisposition towards homoerotic acts of the male persuasion, such as my esteemed colleague in enormous bipedal android combat, Mars R. Dragon PhD.).  I still have standards, after all, and I would still not engage in such acts with one Fried Octopus despite his being such a braggart regarding his (and I quote) "dick-sucking lips."  I would, however, engage in virtual gladiatorial combat with such a virtuous individual for the delight of said onlookers, as often are such acts mistaken for desire in onlookers, as evinced by many a prospective author on the Internet.

Thank you for your time.  That is all.

I love you too, baby.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #350 on: January 21, 2010, 12:18:59 AM »

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #351 on: January 21, 2010, 12:22:07 AM »

Okay so I'm super drunks and I would like to state for the record,

frocto is a jerk face
and ted is super awesone
and sharkey isjust okay
and guild is pretty cool
an dmy boyfriend sould sgtop playing counterstrike ok
and thad is the best
ande what'shisname who changed his username here to a girl but I don't remember who he is, he's ok
and brentai is cool and cracks me up on a daily basis
and dimastines>? he is a bear
and zara was always the coolest
and classic is ok even though he sucks
and ok I have gto pee good lord I have to pee so bad
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #352 on: January 21, 2010, 12:23:45 AM »

oh yea and geo and KAZZ and oops capsolock and lady duck, I like those guys too, oops I should have typed duke and not duck WHOOPS
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #353 on: January 21, 2010, 06:16:04 AM »

 :wuv:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #354 on: January 21, 2010, 12:29:19 PM »

I was so upset about what you said about me that I deleted it from your post.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #355 on: January 21, 2010, 05:39:14 PM »

You should not abuse your powers in that way, adorable computer-savvy puppy.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #356 on: January 22, 2010, 02:42:44 PM »

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #357 on: February 19, 2010, 11:16:38 PM »

HI GUYS I'M DRUNKS :whoops:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #358 on: February 19, 2010, 11:16:54 PM »

my bo;yfriend is in town ahnd he said he was gonna beat me
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #359 on: February 19, 2010, 11:17:30 PM »

Correction beat off on me, he would like my internet friends to know that he doesn't beat his girlfriends or micss cat ears :itsatrap:
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