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Author Topic: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.  (Read 48788 times)

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Lottel

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #520 on: August 25, 2012, 10:37:36 AM »

I was trying to post this last night, but my phone was having trouble with the boards:

"I was feeling too old for this college party until this 50 year old lady popped in and rocked the bitch."
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #521 on: September 29, 2012, 10:46:41 PM »

Wedding started around 1. Pm. Been drinking since then. Waugh.  Fun party times but this party needs to end before someone does.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #522 on: February 06, 2013, 01:03:28 PM »

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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #523 on: February 06, 2013, 02:00:58 PM »

I scrolled to the right looking for a punchline ::(:
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #524 on: February 06, 2013, 02:09:23 PM »

That will be a poster on my wall some day.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #525 on: February 06, 2013, 02:10:45 PM »

I scrolled to the right looking for a punchline ::(:

The punchline is that someone used AutoCAD to make a drink chart.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #526 on: February 07, 2013, 07:43:50 AM »

I thought it was someone in AutoCAD actually finished something.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #527 on: February 07, 2013, 08:33:30 AM »

osnapson

In other drinking related news, why is it that when I get to work I always find myself wanting a beer by midmorning, yet when I get home I couldn't care less?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #528 on: February 20, 2013, 10:12:35 PM »

The reason I've not been posting much recently is because I've been in the middle of a lot of personal issues involving my love life and wanted to wait until they were solid enough to comment on to post anything but since last night everything went sour and tonight was one of the most awkward nights of my life due to it, I can proudly inform you that if you are very sick and under the influence of cold medicine at a birthday party of two girls that you've slept with and tried to date another before crashing and burning, do not then drink lots of alcohol because alcohol and cold medicine don't mix and you are left stuck by the cake unable to leave when they both take turns looking at you.

Hahahaha #lottelproblems, right? Maybe if I was sober enough I could explain how this is really awful.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #529 on: February 20, 2013, 11:10:13 PM »

Most medicinal drugs don't mix too well with alcohol.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #530 on: February 20, 2013, 11:21:49 PM »

I'm not the sharpest crayon in the lightbulb shed.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #531 on: February 21, 2013, 08:14:50 AM »

Oh Lottel
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #532 on: February 21, 2013, 11:55:55 AM »

But great googily-moogily, he's a genius in France.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #533 on: February 24, 2013, 08:35:05 PM »

Trying to finish off this year old bottle of Vodka. Mixing it with just Coca Cola. Wish me luck. Hoping I don't get plastered or something.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #534 on: February 24, 2013, 08:40:35 PM »

Is... do you expect the vodka to vinegar in a year? Does vodka even vinegar?
I am embarking on a bad decision for no reason.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #535 on: February 24, 2013, 08:50:28 PM »

Is... do you expect the vodka to vinegar in a year? Does vodka even vinegar?
I am embarking on a bad decision for no reason.
Oh, come now. It's just 5-6 shots. I was just worried it'd get stronger over time, but that doesn't seem to be the case.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #536 on: February 24, 2013, 08:52:23 PM »

I don't see how his goes into POSITIVE drinking.
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #537 on: February 24, 2013, 08:57:37 PM »

Cause I'm not sad/depressed/or any other thing that promotes sad drinking?
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #538 on: February 24, 2013, 09:04:39 PM »

You should throw some vanilla beans in there and make vanilla extract
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Re: LET'S POSITIVE DRINKING.
« Reply #539 on: February 24, 2013, 09:23:49 PM »

Alternately... Vodka and coke? Reminds me...







Of the LAST TIME...
















I saw YOUR MOTHER.
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