Topic: Links (Read 62467 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #380 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:54:24 AM »

ARE YOU FOR OR AGAINST?

MAKE YOUR STAND!

Lottel · « **Reply #381 on:** January 09, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »

Quote from: Büge on January 06, 2011, 08:47:31 AM

http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

Oh wow. Best site I've seen all year.

Mongrel · « **Reply #382 on:** January 09, 2011, 02:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on January 09, 2011, 01:10:43 PM

Quote from: Büge on January 06, 2011, 08:47:31 AM
http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/
all year.

Har har.

Mongrel · « **Reply #383 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:23:53 PM »

Fine, don't fucking hire me! You can't handle my shit!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #384 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:11:41 PM »

Faces of Oprah

Büge · « **Reply #385 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »

Man, you got me so excited. Here I was thinking I'd get to see Sarah Brightman's O-face, and it turns out it was just O-face.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #386 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:48:02 PM »

In my defense, spelling is hard.

Mongrel · « **Reply #387 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:56:06 PM »

Inglip Summoned

I think Tankclown is probably the best one.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #388 on:** January 23, 2011, 07:32:40 PM »

THE FUCKING WEATHER

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #389 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:17:24 AM »

Fat, Ugly or Slutty

The sheer amount of

itude on display there is amusing, in a "I am embarrassed for my gender" kind of way.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #390 on:** February 04, 2011, 05:14:37 AM »

The best part of that site is the most recent post pointing out that apparently they accept from any video game related source but thus far have only found examples from XBL.

Mongrel · « **Reply #391 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:24:50 AM »

Everything. And I do mean everything!

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #392 on:** February 09, 2011, 03:18:28 AM »

Everything has been flagged for removal. Is this really how the universe will end?

Mongrel · « **Reply #393 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:52:25 AM »

:(

I knew I should have copied the text.

So the universe wouldn't end, I mean.

My oversight has DOOMED US ALL.

Büge · « **Reply #394 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:15:16 AM »

...as usual.

JDigital · « **Reply #395 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:39:40 AM »

Quote

I DO ANYTHING (30307)
Date: 2011-02-07, 3:58PM EST
Reply to: see below

travisdoesanything@gmail.com

My name is Travis Broyles and I will do whatever* you want me to do for less money than whoever you are paying to do it now.

Below is a list of just some of the things I can do. I do want to stress that I DO ANYTHING so email me if your requested service is not listed here.

Things I Will Do For $5:
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $10:
Write your new theme song
Sing your new theme song on your voicemail
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
12 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $50:
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE")
Tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together?
Try my best to fly in a public place for an hour
Make you a really great profile picture
1 hour of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100:
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Fight someone much smaller or girl than me
Email you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't
Deliver 5 fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (5 mile radius from my home)
2 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $1,000:
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, e.g. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
20 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100,000:
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Screen all your phone calls for five years
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
84 straight days of copywriting *BEST VALUE*

If interested, email me at travisdoesanything@gmail.com.

*Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like "Oh, after you're done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?" but the lemonade means sex, mostly.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=MKL95Q636XQ68&lc=US&item_name=I%20Do%20Anything&item_number=Idoanything&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted

Location: 30307
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2202170274

Mongrel · « **Reply #396 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:22:55 AM »

Ohhhhhh JD saved it.

THAT'S why I haven't winked out of existence yet!

Mongrel · « **Reply #397 on:** February 12, 2011, 07:28:18 AM »

If Dr. Seuss created Star Wars

Büge · « **Reply #398 on:** February 13, 2011, 05:10:49 AM »

http://detroitneedsrobocop.com/

Angryoptimist · « **Reply #399 on:** February 15, 2011, 09:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Büge on February 13, 2011, 05:10:49 AM

http://detroitneedsrobocop.com/

Might not happen anyway. I say "might", because the assertion that the Mayor didn't nix it himself on twitter sounds a little like backpedaling to me.

News:

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