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Mongrel · « **Reply #500 on:** January 31, 2012, 10:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Teddy Bearmont on January 31, 2012, 09:50:48 PM

Yo, Is This Racist?

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I wouldn’t have know this before starting this site, but just mentioning the existence of BET in front of them is 100% effective in figuring out if someone is racist.

EDIT: Also the running gag about posting on the blog from a pager is pretty funny.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #501 on:** February 01, 2012, 01:51:59 PM »

So, what, if you say you like BET they know you're racist?

Lottel · « **Reply #502 on:** February 01, 2012, 01:55:20 PM »

Yes, because you are lying to hide your racism.
Because nobody likes BET. All they show are the bad Friday sequels and Bebe's Kids.

Mongrel · « **Reply #503 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:53:45 PM »

RACIST SPOTTED, POST REPORTED.

Naw, I think the point is that a genuine racist overdoes it and starts frothing at the mouth, stuff like "WHY DOES THIS CHANNEL EXIST?!?! ISN'T THIS REVERSE RACISM!?!?!" etc.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #504 on:** February 02, 2012, 05:12:29 AM »

Yeah, here's a better one: anyone who seriously uses the term "reverse racism".

Ocksi · « **Reply #505 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:48:05 PM »

Only good for about twelve reads, but lordy.

http://www.bitdefender.com/site/view/our-story.html

Mongrel · « **Reply #506 on:** March 15, 2012, 09:38:15 AM »

Best lesson on Vegas ever

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #507 on:** March 21, 2012, 05:47:43 PM »

The Murderin' Adventures of Young Jesus

Mongrel · « **Reply #508 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Teddy Bearmont on March 21, 2012, 05:47:43 PM

The Murderin' Adventures of Young Jesus

That was a real good thing you did Jesus.

Büge · « **Reply #509 on:** March 21, 2012, 07:51:40 PM »

But was it MORMON Jesus?

Mongrel · « **Reply #510 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:41:21 PM »

So, there is basically a Lego Set Kickstarter

Mongrel · « **Reply #511 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:34:43 PM »

Frustro, the impossibe typeface

Lottel · « **Reply #512 on:** March 27, 2012, 07:09:45 PM »

GREATEST PAGE ON THE INTERNET LEGO PICK-A-BRICK

Zaratustra · « **Reply #513 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:09:35 AM »

Warning: You can easily go over $50 of bricks you'll never actually use.

Smiler · « **Reply #514 on:** April 02, 2012, 12:08:44 PM »

HEY GUYS WHO WANTS TO GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Lottel · « **Reply #515 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:31:44 PM »

Maxim lists tips on dating a gamer for girls

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #516 on:** April 07, 2012, 04:10:51 PM »

"Virtual Roadhead" is the reason dating advice is always stupid from anyone.

EDIT: Ladies, please refer here for any possible future relationship questions https://twitter.com/#!/H2PYM

Mongrel · « **Reply #517 on:** April 07, 2012, 04:15:18 PM »

I think that last one is supposed to be some kind of punchline.

Like "Ohhh... you guys aren't serious are ya? Aw, come on... oh... oh wait... Ha! Okay! Man, you almost had me for a second there!"

Brentai · « **Reply #518 on:** April 07, 2012, 10:34:06 PM »

For fuck's sakes, raise your hand if you HAVEN'T gotten gamehead from someone.

Who do you think you're kidding?

Lottel · « **Reply #519 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:05:19 PM »

A girl I dated would often pick up Cosmo for the fashion and while I often had to wait for her to get ready, I would flip through the sex tips. Literally in every issue I ever picked up of Cosmo, there was one tip that basically said "Next time, without warning, right as he's about to finish, flick his balls." Sometimes it'd say lightly or something. I remember one time they were focusing on using objects from around the room. This particular tip told girls to take an elastic hair tie and wrap it around his dick so he can't finish and then repeatedly flick him in the balls as you give him a rough handjob.

This is why I have a sneaking suspicion Cosmo is actually trying to prevent teen pregnancy with their sex tips. Once you have a girl abuse your genitals, you don't really want to ever get naked near her again.

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