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« Reply #520 on: April 08, 2012, 12:42:11 AM »

When I worked at Randalls, regularly when cleaning out the bathrooms I'd find issues of Cosmo that someone had gone to town in.
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« Reply #521 on: April 08, 2012, 12:56:02 AM »

Quote from: Maxim
Game soundtracks suck and, even if they don’t suck, they will suck after you’ve heard the same 30 songs over and over again for weeks.

They got a real reliable authority here.
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« Reply #522 on: April 08, 2012, 05:02:53 AM »

When I worked at Randalls, regularly when cleaning out the bathrooms I'd find issues of Cosmo that someone had gone to town in.

As in like,  :jizz:
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« Reply #523 on: April 08, 2012, 05:23:39 AM »

Blue Skidoo, you can too!
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« Reply #524 on: April 08, 2012, 07:48:44 AM »

The real question is which bathroom she found them in.
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« Reply #525 on: April 08, 2012, 12:46:31 PM »

A girl I dated would often pick up Cosmo for the fashion and while I often had to wait for her to get ready, I would flip through the sex tips. Literally in every issue I ever picked up of Cosmo, there was one tip that basically said "Next time, without warning, right as he's about to finish, flick his balls." Sometimes it'd say lightly or something. I remember one time they were focusing on using objects from around the room. This particular tip told girls to take an elastic hair tie and wrap it around his dick so he can't finish and then repeatedly flick him in the balls as you give him a rough handjob.

This is why I have a sneaking suspicion Cosmo is actually trying to prevent teen pregnancy with their sex tips. Once you have a girl abuse your genitals, you don't really want to ever get naked near her again.

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« Reply #526 on: April 08, 2012, 01:01:57 PM »

"Next time, without warning, right as he's about to finish, flick his balls."

My family's cat used to have this stuffed animal he'd drag behind the couch and hump, even though he was neutered. Sometimes my brother would flick him in the balls with a pencil.
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« Reply #528 on: April 08, 2012, 01:58:50 PM »

Blocked at work! :lol:
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« Reply #529 on: April 08, 2012, 02:04:05 PM »

What're you doing working on a sunday?
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« Reply #530 on: April 08, 2012, 02:04:44 PM »

Wait... what're you doing browsing the forums at work???
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« Reply #531 on: April 08, 2012, 02:28:05 PM »

Triple overtime to browse forums, huh?
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« Reply #532 on: April 08, 2012, 04:37:09 PM »

No overtime - I always work weekends. My shift is 4x10, with only two weekdays, which is the best schedule, unless you can get 3x12, but nobody ever offers that. I don't mind my managers that much, but nothing beats 3 days off a week and working when De Bossman Ain't.

I browse the forums whenever the crushing boredom of staring at deadbeat accounts causes my eyes to glaze over... which is basically constantly. Or while I'm waiting for [widget] to update, like I am right now.

I should've been done a half-hour ago (be done in about 5-10 more minutes), but I'm slow-rolling as usual because this shit is so fucking tedious. That seems stupid at first, but what the fuck am I gonna do when I get home? Browse fucking forums again.
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« Reply #533 on: April 08, 2012, 07:20:59 PM »

That seems stupid at first, but what the fuck am I gonna do when I get home?

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« Reply #534 on: April 08, 2012, 07:26:16 PM »

It was a rhetorical question. ::(:

There's lots of stuff I could do. But I know what I will do.
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« Reply #535 on: April 10, 2012, 01:53:45 PM »

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« Reply #536 on: April 10, 2012, 03:38:30 PM »

There has never been a stupid internet quiz I was better prepared for.
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« Reply #537 on: April 10, 2012, 03:57:13 PM »

When I worked at Randalls, regularly when cleaning out the bathrooms I'd find issues of Cosmo that someone had gone to town in.

As in like,  :jizz:

Yes. As in, opened the magazine, stared at whatever the fuck was on the pages, then whipped it out and jerked off all over the magazine. Then closed it and left it for people to find.

Always the men's room. Women's room would just have home & garden magazines, teen pop magazines, and in one case, a garden hose.
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« Reply #538 on: April 10, 2012, 04:36:38 PM »

...I think I saw that video.
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« Reply #539 on: April 10, 2012, 06:18:20 PM »

Somewhat surprised that you were allowed to clean the men's room. Whenever someone of the opposite sex had to go into a bathroom when I worked at Walgreens, they had to be accompanied by someone of the proper so it mostly didn't happen.
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