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Büge

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #260 on: August 09, 2011, 07:01:09 PM »

happy 16th, MetalSlime! you know you sure do look young for a 16 year old, I'm kinda jealous

if your friends hire a stripper for you and she asks how old you are just lie and say 27

:hellamad:

What, you don't like strippers?
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #261 on: September 10, 2011, 09:37:04 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYIN YOU BIG BUSTA YOU.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #262 on: September 10, 2011, 10:58:56 PM »

Happy Kayin day!
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #263 on: September 11, 2011, 06:30:36 AM »

Happy birthdayin'!
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #264 on: September 11, 2011, 03:00:29 PM »

Kayin, it's your birthday! And on this special day I only have one thing to say to you:

My nipples are as hard as IWTBG?

That didn't come out right

uh

When I think about you I explode just like the Kid does when touched by an enemy?

wait uh hmmmmmmm

Without you my heart is torn, as if set upon by ravenous Ninja Gaiden Birds?

My thighs are as smooth as the Kid's Double Jump?

My love for you is as surprising as a death trap in IWTBG?

uhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck it

WHAT IS A MAN!? THE ANSWER IS: KAYIN IS A MAN
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #265 on: September 15, 2011, 11:53:41 AM »

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #266 on: September 16, 2011, 02:02:56 PM »

Quote from: me, two days ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #267 on: September 16, 2011, 03:14:51 PM »

you can't have a birthday on sept. 14th, lyrai

that's my day
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #268 on: September 16, 2011, 03:53:15 PM »

bullshit, it's my day. it marked my 1000th birthday, i had it before you.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #269 on: September 16, 2011, 03:54:29 PM »

Generic wishes of happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it is today who posts on these boards!

(awww I love you guys)
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #270 on: September 16, 2011, 06:25:15 PM »

bullshit, it's my day. it marked my 1000th birthday, i had it before you.

bitch i'll cut you
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #271 on: September 16, 2011, 08:42:27 PM »

I'll be in my bunk.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #272 on: October 01, 2011, 11:07:50 AM »

Thad, if your feelings about only being one year away from thirty are awkward, you could try rotating them 180 degrees.

Have a good one.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #273 on: October 01, 2011, 03:29:05 PM »

Today, approximately 3 and a half months after my birthday, I realized I'm 29.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #274 on: October 01, 2011, 03:49:02 PM »

sneaks up on ye, doesn't it
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #275 on: October 01, 2011, 04:44:39 PM »

It's cool you still have eight months to freak out about your impending thirtydom.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #276 on: October 01, 2011, 05:02:14 PM »

SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #277 on: October 01, 2011, 07:15:54 PM »

Yep, that's a good start.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #278 on: October 03, 2011, 10:33:21 AM »

Wait, I'm younger than Ted?

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #279 on: October 04, 2011, 03:58:28 PM »

So I was told that I am going to be kidnapped and taken somewhere for a massive 30th birthday blowout by my friends, and not to expect to be home for at least three days if not more.

Uh, see you all in a bit, I guess? If I don't get back look for me in a shallow grave in Mexico somewhere?

Oh, and happy birthday Classic! Who da man? You da man.
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