Because Constantine has the
great honor of being on my Facebook and has his birthday automatically put on my phone's calender he gets awarded the gift of song.
Ahem.
Now this here's a story 'bout a man you might've seen
It's the legend of Royal Constantine
Fearsome as a bull, but never was he mean
It's the legend of Royal Constantine
Fought like a vet, but fucked like a teen
It's the legend of Royal Constantine
Vulgar was his mouth, but his suit always clean
It's the legend of Royal Constantine
Hardly very bright, but always mighty keen
It's the legend of Royal Constantine
*awesome guitar break down*
Now many men claim to hear 'em late at night,
howlin' like a madman and headin' out to fight.
Should they go to meet him, their death is all they face.
I reckon' they'd fare better 'gainst some dinosaurs from space.
*slow it up now. That's right. You're feelin' it*
He'll go down as a king, though he acts like a queen
'Cause it's the legend of Royal Constantine