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Joxam

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #240 on: April 12, 2011, 06:28:08 AM »

He has an eye defect that allows him to only use one at a time, and has to wear an eye patch sometimes.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #241 on: April 12, 2011, 07:29:10 AM »




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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #242 on: April 12, 2011, 11:24:25 AM »

He has an eye defect that allows him to only use one at a time, and has to wear an eye patch sometimes.


He might not be batman or robin, but he can be Monocular, the new James Bond movie in the James Bond fan novel I'm writing.

He uses a high tech monocle to heighten his one good eye to SUPERHUMAN LEVELS.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #243 on: April 12, 2011, 11:28:08 AM »

Maybe... all that, but he's the Monorchular, with tyrannical authoritarian ambitions? He believes he's the only one who can lead humanity because of his super vision and gift of foresight(?)

Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch. And hookers?
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #244 on: April 12, 2011, 11:56:59 AM »

Artist's rendition of Malikial:
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #245 on: April 12, 2011, 12:03:21 PM »

You know who that makes Joxam?

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #246 on: April 12, 2011, 03:08:14 PM »

He might not be batman or robin, but he can be Monocular, the new James Bond movie in the James Bond fan novel I'm writing.

Wait, so your fan novel has a fan movie inside of it? That is meta, man. Deeply meta.

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #247 on: April 12, 2011, 05:21:45 PM »

Happy birthday you guys!

Now explain which of you is Batman and which of you is Robin.

I don't qualify as either because I'm currently a short one eyed hobo*. Thank you guys for birthday wishes. James and I are gonna probably cook out for our birthday, sit in the sun, have a couple beers. That kinda stuff... We might also go see a movie. Also, Buge, if one of us was that patient, it would be James, definitely not me.

* I currently have a pretty scraggly beard going on because I usually have my ma trim it and edge the back of my hair 3-4 times a week(My hair grows really fast... I am a hairy bastard) so I don't look like a crazy hairy hobo, but she was in the hospital last week so she couldn't do it. I could trim the beard myself but not the neck edging. Also, I'm lazy about shit like this, I'd rather just sit in a chair and have someone else do it.

Sir, are you currently sporting a hockey-sized mullet?
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #248 on: April 13, 2011, 08:21:37 AM »

No, it's just a bit scruffy around the back on my neck. I like to keep a well edged haircut.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #249 on: April 13, 2011, 09:50:15 AM »

Well, then get to work on that! It's playoff season!
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #250 on: April 25, 2011, 01:15:00 PM »

Happy 23rd birthday, Silversong!
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #251 on: June 22, 2011, 11:06:07 AM »

Happy Birthday ZARA, I'm sorry I think I'm a day late!
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #252 on: June 28, 2011, 05:31:32 PM »

I became 32 this January and got a horrible depression that lasted two months or more (actually I'm still feeling like total crap but the 2-month depression was unbelievable and made me unable to eat, sleep or do almost anything, it also gave me constant muscle spasms that have lasted until now even though they're getting less frequent).

I think the reason is because I'm 32 and I havent done anything with life, not to mention I got to the age that women my age look like old women. I still look like a stupid awkward 20 year old but women my age look almost grandmotherish. Why must beauty be so rare and fleeting? Why can't I learn to talk to people and like them for what they're like on the inside that way I can stop being so superficial? To be honest I can barely talk to my mom or brother. talking about my mom, she used to be beautiful too, so I blame her for setting unrealistic standards for what women should look like.

I also feel bad that I have no kids, and might never have them and for some reason that fucks me up. I don't feel ready to have them anyway, but if I wait too much my sperms will die. And even worse, I'm still virginal, which is bad seeing how every fucking kid today is fucking all the time, look at that hussy Bristol Palin, she lost her virginity before I even knew what a vagina looked like.

AND time is starting to speed up tooo much. The last 3 years have been ridiculously short and I don't see the next years getting any slower, at this rate I've pretty much lived more than half my life since the upcomming years are going to fly me by. This gave me a lot of anxiety, good thing I went to a psychiatrist and now I feel better because of pills that make me sweaty and constipated! 
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #253 on: June 29, 2011, 08:49:56 AM »

Hey Spram! Maybe you have done something with your life? Maybe there's still a lot more you can do with your life? Just suggestions.

Try not to rob the cradle though. The rest of us needs attractive members of our preferred gender not to be preoccupied banging spram.


EDIT:
If you still have a host of common but generally undiscussed hang-ups about beauty and sex, you may want to consider a dating service of some kind.
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #254 on: July 03, 2011, 12:49:38 AM »

happy B, Niku

how many dinners have you carefully lined up in a row from your unsuspecting friends
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #255 on: July 03, 2011, 04:30:29 AM »

From... or of?!  :ohshi~:
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #256 on: July 03, 2011, 07:22:46 AM »

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #257 on: August 09, 2011, 01:34:20 AM »

happy 16th, MetalSlime! you know you sure do look young for a 16 year old, I'm kinda jealous

if your friends hire a stripper for you and she asks how old you are just lie and say 27
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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #258 on: August 09, 2011, 09:38:11 AM »

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Re: You're old now!
« Reply #259 on: August 09, 2011, 05:40:26 PM »

happy 16th, MetalSlime! you know you sure do look young for a 16 year old, I'm kinda jealous

if your friends hire a stripper for you and she asks how old you are just lie and say 27

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