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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #880 on: September 21, 2008, 04:14:38 PM »

But then how will he masturbate to it?
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #881 on: September 21, 2008, 04:19:25 PM »

Honestly the thing that's most upsetting to me is when names were changed for no real reason.  It's Cristo and Brey and Mara and Nara and Necrosaro and Edgar and Santeem and Keeleon, not Kiryl and Borya and Maya and Meena and Psaro the Manslayer and Mahabala and Zamovska and Marquis Regent, goddammit.  And Ragnar is a Swedish name, not fucking Scottish.

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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #882 on: September 21, 2008, 04:37:15 PM »

There might just be Pretty Underwear mods you could use instead.

That doesn't solve the issue of them being left with worldly possessions that I can't take.

I'd pick up and sell their very bodies if I could.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #883 on: September 21, 2008, 04:57:26 PM »

So, uh, this is an odd thing to ask, but can anybody recommend a good, er, nude mod for Oblivion?
...most of the nudity mods I've seen are, erm, pretty fucking creepy in their attention to detail. 

Well I'm not getting off unless they get the Argonian penises just right.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #884 on: September 21, 2008, 05:39:15 PM »

Nude mods have always been a marginally less creepy affair in Elder Scrolls games than elsewhere, because that kind of attention to detail also results in a dramatic improvement to Betheseda's mud-faced characters. That is to say, folks want to upgrade the body meshes, and it just so happens that the best body meshes are the ones without underclothes, generally.

Although sometimes that's less true for male models, simply because they have, ah, a slightly higher polycount without underwear, so there's a little more work involved there. It wouldn't be an issue except that the Elder Scrolls games apparently have moderately strong female and gay player bases.

This looks like a good rundown of the various female mods; you'll want to check for compatibility of any other mods you may be using that add armor, faces, and the like. I seem to recall that Robert's was the de facto standard male mesh replacement.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #885 on: September 21, 2008, 05:39:37 PM »

So, uh, this is an odd thing to ask, but can anybody recommend a good, er, nude mod for Oblivion?
...most of the nudity mods I've seen are, erm, pretty fucking creepy in their attention to detail. 

Well I'm not getting off unless they get the Argonian penises just right.

There's message boards about that very subject, I assure you.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #886 on: September 21, 2008, 05:41:41 PM »

Licking the Hist tree, etc. etc. etc.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #887 on: September 21, 2008, 05:47:50 PM »

There might just be Pretty Underwear mods you could use instead.

That doesn't solve the issue of them being left with worldly possessions that I can't take.

I'd pick up and sell their very bodies if I could.

Some japanese dude had a mod that basically generated unique skulls for NPCs, so you could basically kill them and take their skulls.

I don't think merchants will pay good money if any money for them though.


On another oblivion note, find deadly reflex, if only because decapitating and randomly freezing people is actually kind of fun.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #888 on: September 21, 2008, 05:50:24 PM »

Yeah, I'm on the fence about Deadly Reflex.  On the one hand I don't want to alter the game too significantly since I never put in a whole lot of time with the product proper, but on the other hand it's not like the default battle system is particularly good.  Or even particularly okay.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #889 on: September 21, 2008, 05:52:53 PM »

Also, also, get shivering isles, official expansion so no need to fiddle with things and get the game crashing.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #890 on: September 21, 2008, 06:42:11 PM »

Shivering Isles don't play well with some mods, especially if added after said mods. Or so I hear, I had to do a full reinstall at the time, so I added it all in "proper order" and so I may have avoided the worst of it.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #891 on: September 21, 2008, 06:43:13 PM »

I wonder if in Castle Crashers, if I could join an XBL Game as like the Grey Knight, and then have someone else go straight to the final level beat it, and get the unlock.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #892 on: September 21, 2008, 07:35:20 PM »

STALKER: Clear Sky has a fantastic bug where tons of dogs spawn in random spots and maul the shit out of everything in the area. After a while, they just disappear. Well, one time it happened near a trader in an underground bunker type thing, and all of the people in the area charged in. It was not pretty. There were piles of dead bodies in front of the bunker, and in the stairwell going down.



Dude doesn't even give a shit. :cool:
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #893 on: September 21, 2008, 08:00:54 PM »

Quote
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Whattsamatta? Too post-apocalyptic for you?
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #894 on: September 21, 2008, 08:36:36 PM »

That was actually my big issue with STALKER; I couldn't tell what crazy shit was post-apocalyptic and what crazy shit was just bugged out.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #895 on: September 21, 2008, 08:41:43 PM »

At least the bugs sound like fun.  I haven't seen something cool like that since Morrowind teleported me 2000 feet into the air for no apparent reason (with messy results.)
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #896 on: September 21, 2008, 08:52:20 PM »

This is the outside of that room. I have to say that it was pretty awesome seeing the entire town next to this empty and going to the trader to see this.



Some people can't go up and down the stairs right. :derp:
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #897 on: September 21, 2008, 09:10:19 PM »

he only part of it that's gotten to me has been the extreme exaggeration of the Russian accent's diction, and I can accept that as being silly rather than being stupid.
X-posted: "The ethinicization, while sometimes well-written, isn't handled sensically. Example: Why does everyone in Chapter 2 speak broken English with poor sentence structure to each other? Why does their royal family speak it just as poorly as any farmer? Why are the only people who speak good English in pretty much the entire game shopkeepers, who are supposed to be residents of the villages or at least countries where they've set up shop?

There also doesn't seem to be much of a rhyme or reason to where the accents are distributed. The northern cities are fairly geographically close together but have some of the most disparate accents; If the Scottish highlands and Russia were that close together here, those accents would not have developed like they do in-game.

Then there's the sisters, who are apparently Indian with a Spanish themesong.

It was an interesting idea to separate the chapters further but the execution is just god-awful."
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #898 on: September 22, 2008, 03:13:39 AM »

Hey. Does anyone here have Castle Crashers and either

A) Alien Homanid HD (And thus the Alien creature in CC) who wouldn't mind deleting the chardata so I can cheese the Raygun weapon off of you

B) Beaten the game? Want to see if I can sneak-unlock a few of the bonus characters by piggybacking.

Nope! It doesn't work.

Note that you can pick up the final guy's sword in the few seconds you have before the end game cutscene starts, though/
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #899 on: September 22, 2008, 04:41:41 AM »

reinstalling oblivion right now

OR AM I? :angry: install correctly goddamn you
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