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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #960 on: October 02, 2008, 05:40:57 PM »

But once you get Double Lariat, the game is over.

And once you get the Real Mega Buster, every enemy has lost the game.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #961 on: October 02, 2008, 06:50:57 PM »

I spent a lot of time in the courtyard running zombies down with a car and a truck.  It was awesome.  Vroom vroom!

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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #962 on: October 02, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »

yeah i know about the katana up there and also the infinite nectars you can get at roastmasters

it's basically "here is where you stop off after dropping off survivors before you go get more" which is rather convenient

though it doesn't help at the very beginning at the game, since from level 1-20 you are weak as a kitten no matter what you may do

You've missed one thing.  The easy to get uzi.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #963 on: October 02, 2008, 07:02:24 PM »

What's that? No lock-on feature? WELL IT LOOKS LIKE RANGED WEAPONRY CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #964 on: October 02, 2008, 07:20:28 PM »

You say that now.  Go kill the jeep and take the M2 for a spin.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #965 on: October 02, 2008, 07:42:11 PM »

Oh, well, gee, i would love to! I just need to get those psychopaths off the jeep with my MAGICAL NON-AIMING PISTOL

IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE ABOUT 20 HEADSHOTS TO KILL ONE OF THEM

NON-CHAINSAW WEAPONS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #966 on: October 02, 2008, 08:41:58 PM »

What's that? No lock-on feature? WELL IT LOOKS LIKE RANGED WEAPONRY CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

Take your hand off the movement stick when you have a ranged weapon when you fire it, and Frank will auto-fire at the nearest zombie.

Shotguns are, hands down, the best weapon in the entire game for clearing large groups of zombies.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #967 on: October 02, 2008, 09:01:04 PM »

... well no they are not, that's mini-chainsaws (or cars). But shotguns are definitely the exception.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #968 on: October 02, 2008, 09:17:19 PM »

the way i kill those goddamn convicts (WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

is shoot the dipshit on the gun till he dies, get them to hit a tree or something and then turn the driver's head into a paste with a sledgehammer, the passenger scoots over slowly to the drivers seat, where he also meets mr sledge hammer.

you then use the M2 to kill that jerk in the gun store.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #969 on: October 02, 2008, 09:42:45 PM »

I'm one hour into DQIV, and I like it a lot.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #970 on: October 02, 2008, 11:52:43 PM »

... well no they are not, that's mini-chainsaws (or cars). But shotguns are definitely the exception.

One slash of the chainsaw can kill 1 Zombie

One shotgun blast can kill 1-8 zombies. This is best illustrated in the zombie groups right outside the gun shack. Any shotgun blast takes out the zombie in the crosshair and a good deal of the zombies behind and to the side of it.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #971 on: October 03, 2008, 12:20:24 AM »

Well, depending on spacing you can sometimes get 2-3 but yeah, generally mini-chainsaws kill one at a time. You can swing them pretty quick, though.

So, at a SUPER GENEROUS rate of 8 zombies per shot, a shotgun can kill 160 zombies. A mini-chainsaw, with all three books, can take out three thousand.

I DUNNO STILL GOING WITH THE MINI CHAINSAW ON THIS ONE
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #972 on: October 03, 2008, 12:21:30 AM »

A Shotgun can kill zombies that are far away from you and not close to you where they are a danger.
Also the Real Mega Buster trumps both.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #973 on: October 03, 2008, 12:27:21 AM »

I don't have it yet :(
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #974 on: October 03, 2008, 06:01:30 AM »

A Shotgun can kill zombies that are far away from you and not close to you where they are a danger.
Also the Real Mega Buster trumps both.

the real mega buster is amazing, but the mini-chainsaws are still the most efficient weapon in the game simply for speed and durability.  the real mega buster becomes the weapon of choice for bosses and enemies you want taken out from range.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #975 on: October 03, 2008, 08:13:41 AM »

Oh, the splendor of the mini-chainsaws. I like to call them the holy blades. Stock up a few spares and hand them to any non-pussy survivors and watch them become slightly less irritatingly prone to death! This is better than giving them shotguns as they tend to shoot YOU if you get anywhere in front of them at all. Uzis might be better lackey weapons though, depending on your rescue strategy. Keep in mind that guns have infinite ammo in the hands of survivors (and no, you can't give any of them the Real Mega Buster  :sadpanda:). Then again, melee weapons last forever for survivors too. Why can't one of those fuckers handle the zombie menace while I chill at the food court eating microwave pizza and drinking wine?

What's odd is that the normal-sized chainsaw sucks a big one. It's powerful, sure, but it's slow, unwieldy, lasts about as long as most other weapons (that is, not long at all), and worst of all it's too big for the inventory, which means if you want to use something else (like an OJ) you have to drop the chainsaw. Ick. I'd rather have a simple 2x4 or lead pipe, all things considered.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #976 on: October 03, 2008, 08:30:41 AM »

The Real Mega Buster has limited ammo? :wat:
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #977 on: October 03, 2008, 08:35:14 AM »

300 shots to be precise.
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #978 on: October 03, 2008, 08:44:37 AM »

1 shot... 1000 kills! :perfect:
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Re: Babble about a video game you are playing
« Reply #979 on: October 03, 2008, 09:40:55 AM »

best survivor strategy = "OVER THERE" + Untouchable + Zombait

fuck arming those idiots
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